Entry #3: HARRY
Alright!(heehee) I passed exams! (turns on music and dances the tarantella) Ok, ::pant:: as a celebration ::pant:: I ::pant:: brought my chum ::pant:: Ron!!! (Ron walks in room looking afraid) Now, he doesn't know how to dance well, so I composed a song! (clasps his hands, takes out sheet of paper) Here you go Ron! (Ron takes paper. Looks at it and now looks more afraid) (Harry takes out harmonica) Okay!!
H: There was an old man and he had an old sow!
R: Um…sow(blows raspberry), sow(blows raspberry) hi diddle dow
H: Oh! There was an old man and he had an old sow
R:Umm man(blows raspberry) man(blows raspberry)
H: SUSANNA'S A FUNNY OLD MAN!!!
(Knock on door, its Professor McGonagall) PM: Can you keep it down? Goodness its 4am!!!
H: Oh, Professor! Come in, have a dance!!
PM: No, I didn't come here to dance, I came here cause I wanted to go to bed!!
H: (lifts eyebrow) sorry, it's not that kind of party. But-
R: (now really scared) Erm, I was just leaving. Bye. (runs away) (PM looks shocked)
HERMIONE: No hermione today.
RON:
Holy crap, Harry's so demented. A paper fell out of his book yesterday- it said Narco Freedom Anonymous. So those were his "precious crystals"…
Smelled something burning. Didn't see my poopsie woopsie (starts pouting).
MALFOY: (A/N: may offend some people, if u don't like it, don't read it, for comedic purposes only)
Angels, angels everywhere, yet not a drop to drink… What?!?!? Ha!!
Can't you hear them on my roof? (curls into ball and starts rocking) tappity tap tap, tappity tap tap
Do you hear them? The gondolas are coming, the gondolas are coming! (sings) When the moon hits your eye- like a big pizza pie- that's amore!
Can't- take- boring- mundane- existence- (gathers stuff into a ball and takes out a lighter) Ha Now we'll all die!
Loose lips sink ships… Loose lips sink ships… Loose lips sink ships…(lights his robe on fire) (Hermione rushes in) "Hi, Ohmigod, quick, take that off!!! (puts out fire with extinguisher) (looks @ Malfoy without robe) Ah! Oh god…(runs away) 74+7=81, yes and the circumference will always equal…"
(Malfoy curls back up and lights up his finger) Remember the Alamo…(snaps out of it) What? AH!!
aw crap. That was a perfectly good finger…