Entry #2: HARRY
Exams are on the way and the quidditch- (walks up to camera) is this cheese? Wow, shroud-y… (shakes head) No, no, I can't deal with stress! (wanders off in search of his precious "crystals") (Harry bouces back) Hee hee! Im back! I think Ron likes Hermione. I'll ask him! Oh no! Its' time to meet Albus to make SURE I'll pass. (opens Dumbledore's office to find Hermione already there.) Good Lord! It's the Pilsbury dough boy! Can I shake your hand?
HERMIONE:
(smoking cigarette) Good God, exams! I cant cope with this! Harry walked in on me and the professor. I tried to tell him that wasn't a hand!
Read all three books of the Lord of the Rings today: Aragorn SO has the hots for Frodo. Too bad though, if he tries anything, Sam will kill him. (A/N: inside joke between us and anyone who has read LotR diaries. If u wanna read them, go to orlandobloom.co.nz then click on extras and then secret diaries. Warning, story and movie spoiler! They are hilarious!)
Malfoy and Ron had another fight, good thing I stopped them. You know what I realized? Voldemort's soooo sexy. I bet he's got a- NO! Stop! You were doing so well! (grabs hair) Oh no. Okay, im going to put 300lbs of power between my legs, NOW.
RON: Harry asked if I liked Hermione. Wat the Fuck?? Since when? I HATE the bitch. She walked in as I tried to express my feelings to Malfoy! Here's how it went…
Hermione opens the door but I don't see her.
Me: "Malfoy let me introduce you to my…"
Her: NO!!!! Not your fist Ron!!!! No fighting!!
I wasn't going to say fist.
Hermione's been scaring me. She's been doing odd things. (Ahem) and I mean ODD. I saw her riding a motorcycle earlier. Where'd she get that? Aw well maybe Malfoy's downstairs…
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