Boxers or Briefs?
By Breetanya
Chapter 2.
Two more are up!
AN: ACK! Thank you for reviewing!
I wasn't expecting so many people to review so fast!
So I just HAD to write more so I could update!
I love you ALL!
I truly do!
Of course I don't own Harry Potter.
I SINCERELY wished I did… cause then I wouldn't have to bother with school!
Well you don't want to listen to me talk!
You want to read what I wrote!
So go ahead! And if you want… cover your eyes… *starts whistling innocently*
"We have made a Deal with Fudge," I cough trying to hide a laugh, and Zenya does the same thing. "So that while on this show… no one can be arrested. We tried to make is so that only one person, the next one, would not be arrested but it had to be all or none. Anyway… the next victim is Sirius Black!"
The audience gasped, Harry, Hermione, and Ron looked up looking surprised, and Sirius was on stage looking confused. Once he realized that he was on a stage with people looking at him he tried to run and hide but was stopped by Virtie and BadBoyLover who held him a LITTLE too close.
"Hello Mr. Black," I said cheerfully to him. "You are on a Game show called 'Boxers or Briefs?' Don't worry; no one will be arrested on this show. So if you would please stop struggling my guards would be able to let you go… Although I doubt they'd want to…"
Sirius was calculating, anyone could clearly see it in his eyes. "If you don't believe us look at this," I said turning on a TV screen. On the screen was Fudge in a wire cage with people paying to throw tomatoes at him. "He doesn't get out of that cage if any ministry workers, erm… besides a select few, are with in 10 kilometers of this place… and believe me… we're making a killing off of him!"
The Weasley twins had just stepped into the range of the screen and forked over 5 galleons each, which was worth about 200 tomatoes and handed them to other members of the Weasley clan while Percy was hovering around them yelling about disrespecting high ministry officials.
"HEY! Why didn't you let us have a go at him before you dragged us onto this show?" Ron demanded while Virtie, BBL, Zenya, and I were laughing out heads off.
"We'll keep him in there an hour after the show ends," I gasped. "It will give Sirius a good get away time. You can throw tomatoes at him then."
This seemed to satisfy him as he calmed back down. "So Mr. Black, will you relax while you are on this show? You are perfectly safe," I said.
Sirius finally stopped struggling and Virtie and BBL reluctantly let go of him and went back to their respective stations.
"Okay Ladies," I said looking at the three girls, two of whom were calm at the sight of Sirius, (Mrs. Weasley told her brood about Sirius being innocent, except for Percy… for obvious reasons…) while the third was just about to faint. "Boxers or Briefs?"
It took about a minute before a buzzer went off, it was Lavender, who seemed to come to her senses. "Silver silk boxers," she said.
"SIRIUS! HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS!" Harry and Ron advised before Zenya waved gags around warning them.
"What?" he asked confused.
I grinned evilly as BBL, Virite, and Zenya were all praying that Sirius would be wearing what they had to guard. I got his pants no matter what he wore under them… "ACCIO SIRIUS BLACK'S PANTS!"
"WHAT?" he yelled as he tried to catch his pants that were flying toward me.
I grabbed Sirius's pants and Zenya let out a whoop. "YES! I GET SIRIUS!" she pounced on him dragging him over to her bench, while BBL and Virtie pouted.
"Lavender?" Hermione asked. "How did you know what underwear he wore?"
"Well… BadBoyLover didn't leave go right away so his pants came down a bit to reveal his boxers," Lavender explained.
"Then why didn't you buzz in before?" Ginny asked.
"I was afraid he was going to start cursing people," she explained.
"No… you'd better be afraid of the next victim to start cursing people," I said giggling. "Which is your very own, (thank god I go to an American school of Witchcraft,) Potions Master, Mr. Severus Snape!"
The three girls playing the game, the three boys all ready depants, and the audience looked at Snape wondering how the heck we got him to come on this show. "What the bloody hell! This isn't the apothecary!"
"Aren't Portkeys great?" I asked grinning evilly.
"YOU DID THIS?" Snape yelled. "WHY am I in Muggle CLOTHING? 200 points off of your house!"
I grinned like the Chester Cat. "I don't go to Hogwarts, and you are on a game show called 'Boxers or Briefs?' NOW BBL! DON'T YOU DARE…" I started as I saw BBL raise her wand.
It was too late though, "ACCIO SEVERUS SNAPE'S PANTS!" she yelled grabbing the pants as they zoomed toward her.
There was a collective gasp from the audience, BBL let out a shriek of joy, and there was a pop and suddenly a woman in black robes appeared. She pointed her wand at Snape and said, "Cenorous!" and suddenly there was a floating black bar covering up the source of all the commotion.
I looked at the woman and asked, "Who are you?"
"My name is Cindy Citrus and I am the censor for this station," she said glaring at me. "This show is highly unethical!" she continued but I zoned her out.
I called over Virtie, and Zenya to the podium; the three victims were still trying to figure out how we got Snape on the show, and BBL was dragging Snape to the Neither room.
"I heard that Censors were witches but I never knew it was in the literal sense!" I said to them. "Any suggestions on how to get her out of here?"
"There's all ways the cabinet," Zenya offered.
"Nah…" I said. "Its getting kind of full, and they'd probably try to eat her…"
"Your sister," Virtie said. "She attacks us when we go to you house… Just tell her Censor Cindy is your new best friend."
"Do you really want Trista to be on the stage trying to kill you while you are guarding grouchy men without pants?" I asked.
"Good point."
"STUNNING SPELL!" came the voice out of nowhere.
"What the heck?" we asked each other. Then it hit us. It was BBL yelling at us from in the Neither room.
"Why not… on the count of three," I said getting my wand out.
Virtie, Zenya and I all aimed our wands at the still ranting Censor and yelled, "STUPIFY!" knocking her out cold.
"Well…" I said as Zenya and Virtie went back to their posts. "Now we can move on to our next victim…"
AN:
*grins evilly*
Okay, there were a couple of private jokes in there…
And the score… I forgot to put that in!
Ginny- 0
Hermione- 100
Lavender- 200
And no one got Snape cause BBL was too impatient…
So the next Victim is??
I really shouldn't be writing this… I should be doing my homework…
So I'll go do that…
While you review! ^_^
By Breetanya
Chapter 2.
Two more are up!
AN: ACK! Thank you for reviewing!
I wasn't expecting so many people to review so fast!
So I just HAD to write more so I could update!
I love you ALL!
I truly do!
Of course I don't own Harry Potter.
I SINCERELY wished I did… cause then I wouldn't have to bother with school!
Well you don't want to listen to me talk!
You want to read what I wrote!
So go ahead! And if you want… cover your eyes… *starts whistling innocently*
"We have made a Deal with Fudge," I cough trying to hide a laugh, and Zenya does the same thing. "So that while on this show… no one can be arrested. We tried to make is so that only one person, the next one, would not be arrested but it had to be all or none. Anyway… the next victim is Sirius Black!"
The audience gasped, Harry, Hermione, and Ron looked up looking surprised, and Sirius was on stage looking confused. Once he realized that he was on a stage with people looking at him he tried to run and hide but was stopped by Virtie and BadBoyLover who held him a LITTLE too close.
"Hello Mr. Black," I said cheerfully to him. "You are on a Game show called 'Boxers or Briefs?' Don't worry; no one will be arrested on this show. So if you would please stop struggling my guards would be able to let you go… Although I doubt they'd want to…"
Sirius was calculating, anyone could clearly see it in his eyes. "If you don't believe us look at this," I said turning on a TV screen. On the screen was Fudge in a wire cage with people paying to throw tomatoes at him. "He doesn't get out of that cage if any ministry workers, erm… besides a select few, are with in 10 kilometers of this place… and believe me… we're making a killing off of him!"
The Weasley twins had just stepped into the range of the screen and forked over 5 galleons each, which was worth about 200 tomatoes and handed them to other members of the Weasley clan while Percy was hovering around them yelling about disrespecting high ministry officials.
"HEY! Why didn't you let us have a go at him before you dragged us onto this show?" Ron demanded while Virtie, BBL, Zenya, and I were laughing out heads off.
"We'll keep him in there an hour after the show ends," I gasped. "It will give Sirius a good get away time. You can throw tomatoes at him then."
This seemed to satisfy him as he calmed back down. "So Mr. Black, will you relax while you are on this show? You are perfectly safe," I said.
Sirius finally stopped struggling and Virtie and BBL reluctantly let go of him and went back to their respective stations.
"Okay Ladies," I said looking at the three girls, two of whom were calm at the sight of Sirius, (Mrs. Weasley told her brood about Sirius being innocent, except for Percy… for obvious reasons…) while the third was just about to faint. "Boxers or Briefs?"
It took about a minute before a buzzer went off, it was Lavender, who seemed to come to her senses. "Silver silk boxers," she said.
"SIRIUS! HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS!" Harry and Ron advised before Zenya waved gags around warning them.
"What?" he asked confused.
I grinned evilly as BBL, Virite, and Zenya were all praying that Sirius would be wearing what they had to guard. I got his pants no matter what he wore under them… "ACCIO SIRIUS BLACK'S PANTS!"
"WHAT?" he yelled as he tried to catch his pants that were flying toward me.
I grabbed Sirius's pants and Zenya let out a whoop. "YES! I GET SIRIUS!" she pounced on him dragging him over to her bench, while BBL and Virtie pouted.
"Lavender?" Hermione asked. "How did you know what underwear he wore?"
"Well… BadBoyLover didn't leave go right away so his pants came down a bit to reveal his boxers," Lavender explained.
"Then why didn't you buzz in before?" Ginny asked.
"I was afraid he was going to start cursing people," she explained.
"No… you'd better be afraid of the next victim to start cursing people," I said giggling. "Which is your very own, (thank god I go to an American school of Witchcraft,) Potions Master, Mr. Severus Snape!"
The three girls playing the game, the three boys all ready depants, and the audience looked at Snape wondering how the heck we got him to come on this show. "What the bloody hell! This isn't the apothecary!"
"Aren't Portkeys great?" I asked grinning evilly.
"YOU DID THIS?" Snape yelled. "WHY am I in Muggle CLOTHING? 200 points off of your house!"
I grinned like the Chester Cat. "I don't go to Hogwarts, and you are on a game show called 'Boxers or Briefs?' NOW BBL! DON'T YOU DARE…" I started as I saw BBL raise her wand.
It was too late though, "ACCIO SEVERUS SNAPE'S PANTS!" she yelled grabbing the pants as they zoomed toward her.
There was a collective gasp from the audience, BBL let out a shriek of joy, and there was a pop and suddenly a woman in black robes appeared. She pointed her wand at Snape and said, "Cenorous!" and suddenly there was a floating black bar covering up the source of all the commotion.
I looked at the woman and asked, "Who are you?"
"My name is Cindy Citrus and I am the censor for this station," she said glaring at me. "This show is highly unethical!" she continued but I zoned her out.
I called over Virtie, and Zenya to the podium; the three victims were still trying to figure out how we got Snape on the show, and BBL was dragging Snape to the Neither room.
"I heard that Censors were witches but I never knew it was in the literal sense!" I said to them. "Any suggestions on how to get her out of here?"
"There's all ways the cabinet," Zenya offered.
"Nah…" I said. "Its getting kind of full, and they'd probably try to eat her…"
"Your sister," Virtie said. "She attacks us when we go to you house… Just tell her Censor Cindy is your new best friend."
"Do you really want Trista to be on the stage trying to kill you while you are guarding grouchy men without pants?" I asked.
"Good point."
"STUNNING SPELL!" came the voice out of nowhere.
"What the heck?" we asked each other. Then it hit us. It was BBL yelling at us from in the Neither room.
"Why not… on the count of three," I said getting my wand out.
Virtie, Zenya and I all aimed our wands at the still ranting Censor and yelled, "STUPIFY!" knocking her out cold.
"Well…" I said as Zenya and Virtie went back to their posts. "Now we can move on to our next victim…"
AN:
*grins evilly*
Okay, there were a couple of private jokes in there…
And the score… I forgot to put that in!
Ginny- 0
Hermione- 100
Lavender- 200
And no one got Snape cause BBL was too impatient…
So the next Victim is??
I really shouldn't be writing this… I should be doing my homework…
So I'll go do that…
While you review! ^_^