By: Rika & animeluverthatiam
Authoress' Note: Please, excuse any spelling or grammatical errors. I was in a hurry to finish this episode ASAP to please our wonderful viewers. ^_^
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Rika just likes to torture Tasuki, not because she doesn't like him (he's one of her favorites) but because it's funny!
*the Fushigi Yuugi opening theme "Itooshii Hito no Tame ni" starts playing*
*animeluverthatiam & Rika come walking in like you see on "The View", waving at the audience while they applaud loudly*
*opening theme stops, show starts after APPLAUD light turns off*
Rika: Welcome everybody!!! Ahh!!!! Our fourth episode!!! *gets really happy* I never expected all this!!! ^_^ I LOVE ALL THE REVIEWERS!!!
animeluverthatiam: Uh...*sweatdrop* Don't get TOO emotional now...Can we get to the questions?
Rika: Hai! Our first question today comes from...*looks at the cuecard* JOSHIEWAH?! What is he doing here? He's never seen Fushigi Yuugi...He only knows about Tamahome cuz of me...
joshiewah!: Haha, loser.
Rika: *hits joshiewah! in the head really hard* Haha, Gigolo Joshiewah. Who's the loser now huh? *sticks out tongue*
joshiewah!: I'm not a Gigolo, you slut.
Rika: ASSHOLE!! You suck. Ask your question already. (A/N: Rika and joshiewah! are like best friends. They make fun of each other like this all the time. It's a regular thing for them)
joshiewah!: i say tamahome should be all for rika-chan..who else agrees?
Rika: *raises both hands & waves them around back and fourth*
Everybody: *no one else raises a hand, or a finger*
joshiewah!: Haha, loser.
Rika: Shut up! *elbows joshiewah! in the neck*
joshiewah!: Not my fault you don't belong with Tamahomie. (A/N: That's what he calls Tamahome.)
Rika: Shut up already! *punches joshiewah! so hard that he flies out of the roof, turning into a little sparkle in the sky*
Everybody: *sweatdrop*
Rika: *laughs nervously* Hehe, he'll be okay.
Chichiri: They act like brother and sister, no da.
animeluverthatiam: Moving on...Here's SharonToggle again with questions!
SharonToggle: Yay! You answered my other question! Yaaay! And Kenshin got a cameo! I love you Kenshin! I love you Chichiri! It must be something about scarred guys with bizarre speech patterns *drool* Neways, on with the questions! Yaay!
I already asked the Kenshin-gumi in animeluverthatiam's fanfic, so I suppose I could borrow it for this one, too. Which themes/image songs do you guys all like the best? My personal favorite song of all time is "Mizu-Kagami" *snuggles up to Chichiri-chan* Actually, even if it wasn't a Chichiri image song it'd probably be my favorite... Whatever. I LOVE YOU ALL! especially Chichiri-chan *smooches*
Ja ne!
Chichiri: Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai, no da!
Nuriko: Perfect World...
Miaka: Promise Love.
Rika: *sigh* I guess we all know the answers to the rest...so let's move on to the next question. *yawn*
animeluverthatiam: What's wrong?
Rika: I'm so TIRED! Along with doing this show, I am so busy. Do you know how much homework I have to do for summer school?! How much I have to study?!
animeluverthatiam: Yeah.
Rika: *blinkity blink*
animeluverthatiam: I have the same classes as you do, except in reverse order, remember? Plus, I have TWO shows that I do. So, I don't think it's school that's making you tired. It's probably all the food you consume, all the time you waste online when you should be doing your homework, and because you use your study time to sleep! I feel perfectly fine. I'm alert as ever. Yeah, you slack off. Yeah, you procrastinate. Yeah, you eat too much. You act like a normal anime character for heaven's sake! So the best advice I'd give to you is-- *hears the sound of snoring*
Rika: *sleeps on the floor, by the wall, with her mouth opening & closing...not to mention that bubble you see when anime characters sleep*
animeluverthatiam: Oh gosh. Looks like I'll have to host the show alone today, unless Rika wakes up. *lightbulb lights up* Luminaglow! Where are you?
Luminaglow: Right here!
animeluverthatiam: Do you wanna host the show with me today? I think it'll be a while before Rika-chan wakes up.
Luminaglow: Sure!!! But, can I ask my questions first?
animeluverthatiam: Okay.
Luminaglow: huh im the only one who likes Mitsukake? If it make him feel better there was an actuin about you and like 5 ppl actuined it. i missed it so i stole you ^_~. and poor tasuki his gone bald , can i rub his shiny blad head for bad luck (dont worry ill wear gloves) ^-^
but i have another question ( i always do, i like being in the show)
i read that hotohori had sibling (two sister and a brother i think) what ever happen to them?
Mitsukake: ...........
Tasuki: WHAT? BALD? HOW TH' HELL DID I GET BALD IN TH' LAST COUPLE O' MINUTES?!
Nuriko: *pulls Tasuki down, making him sit* No, you're not bald. Well, not anymore at least.
Tasuki: Phew...don't listen ta what Rika says! I DON'T GOT LICE! *looks down, then up again* Or crabs either...
Hotohori: Yes, I do have siblings, but I was chosen to become emperor of Konan. They are still alive, except that the anime just doesn't show them.
*Tasuki quietly walks over to the sleeping Rika with a black pen in his hand*
Tasuki: Heh, heh. *evil grin* I'll pay her back. *draws stuff on Rika's face, who's still sound asleep*
*Tasuki runs back to his seat*
animeluverthatiam: Our next questions come from Chibi Leelee Milo.
Chibi Leelee Milo: First of all, Mitsukake, Luminaglow is not the only girl in the audience who loves you. Just wanted to let you know that. Anyway...
Luminaglow: Hehe, I sure aren't ^_~
Chibi Leelee Milo: Chichiri, I know what your mask means to you, but why don't you take it off more often? You are sooo much more bishonen without it.
Chichiri: Arigatou for the compliment, no da. The mask makes me look kawaii. Yu Watase created me as a kawaii character, no da. But, I can take it off for a moment if you'd like. ^_^
Chibi Leelee Milo: *nods fiercely in agreement*
*Chichiri takes off his mask* *animeluverthatiam glomps Chichiri*
Chichiri: Rika-san...a little help, no da.
Rika: *snores*
Luminaglow: *removes animeluverthatiam off Chichiri with humungo pliers*
Chichiri: Arigatou! *puts mask back on*
*girls in the audience shout: KAWAII!!!*
Chibi Leelee Milo: Amiboshi, would you like to play a duet with another flutist someday? I'm available for a get-together anytime, and I'm sure my friend Christine (who loves you, by the way) is, too. (Chibi's friend Christine: HAI!!! COME OVER ANYTIME, AMI-CHAN!!!! *drools*) On second thought, with Christine, we'd probably never get in any time for music. What do you think?
Amiboshi: *blushes at the compliments* Sure, anytime! I'd love to play a duet with another flutist. Too bad Suboshi doesn't know how to play. Just give me the time and place and I'll be there...that is, if the hosts will let. *looks at animeluverthatiam with puppy dog eyes*
animeluverthatiam: Don't be out too late. *Amiboshi & Chibi Leelee Milo jump for joy in the background*
Rika: *wakes up and yawns* *sits up on the floor & scratches stomach* That was a good sleep. I had a dream Tasuki was dressed up as Jigglypuff and was writing all over me. *frowns* The thing is, Tasuki's not cute enough to look like Jigglypuff.
Everybody: *tries to hide back laughter*
Rika: What? What?
Tasuki: *sticks a mirror in front of Rika's face* *bursts out laughing*
Rika: Who's that? Is that me? HEY...!!!
Tasuki: *bursts out laughing like crazy*
Rika: I look like Chichiri!!! n_n I look sooo kawaii, no da!
Tasuki: *stops laughing immediately* Wh-what??? Yer not mad???
Rika: I look like Chichiri! As long as I don't look like you then I'm perfectly fine! ^_^
joshiewah!: *head sticks out, with a bandage on his head, from behind the curtain* Dammit! You! Fang-boy! Next time if you're going to draw on Rika's face, draw something UGLY! Don't make her looking like a cat! Do a better job--*suddenly gets punched so hard that he flies out of the roof and turns into a little sparkle in the sky, again*
Rika: *fuming with anger*
Tasuki: Even though y'say y'look like Chichiri, y'still look ugly as hell.
Rika: Why you little!!! *chases Tasuki around the set*
Tasuki: *runs for his life cuz Rika has a big mallet in her hand*
Luminaglow: Can I stay, even though Rika-chan woke up?
animeluverthatiam: Sure. Doesn't seem like she'll be hosting anything today. Just looks like she'll be chasing Tasuki.
Luminaglow: Yay! The next question comes from Golden-Sephy.
Golden-Sephy: We had a great time last time. "We" meaning Tasuki and I.
Rika: Oh yeah, Tasuki? Had a good time, eh? *pins Tasuki to the floor*
Luminaglow: Ignore them for now.
Golden-Sephy: *sweatdrop* Anyway, my question is: If a FY character was related to you who would be your ideal brother/sister? Mine would be Nuriko and Chichiri.
animeluverthatiam: CHICHIRI! *glomps Chichiri*
Chichiri: *uses his magic to get outta this one*
*animeluverthatiam falls to the floor since Chichiri disappeared*
Luminaglow: Mitsukake's wife? *shrug*
Rika: Tamahome would be the perfect niichan! *pulls Tasuki's arm back* *Tasuki screams in pain* But no, I wouldn't wanna be related to him. If I were, that would be incest. Ew...Don't wanna be no Setsuna Mudo***, do I? *shudder shudder twitch twitch* *hog ties Tasuki* I WIN! HAHA!! TASUKI!! YOU'RE SUCH A LOOOOOSSEEERR!!!! *triumphant pose*
animeluverthatiam: *sweatdrop* Rika, I think you've slept TOO much. Er...out last questions come from Tigress of the Moon.
Tigress of the Moon: I have a question!!! Can I have Tasuki for a day? Please?! I promise that I won't act too girly! I'll even act like a guy if I can be with Tasuki-chan! I'll even cross-dress! And go steal sake! Plus I have this obsession with fire and I really want to see him use the Rekka Shin'en. I'll even supply my little brother as target practice! Please?! Onegai?! By the way, I'm a HUGE fan of this show! It's the best! So can I have Tasuki?
Rika: Go ahead! Take Tasuki! Do ANYTHING you want to him. Kill him if you want. Well, not kill. He has a contract to fulfill. *evil grin* Just bring him back by tomorrow morning, on any shape. Get him drunk if you want. Take his tessen from him! *unties Tasuki* Go to your Tigress of the Moon. She wants you.
Tasuki: *runs away*
Tigress of the Moon: Ai shiteru Tasuki-chan!!! *runs over and glomps Tasuki* *Turns around to see terrified looks on everyone's faces* What? *arms still around Tasuki*
animeluverthatiam: *sweatdrop* Um...that's all the questions we have for today. We'll see you on the next episode of Ask the Anime Stars! Sayonara!
Rika, Luminaglow, & FY Cast: Sayonara!
*ending theme plays*
*Tasuki runs around with Tigress of the Moon hanging on to him...which makes her look like she's flying*
***Setsuna Mudo is the main character of Angel Sanctuary who's in love with his younger sister, Sara Mudo. No, not sibling love. LOVE LOVE. Like Tamahome and Miaka love. Yes, disgusting I know.