The Fire and The Arm #2
Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne or anything from Escaflowne, blah blah blah.
Another Note: Dilly is short for Dilandau. Folkie is short for Folken. Got a problem?
One More Note: MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Yet Another Note: Dilandau and Folken are HOT. Arigato.
This is the second chapter. Enjoy!
Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan walked into school.
"I wonder why Dilandau hasn't been out of school for a week?" asked Sniperwolf.
Mamo-chan shrugged, "I don't know."
"It sucks. Dilandau is such a hot guy."
"Yes, he is." Mamo-chan sighed.
"You have a boyfriend, Mamo-chan." Sniperwolf pointed out.
A rose fell in front of them. "Now Sailor Moon!" cried someone.
They looked up to see Tuxedo Mask. He looked around quickly. "Sorry, wrong show." He muttered and left.
Sniperwolf giggled, "A rose! I love roses!" and she took it.
They walked into first period and sat down. "I hope Dilandau is here today." Said Mamo-chan.
"Yeah, school isn't the same when your teacher is a crazy pryo obbessed with fire. And Folken is gone too." Sniperwolf replied, sighing.
There was a little trumpet song played and the Dragonslayers came in and bowed. "Make way for Dilandau-sama!" they cried.
Dilandau walked in, going down the line of Dragonslayers and slapping all of them, "That was fun. Get up." He said and they did.
Folken walked in behind Dilandau, "Sorry we have been gone for so long." He told the class.
"Yes," Dilandau answered, "You see, I had a mental breakdown and turned into Serena, so they had to turn me back. Then I had to fight Van and we had to chase him around-"
"Ok, thank you." Folken said, butting in front of him.
Ben whispered to Mamo-chan, "Oh great. Why does he have to be back?"
Dilandau looked up at him, "Would you like to say that to my face?"
And Dilandau slapped Ben. Everyone cheered. Sniperwolf raised her hand and lowered her eyes. "We missed you, Dilandau-sama." She said, smiling.
Dilandau looked at her oddly and a slight blush came over his face. "You're such a moron." Folken hissed in Dilly's ear.
"What? Why?"
"You are clueless around women." Folken muttered.
"Do you feel like getting burned today?" Dilly cried.
"What are we doing today?" whined AJ.
AJ was bitch slapped. *Mwhahahaha! The power of being an author!*
"Gomen nasi, Dilandau-sama." He muttered.
"OK. Today we are going on a field trip." Dilandau said.
Everyone talked happily.
"The Beach!"
"The Park!"
"The Movies!"
"The Mall!"
"Japan!" That was Mamo-chan.
"Um.?_?" AJ was bitch slapped again.
"Spain!"
"The bathroom!" This was Ben, who was slapped too.
"DILLY'S BEDROOM!" cried Sniperwolf.
Everyone looked at her and she sunk in her seat. "We are going to." Dilly started.
Everyone leaned in wondering where. "The Field." Dilly finished.
Crickets chirped. The sound of monkeys could be heard. Everyone looked around at each other. Mamo-chan raised her hand, "Why a field Dilandau- sama?"
"You'll see when we get there." Dilly cackled.
"Dilandau," said Folken, "When the students go on a field trip, it has to be someplace.where they will learn something. Where they will understand something new."
"Really? They will. We havn't covered the Beauty of A Fire yet, have we?" Dilly said, raising one eyebrow.
"Oh no." Folken sighed.
"To the Burning Bus!" Dilly cried.
When the class got to the bus ramp, the discovered why it was called the Burning Bus. It was on fire. Folken took the class back inside.
"We will have to wait.for a new bus." Folken sighed.
Dilly came back in and crossed his arms, "How should I know we couldn't get in the bus?" He said. "I swear, is everyone here-"
"May I have your attention students and staff?"
"Didn't I kill him?" Dilandau muttered to himself, storming off.
"Why do they call it football?" the princpal said, "Sure you kick the ball, but then the players just use their hands and throw the ball. Shouldn't it be called Throwball? That would make a lot more sense, which is why there is a new rule. Football is now known as Throwball in this school. If you are in Gym, you are playing Throwball, not Football. Football is a bad nam- "
There was the sound of maniac laughter and then, "MOERO MOERO!"
Then, Dilandau's voice came over the intercom, "Everyone will burn! BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Then there was the sound of Dilandau coughing and he came back on the mike,
"Which Dragonslayer has clothes cleaning duties this week? Whoever it is, they somehow.got cat hair on my uniform and I'm choking on it! BURN!" Dilandau came back and slapped Guimel and they got on the bus.
"Come on, "Sniperwolf tugged on Mamo-chan, "Let's sit behind Dilly-sama."
Kristina nodded, wanting to sit near Folken. They sat in seat two, with Dilly and Folken in seat one.
"Chiku.Chiku.Chiku." muttered Dilly.
Miguel whined, "There is no place for me to sit."
"Here, Miggly!" cried Sniperwolf.
"Miggly? How the hell did you come up with that?" Mamo-chan asked.
Sniperwolf stared off, "I don't know."
Miguel sat next to Sniperwolf who smiled at him.
"I thought you thought Dilly was hot." Mamo-chan pointed out.
"I do."
"But you like Miguel?"
"I like Miggly but not as much as I like Dilly." Sniperwolf said, annoyed.
"Ok."
Soon, they got off the bus and were at The Field. It went on for awhile and had tall grass. Dilandau cackled, "Let's go soldiers."
"Aren't we students?" AJ asked.
AJ was slapped and Folken just sighed. Finally, the got to the center of The Field and Dilly laughed, pulling out a flamethrower.
"Remember when we learned how to set fires?" Dilly asked.
"No." everyone said in unison.
Dilly shot them a look that could cook chicken. "Um, yeah! Yeah!" everyone cried.
"You can pick a person to work with and everyone will burn down that part of the field."
"Dilandau," Folken's voice rang above the talking, "I don't think that is a bright idea."
"You know what else isn't a bright idea?" Dilly asked, "That purple tear on you."
Folken looked away, angry. Dilly first lit a match, closed his eyes and threw it. AJ's hair went in flames, but no one said anything to him, just snickered. Dilly cackled. "MOERO MOERO!" he screamed.
Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan went to a patch of The Field, holding a flamethrower.
"So we.just.burn it?" Sniperwolf asked.
"Yeah. I guess." Mamo-chan shrugged.
"Why is everyone laughing at me?" came AJ's distant voice.
Sniperwolf snickered and got ready to turn on the flamethrower.
"I think we should get help before we set everything on fire. This is our first time, after all." Mamo-chan said.
"You're right Mamo-Chan." Sniperwolf moved her feet.
"Ok.Let's ask a Dragonslayer for help."
She called over Dragonslayer Gatti.
"Excuse me, Gatti?" asked Mamo-Chan
"Yes?"
"Can you help us? This is our first fire."
"Why sure."
Gatti walks past Sniperwolf who stares at him, "He's so hot..not as hot as Dilly or Miggly but hot."
"Do you have a nickname for him too?"
"Hmm..Gat."
"Gat?"
"Yes. Gat looks like a cat, he sits on a mat, and eats a rat.I'm so poetic."
"Righttt.." Mamo-chan said.
"Ok," Gatti said, "All you do is press this button and the fire will shoot out. It takes a second to control it, but you should be fine."
"Arigato, Gatti." Said Mamo-chan.
"Why is it so hot in here?" asked AJ from afar.
"Baka." Muttered Ben.
Mamo-chan starts the fire and it lits The Field on fire. Soon The Field is nothing but ash and mess. "Good job, soldiers. Our guymelefs will be equipped with that too." Dilly said when they were all in a group.
"Damn it is hot in here." AJ complained.
Dilly slapped him for speaking out of turn. His head is still on fire. *MWHAHAHA! Author power!*
There is angry screams from afar and Dallet comes running over. "Dilandau-sama, we should get out of here quickly."
"It's all to make us shine I just know it! I love you, I love you!" Mamo- chan and Sniperwolf sing the Escaflowne Opening Theme Song.
"Gomen." Sniperwolf said quickly.
"Why must we leave?" Folken groaned, "Baka. I knew it. This isn't a field. This is the mayor's lawn. We BURNED the mayor's lawn!"
"Can we burn him?" Dilly asked hopefully.
"NO!"
"Who cares? He is old anyway. He'll probably die when he sees the flames."
"Why is everything red?" asked AJ, who was slapped.
"Let's get out of here!" cried Dragonslayer Shesta.
Everyone does the Scooby Doo Run. You know the run when they are getting chased and they run in place for awhile and oh, who cares, they just ran in place, OK? "Are you the Goddess who will destroy Gaea?" asked a figure.
It was Sora. Sniperwolf groaned.
"Dumbass! You're only in the movie!"
"Oh.yeah.just say this was a cameo. Can you thank me at the end for making this cameo?"
"Yeah Yeah! Just get out of my story. You are ruining the plot." Cried Sniperwolf.
Sora left.
Everyone got back on the bus and quickly they fleed to school. Everyone sat in their desks. "It's even hotter in here!" AJ cried, his head still up in flames.
Everyone snickered and the bell rang. "Where shall I take the other classes for their Field Trip, Folken-sama?" asked Dilly.
"How about.the beach?"
Dilly screamed, "NO! I HATE THE BEACH!"
Everyone asks him how can he hate the beach. He slaps everyone except
Sniprwolf, who hates the beach also.
"Have a burning day." And everyone leaves.
"Wow!" cries Ben, "I didn't get slapped that much! AJ did!"
"Yeah! And his head is still on fire!" exclaimed Sniperwolf.
"Should we tell him?" Mamo-chan asked.
The three look at each other.
"Nah."
The End Should there be another? You tell me, baka! Feel free to flame. But at least review!
Oh yeah.um.special thanks to Sora for making a cameo. Um, yeah. Now go sing that song you always sing which does nothing to the plot.
Just kidding. I like Sora!
You might be wondering why that kid called AJ had it so bad. At the time of writing, I was mad at my friend, AJ, and bashing him badly in this fic. But we are friends again.
Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne or anything from Escaflowne, blah blah blah.
Another Note: Dilly is short for Dilandau. Folkie is short for Folken. Got a problem?
One More Note: MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Yet Another Note: Dilandau and Folken are HOT. Arigato.
This is the second chapter. Enjoy!
Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan walked into school.
"I wonder why Dilandau hasn't been out of school for a week?" asked Sniperwolf.
Mamo-chan shrugged, "I don't know."
"It sucks. Dilandau is such a hot guy."
"Yes, he is." Mamo-chan sighed.
"You have a boyfriend, Mamo-chan." Sniperwolf pointed out.
A rose fell in front of them. "Now Sailor Moon!" cried someone.
They looked up to see Tuxedo Mask. He looked around quickly. "Sorry, wrong show." He muttered and left.
Sniperwolf giggled, "A rose! I love roses!" and she took it.
They walked into first period and sat down. "I hope Dilandau is here today." Said Mamo-chan.
"Yeah, school isn't the same when your teacher is a crazy pryo obbessed with fire. And Folken is gone too." Sniperwolf replied, sighing.
There was a little trumpet song played and the Dragonslayers came in and bowed. "Make way for Dilandau-sama!" they cried.
Dilandau walked in, going down the line of Dragonslayers and slapping all of them, "That was fun. Get up." He said and they did.
Folken walked in behind Dilandau, "Sorry we have been gone for so long." He told the class.
"Yes," Dilandau answered, "You see, I had a mental breakdown and turned into Serena, so they had to turn me back. Then I had to fight Van and we had to chase him around-"
"Ok, thank you." Folken said, butting in front of him.
Ben whispered to Mamo-chan, "Oh great. Why does he have to be back?"
Dilandau looked up at him, "Would you like to say that to my face?"
And Dilandau slapped Ben. Everyone cheered. Sniperwolf raised her hand and lowered her eyes. "We missed you, Dilandau-sama." She said, smiling.
Dilandau looked at her oddly and a slight blush came over his face. "You're such a moron." Folken hissed in Dilly's ear.
"What? Why?"
"You are clueless around women." Folken muttered.
"Do you feel like getting burned today?" Dilly cried.
"What are we doing today?" whined AJ.
AJ was bitch slapped. *Mwhahahaha! The power of being an author!*
"Gomen nasi, Dilandau-sama." He muttered.
"OK. Today we are going on a field trip." Dilandau said.
Everyone talked happily.
"The Beach!"
"The Park!"
"The Movies!"
"The Mall!"
"Japan!" That was Mamo-chan.
"Um.?_?" AJ was bitch slapped again.
"Spain!"
"The bathroom!" This was Ben, who was slapped too.
"DILLY'S BEDROOM!" cried Sniperwolf.
Everyone looked at her and she sunk in her seat. "We are going to." Dilly started.
Everyone leaned in wondering where. "The Field." Dilly finished.
Crickets chirped. The sound of monkeys could be heard. Everyone looked around at each other. Mamo-chan raised her hand, "Why a field Dilandau- sama?"
"You'll see when we get there." Dilly cackled.
"Dilandau," said Folken, "When the students go on a field trip, it has to be someplace.where they will learn something. Where they will understand something new."
"Really? They will. We havn't covered the Beauty of A Fire yet, have we?" Dilly said, raising one eyebrow.
"Oh no." Folken sighed.
"To the Burning Bus!" Dilly cried.
When the class got to the bus ramp, the discovered why it was called the Burning Bus. It was on fire. Folken took the class back inside.
"We will have to wait.for a new bus." Folken sighed.
Dilly came back in and crossed his arms, "How should I know we couldn't get in the bus?" He said. "I swear, is everyone here-"
"May I have your attention students and staff?"
"Didn't I kill him?" Dilandau muttered to himself, storming off.
"Why do they call it football?" the princpal said, "Sure you kick the ball, but then the players just use their hands and throw the ball. Shouldn't it be called Throwball? That would make a lot more sense, which is why there is a new rule. Football is now known as Throwball in this school. If you are in Gym, you are playing Throwball, not Football. Football is a bad nam- "
There was the sound of maniac laughter and then, "MOERO MOERO!"
Then, Dilandau's voice came over the intercom, "Everyone will burn! BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Then there was the sound of Dilandau coughing and he came back on the mike,
"Which Dragonslayer has clothes cleaning duties this week? Whoever it is, they somehow.got cat hair on my uniform and I'm choking on it! BURN!" Dilandau came back and slapped Guimel and they got on the bus.
"Come on, "Sniperwolf tugged on Mamo-chan, "Let's sit behind Dilly-sama."
Kristina nodded, wanting to sit near Folken. They sat in seat two, with Dilly and Folken in seat one.
"Chiku.Chiku.Chiku." muttered Dilly.
Miguel whined, "There is no place for me to sit."
"Here, Miggly!" cried Sniperwolf.
"Miggly? How the hell did you come up with that?" Mamo-chan asked.
Sniperwolf stared off, "I don't know."
Miguel sat next to Sniperwolf who smiled at him.
"I thought you thought Dilly was hot." Mamo-chan pointed out.
"I do."
"But you like Miguel?"
"I like Miggly but not as much as I like Dilly." Sniperwolf said, annoyed.
"Ok."
Soon, they got off the bus and were at The Field. It went on for awhile and had tall grass. Dilandau cackled, "Let's go soldiers."
"Aren't we students?" AJ asked.
AJ was slapped and Folken just sighed. Finally, the got to the center of The Field and Dilly laughed, pulling out a flamethrower.
"Remember when we learned how to set fires?" Dilly asked.
"No." everyone said in unison.
Dilly shot them a look that could cook chicken. "Um, yeah! Yeah!" everyone cried.
"You can pick a person to work with and everyone will burn down that part of the field."
"Dilandau," Folken's voice rang above the talking, "I don't think that is a bright idea."
"You know what else isn't a bright idea?" Dilly asked, "That purple tear on you."
Folken looked away, angry. Dilly first lit a match, closed his eyes and threw it. AJ's hair went in flames, but no one said anything to him, just snickered. Dilly cackled. "MOERO MOERO!" he screamed.
Sniperwolf and Mamo-chan went to a patch of The Field, holding a flamethrower.
"So we.just.burn it?" Sniperwolf asked.
"Yeah. I guess." Mamo-chan shrugged.
"Why is everyone laughing at me?" came AJ's distant voice.
Sniperwolf snickered and got ready to turn on the flamethrower.
"I think we should get help before we set everything on fire. This is our first time, after all." Mamo-chan said.
"You're right Mamo-Chan." Sniperwolf moved her feet.
"Ok.Let's ask a Dragonslayer for help."
She called over Dragonslayer Gatti.
"Excuse me, Gatti?" asked Mamo-Chan
"Yes?"
"Can you help us? This is our first fire."
"Why sure."
Gatti walks past Sniperwolf who stares at him, "He's so hot..not as hot as Dilly or Miggly but hot."
"Do you have a nickname for him too?"
"Hmm..Gat."
"Gat?"
"Yes. Gat looks like a cat, he sits on a mat, and eats a rat.I'm so poetic."
"Righttt.." Mamo-chan said.
"Ok," Gatti said, "All you do is press this button and the fire will shoot out. It takes a second to control it, but you should be fine."
"Arigato, Gatti." Said Mamo-chan.
"Why is it so hot in here?" asked AJ from afar.
"Baka." Muttered Ben.
Mamo-chan starts the fire and it lits The Field on fire. Soon The Field is nothing but ash and mess. "Good job, soldiers. Our guymelefs will be equipped with that too." Dilly said when they were all in a group.
"Damn it is hot in here." AJ complained.
Dilly slapped him for speaking out of turn. His head is still on fire. *MWHAHAHA! Author power!*
There is angry screams from afar and Dallet comes running over. "Dilandau-sama, we should get out of here quickly."
"It's all to make us shine I just know it! I love you, I love you!" Mamo- chan and Sniperwolf sing the Escaflowne Opening Theme Song.
"Gomen." Sniperwolf said quickly.
"Why must we leave?" Folken groaned, "Baka. I knew it. This isn't a field. This is the mayor's lawn. We BURNED the mayor's lawn!"
"Can we burn him?" Dilly asked hopefully.
"NO!"
"Who cares? He is old anyway. He'll probably die when he sees the flames."
"Why is everything red?" asked AJ, who was slapped.
"Let's get out of here!" cried Dragonslayer Shesta.
Everyone does the Scooby Doo Run. You know the run when they are getting chased and they run in place for awhile and oh, who cares, they just ran in place, OK? "Are you the Goddess who will destroy Gaea?" asked a figure.
It was Sora. Sniperwolf groaned.
"Dumbass! You're only in the movie!"
"Oh.yeah.just say this was a cameo. Can you thank me at the end for making this cameo?"
"Yeah Yeah! Just get out of my story. You are ruining the plot." Cried Sniperwolf.
Sora left.
Everyone got back on the bus and quickly they fleed to school. Everyone sat in their desks. "It's even hotter in here!" AJ cried, his head still up in flames.
Everyone snickered and the bell rang. "Where shall I take the other classes for their Field Trip, Folken-sama?" asked Dilly.
"How about.the beach?"
Dilly screamed, "NO! I HATE THE BEACH!"
Everyone asks him how can he hate the beach. He slaps everyone except
Sniprwolf, who hates the beach also.
"Have a burning day." And everyone leaves.
"Wow!" cries Ben, "I didn't get slapped that much! AJ did!"
"Yeah! And his head is still on fire!" exclaimed Sniperwolf.
"Should we tell him?" Mamo-chan asked.
The three look at each other.
"Nah."
The End Should there be another? You tell me, baka! Feel free to flame. But at least review!
Oh yeah.um.special thanks to Sora for making a cameo. Um, yeah. Now go sing that song you always sing which does nothing to the plot.
Just kidding. I like Sora!
You might be wondering why that kid called AJ had it so bad. At the time of writing, I was mad at my friend, AJ, and bashing him badly in this fic. But we are friends again.