By: Rika & animeluverthatiam
Author's Note: Expect a cameo appearance by a certain wandering samurai *wink wink*
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Rika just likes to glomp Tamahome.
*the Fushigi Yuugi opening theme "Itooshii Hito no Tame ni" starts playing*
*animeluverthatiam & Rika come walking in like you see on "The View", waving at the audience while they applaud loudly*
*opening theme stops, show starts after APPLAUD light turns off*
animeluverthatiam: Welcome back everyone! Thanks for tuning in! This is our third episode and we're certainly grateful for all your wonderful reviews! We have a lot of questions today so let's get started. Rika-chan, who's up first? Rika-chan? Where are you?
Tasuki: *mutters* Probably on the lap of that little ghost.
Tamahome: What the hell did you just say??? *punches Tasuki so hard that he flies outta the roof* She's not here.
********Moments Later********
Kenshin: animeluverthatiam-dono, does this belong to you? *holds a knocked out Tasuki*
Tasuki: X_X
Kenshin: He looked familiar, that he does. I remember watching your show and seeing someone that looked like him, that I did.
animeluverthatiam: Arigatou, Kenshin. *puts Tasuki in his chair, trying to make him sit up right* Have you seen Rika-chan???
Kenshin: Rika-dono? I saw her as I passed by. She's backstage, that she is.
animeluverthatiam: *goes backstage and cameraman & Kenshin follows* Rika-chan! What are you doing??? We have a show to do!
Rika: *glares at computer screen & you can hear the Rurouni Kenshin OVA ending coming from the speakers* O_O
animeluverthatiam: RIKA-CHAN!!! That computer's only for emailed questions!!! It's not for YOUR personal use!
Rika: *pops a vein* Gosh darn it! *tears begin to form*
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan, don't cry! Gomen! It's just that we have to film a show right now!
Rika: No, *sniff* it's not that.
Kenshin: Then what is it?
Rika: Oh, Kenshin! It was horrible! I was sitting here for two hours trying to download a song called "In Memories" from your OVA, but the person I was downloading it from disconnected me from downloading when I was almost done! Wah...!!! (A/N: This is an actual event. It happened to Rika. Except Kenshin & animeluverthatiam wasn't there. Just proves that Rika has no life.)
animeluverthatiam & Kenshin: *sweatdrop*
Kenshin: I should get going now, that I should. Kaoru-dono's expecting me to have lunch with her today.
animeluverthatiam: Well, have fun, Kenshin! Rika-chan, let's get going. *drags Rika-chan by the collar*
Rika: Why? WHY?! Why can't we afford DSL?! Or Cable?! WHY?!
animeluverthatiam: Because we're not as successful as other shows. *enters the set* Gomen nasai! Let's get on with the show.
Rika: *sadly & slowly* Our first question comes from PrincessKitty-Chan.
PK-C: NURI-CHAN, WHERE ARE YOU? Will you be mine? =^.^= Pleeeeeeese! Hey, where are you, hon? aaaaah! Nuri-chan Nuri-chan, will you be mine? YOU HAD BETTER BE!
Most likely my dear friend Chibigreenwizardmon would say this:: Can I have Chichiri? I already have a doll of him.
Rika: Chichiri doll?! *eyes begin to sparkle and forgets the depression* Wo yao yi ge Chichiri wa wa!!! (A/N: That's Mandarin for "I want a Chichiri doll!!!")
Nuriko: *a brief moment of pondering* Sure. But only for a day. I still love Hotohori-sama. Let's talk after the show. *wink*
PK-C: *faints*
animeluverthatiam: Could someone take care of her? I think we have fainted fan beds backstage. *two big dudes come in with a stretcher to take PrincessKitty-Chan to a "fainted fan" bed*
Chichiri: *uses his magic & two SD Chichiri dolls that say "No da" when you squeeze him appear* Here you go, Rika-san and animeluverthatiam-san.
Rika: *eyes widen* ARIGATOU CHICHIRI!!! *grabs the doll & gives Chichiri a big bear hug*
animeluverthatiam: *glomps Chichiri*
Chichiri: *falls over* *gets up 10 minutes later when Rika finally gets animeluverthatiam off him* Arigatou, Rika-san. Chibigreenwizardmon, you can have me for a day, also no da. We'll make arrangements after the show. I don't think animeluverthatiam-san will let me leave for more than a day no da.
Chibigreenwizardmon: *gets happy*
animeluverthatiam: Heh, heh. Gomen. Um...the next question is from Koutoko'sGirl.
Koutoko'sGirl: Okay, my question: Ami-chan, can you love someone besides Miaka-baka? And where did you get your kawaii flute?? And how can I get a translation of Ryuusei Den? I love you!!! Bai
Miaka: I am no baka! So what if I like to eat? So what if I can't cook? So what if I'm a clutz? So what if--*self-esteem suddenly drops, after realizing her negative qualities* *looks down at the floor*
Tamahome: Miaka, I love you the way you are. Let me see your beautiful smile.
Miaka: *slowly looks up & smiles at Tamahome* Oh, Tamahome, as long as I have you...I can get through anything *Tamahome & Miaka exchange loving looks*
Rika: *rolls eyes* Oh puhleez...
Tasuki: Haha, Rika! Yer jealous!
Rika: Shut up Tasuki! I can kick you off the show, suspend you from your tessen, deprive you of food, and do all this evil stuff to you. *sticks out tongue*
Tasuki: *quietly* Just cuz I'm right...
Rika: *hits the back of Tasuki's head*
Tasuki: Okay, Okay. Sorry, geez. *rubs the back of his head*
Amiboshi: *looks at Miaka & Tamahome* *gets sad* No, I don't think I can. *goes off in the corner by himself*
Suboshi: Damn, you, Suzaku no Miko! I'll kill you for hurting my brother!
animeluverthatiam: NO FIGHTING!
Suboshi: *whimpers and retreats like a cowardly dog*
Tamahome: *stops looking at Miaka, puts on sunglasses & goes into salesman mode* Amiboshi's flute came from me! *holds an imitation of Amiboshi's flute* This flute is an exact copy and was handcrafted by none other than yours truly! We'll have an auction! *fans of Amiboshi & Tamahome start shouting out prices*
Miaka: Tamahome no baka! That's not real!
Tamahome: *bidding immediately stops* Heh, heh. Sorry. Old habits kicked in.
Amiboshi: *comes back out from the dark corner & into his seat* It came from Santa Claus a long time ago.
Rika: You can get a translation of Ryuusei Den online if you search for it on Yahoo, I think. It's on a webpage and I think it's by someone named Tasuki no Miko...I'm not 100% sure...
animeluverthatiam: How would you know?
Rika: Hehe, I search for Fushigi Yuugi things when I'm online.
Tasuki: I'm a Miko?
Rika: No! That's just a pen name. You're more like Tasuki no Baka.
Tasuki: Why ya little...*tries to get out of seat, but can't* Wh-what th' hell? How th' hell did these straps get here?
Rika: I have the power to act like an anime character, you know. I tied you without you knowing it. *evil laughter*
Tasuki: .........
Chiriko: That's another point for Rika-chan.
animeluverthatiam: *sweatdrop* They are so immature sometimes...maybe it is true that boys and girls make fun of each other when they like each other ¬_¬ *evil giggle*
Rika: NANI???? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!
animeluverthatiam: Wh-what??? How do you know when I'm thinking something???
Rika: Well, I am writing this, you know.
animeluverthatiam: Then why did you write that?!
Rika: Because it's something you would think!!!
animeluverthatiam: Um...er...*scratches head* Next, we have Kiriko-seikun!
Kiriko-seikun: My questions are:
1) Chiriko, how do you get your hair to stay up like that?
2) Hotohori, how long does it take you to brush your hair?
3) Can I take Chiriko home with me? Pretty please with whiped cream and a cherry on top?
Chiriko: My hair is short, so when you tie it, it sticks up like that. It also could be that anime characters like us can defy gravity without much thought. For those that don't know, gravity is the amount of force that is pushing down on a certain object and it varies on different planets.....*starts going into great detail that the authoress doesn't even know about*
animeluverthatiam: How would he know about gravity and planets if he's from ancient China? I guess it's because fanfic writers can write anything they want.
Rika: *collapsing to the floor and gets swirly eyed*
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan! What's wrong? What hit you this time?
Rika: *slowly* Nothing....it's just too much information for my puny brain to handle...
animeluverthatiam: *sweatdrop* I wonder how you got into honor classes...
Rika: I've been wondering that since freshman year...
animeluverthatiam: Uh...we're only sophomores.
Rika: Hey, can't I sound older for once?
animeluverthatiam: Um...sure...So, Hotohori, how long does it take you to brush your hair?
Hotohori: How would I know? My servants do that for me. I believe you should ask one of them.
Servant: Too long to count. *has bags under her eyes*
Rika: *whispers to animeluverthatiam* Psst...do you think he'll consider a haircut?
animeluverthatiam: *shakes head*
Kiriko-seikun: Can I take Chiriko home with me? Pretty please with whiped cream and a cherry on top?
Chiriko: Sure! I need a quiet place to study. The hotel we're staying at is too small and the environment is much too lethargic for me. Also, it's because I'm staying with Tasuki. *frowns*
Kiriko-seikun: Yay!
Rika: Hah! No one likes Tasuki.
Tasuki: *mumbles some stuff*
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan, will you rip the tape off Tasuki's mouth?
Rika: No, he talks to much.
Tasuki: *turns bright red & starts to boil with anger as steam comes out from his ears and fidgets in his chair (he's still strapped!)*
Rika: I love being host. *grins* Hehe, next question!
SharonToggle: Wai! You guys rule! You answered my question. I LOVE YOU CHICHIRI! *hug* Oh, yes, I have a question for all the guys: Boxers or briefs?
Tamahome: Boxers.
Hotohori: How dare you ask an emperor such filthy questions! I am not answering that.
Rika: You wear nothing, right?
Hotohori: H-How dare you! Y-You--
Rika: Wow, I actually shut an emperor up.
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan, that wasn't nice.
Rika: *shrug* It's the truth, isn't it?
animeluverthatiam: I wouldn't know.
Mitsukake: Jockey briefs.
Chichiri: Boxers, no da.
Chiriko: Diapers.
Rika: Aren't you a little too old for that?
Chiriko: I look like a four-year-old anyway, so its not imperative.
Nuriko: Panties.
Tasuki: *mumbles*
Rika: *violently rips the tape off Tasuki's mouth*
Tasuki: *screams in anguish* You little bi--
Rika: Don't you dare. *narrows eyes*
Tasuki: Thong.
Rika: *face turns blue with disgust at the thought*
Tasuki: Heh, heh.
Rika: *silently slaps the tape back on Tasuki's mouth*
Chichiri: I think she's been traumatized, no da.
animeluverthatiam: Should the Seiryuu seishi answer this too?
Rika: *sits in a chair & stares blankly ahead, still blue in disgust* ...............
animeluverthatiam: What do you mean "No, next time because I don't like them?"
Seiryuu Seishi: WHAT???
Rika: *just sits there, oblivious as to what's happening*
animeluverthatiam: Leave her alone.
Seiryuu Seishi: *retreats back to their chairs*
SharonToggle: Luv all of ya! Yer all so cute! (except Mitsukake, but you have cool powers anyway) Ja ne!
Mitsukake: Is Luminaglow the only one that loves me?
Tama: Meow. (Translation: Probably.)
animeluverthatiam: Speaking of Luminaglow, here she is with her question!
Luminaglow: how did you get them 0_- i've try stalking them but unfortunatly i fell down from the tree branch i was sitting from and was in serious pain ow...
animeluverthatiam: LOL, how are you?
Luminaglow: Okay...I guess.
animeluverthatiam: *looks at Luminaglow's casts, bandages, and crutches* I did the smart thing. Actually, Rika did all the dirty work. You just gotta be slick like Rika. *looks at Rika, who's still staring ahead blue in disgust at nothing* She kidnapped each one of them when they weren't aware and forced them to sign the contract. She said Miaka was the easiest one. She's NEVER aware of what's going on. I think it was because she grabbed her while she was eating.
Miaka: Show some mercy! I choked when she grabbed me! I didn't even finish my food. *pouts*
animeluverthatiam: Sorry. Hehe, the next and last questions are from SSJ Son Kat.
SSJ Son Kat: oii! ^o^ That was so kawaii! Love your idea to make a show n.n. Well... I haven't seen much of FY but I bought the manga and read all of the episode guides o___O;... I love spoiling things for myself... ANYWAY ^___^;... questions...hmm... uhhh... *scratches her head* oh, yes!
1st one: When Tamahome was still posessed and stuff and he beat Tasuki to a bloody pulp, ((nothing against ya, Suki-baby)), why didn't Mitsukake heal him the next day when his powers were restored?
Well, I think they were oO;... I'm so confused @_@... oh, well...
2nd one: Personally, I have nothing against any of the Suzaku seishi, but... if Hotohori is so beautiful, how come Tamahome is so much more handsome?
*Runs away from Hotohori fans* e.e! I'm sorry! I just think Tamahome is cuter, that's all!
3rd one: Chichiri, why are you so damn kawaii?
He is, I'm serious oO;...
4th one: Can I have a piece of Tasuki's hair? ^___^ It's so pretty... and shiny... and ORANGE!n_n
Mitsukake: I have my reasons.
Rika: *finally snaps out of her "blue in disgust" trance* *raises hand* I KNOW! I KNOW! It was because no one wanted to listen to Tasuki talk so much and they wanted some peace and quiet around the palace for once.
Tasuki: *still strapped with mouth taped* *boils up with anger and starts fidgeting*
Rika: *grins*
Chiriko: Another one for Rika-chan.
Hotohori: I am just so beautiful that they had to have another bishonen who wasn't beautiful like I am. So that's why Tamahome's handsome.
Rika: I AGREE!!! I TOTALLY AGREE!!! TAMAHOME'S THE MOST GORGEOUS GUY I'VE EVER SEEN!!! HE'S JUST SOOOO WOW THAT YOU CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT HIM!!! XD *heart begins to melt*
Tamahome: *blushes from the compliments*
Chichiri: That's the way Yuu Watase created me, no da. Maybe it's because I turn SD *turns SD*
animeluverthatiam: *glomps Chichiri*
Chichiri: *tries his hardest to talk* Or...maybe...it's the way I talk...?
Rika: *gets animeluverthatiam off Chichiri, AGAIN*
Chichiri: Arigatou. *turns normal*
Rika: No problemo ^_^ Wait, Tasuki's hair? You want Tasuki's hair? Do I have to touch it? What if there's lice? Or crabs?
animeluverthatiam: *sweatdrop* Crabs don't live up there.
Rika: I know, but still...it's TASUKI.
animeluverthatiam: Fine, fine. I'll do it. *cuts some of Tasuki's hair*
Rika: Cut more. That's not enough.
animeluverthatiam: *cuts more*
Rika: Still not enough.
animeluverthatiam: *cuts even more*
Rika: A little bit more.
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan! There's already a bald spot!
Tasuki: *looks shocked*
Rika: Are you sure it wasn't already there? He looks pretty old in Eikouden.***
Tasuki: *pops a vein* *starts mumbling loudly and fidgets violently in his chair*
Rika: Hehe.
Chiriko: My, Rika-chan's getting pretty good at this.
animeluverthatiam: That's all we have for today folks. Keep sending us your questions! And don't forget to check out my fic, "Ask the Kenshin-gumi" by yours truly! Sayonara!
Tasuki: *mumbles*
Mitsukake: I believe he said "Sayonara."
Rika & FY Cast: Sayonara!
*ending theme plays*
***I personally haven't seen Eikouden, so please don't ask questions about it yet. I only know part of the story.