Chapter 3
THE REAL chapter 3.
AN: *ducks random flying fruit*
Okay, okay… Sheesh… I know its been a while since I've updated this fic…
But do you really have to throw rotten fruit?
I've been super busy!
And I STILL don't own Harry Potter…
Anyway Congrads Jade Stellar
YOU are the new guard to help out BBL!
"We decided we needed another guard for the neither room due to the commotion Snape is giving," loud thumps were heard from in the Neither Room. "So the new guard is Jade Stellar!!! Good luck, remember, the most rowdy are going to be sent to you!" I said. "I've charmed the door so you and BBL have separate rooms and they all won't conspire against you."
Jade Stellar let out a big whoop and raced to her new position outside of the Neither Room where odd crashing sounds were being heard. I blinked and shook my head regaining my senses. "The next victim is…" I said dramatically. Everyone hushed to hear my next words. "Percy Weasley." Percy Weasley suddenly popped out of nowhere onto the stage with red on his face, from a tomato. I guess the twins aim was a bit on…
There were groans from sporadic places around the studio, although I distinctly heard the Censor sigh in her unconsciousness. Virtie hit her with another stunning spell whispering almost inaudibly, "He's mine." She glared out into the audience where a few girls were swooning over him, although, I haven't the faintest idea why. They backed off quietly.
I shook my head slightly and looked back up at the girls playing the game. "Boxers or Briefs?" I asked.
Only Ginny buzzed in. "He wears white briefs with a 'Prefect Percy' sign in pink flashing on them," she sighed covering her eyes.
"WHAT? THEY DON'T SAY THAT!" Percy exclaimed.
"Does anyone really want me to take his pants?" I asked despairingly looking around.
Virtie, and a few girls from the audience glared at me evilly.
"Okay… How many of you have wands at the moment?" I asked desperate.
Virtie waved her wand, and her transformation wand, and some girls waved their wands.
"Hey! You are all underage! You shouldn't be using your wands!" Percy said.
"Shut up!" BBL, Zenya, and I yelled at him.
"I have an idea…" I said after thinking for a bit. "Hey, Virtie! You wanna take his pants?"
"SURE!" Virtie replied enthusiastically. "ACCIO PERCY WEASLEY'S PANTS!"
Percy's pants flew off of him and into her hands. She hugged them tightly. She looked up to see that Ginny was right and then pounced on Percy dragging him back to her bench, while the entire studio laughed as his underwear flashed 'Prefect Percy.'
I turned to a stagehand that was waving at me and looked at the teleprompter. It was flashing 'Commercial Break.' I looked out at the audience once it calmed down and said, "We'll be back right after this underwear commercial!"
-Insert your favorite 'Joe Boxers' commercial here.
AN:
As you can see, I took out all of the nonsence that was previously there…
That was mainly private jokes for my friends and me…
Well review and tell me whom you want to have after the commercial.
And I don't own Joe Boxers either…
THE REAL chapter 3.
AN: *ducks random flying fruit*
Okay, okay… Sheesh… I know its been a while since I've updated this fic…
But do you really have to throw rotten fruit?
I've been super busy!
And I STILL don't own Harry Potter…
Anyway Congrads Jade Stellar
YOU are the new guard to help out BBL!
"We decided we needed another guard for the neither room due to the commotion Snape is giving," loud thumps were heard from in the Neither Room. "So the new guard is Jade Stellar!!! Good luck, remember, the most rowdy are going to be sent to you!" I said. "I've charmed the door so you and BBL have separate rooms and they all won't conspire against you."
Jade Stellar let out a big whoop and raced to her new position outside of the Neither Room where odd crashing sounds were being heard. I blinked and shook my head regaining my senses. "The next victim is…" I said dramatically. Everyone hushed to hear my next words. "Percy Weasley." Percy Weasley suddenly popped out of nowhere onto the stage with red on his face, from a tomato. I guess the twins aim was a bit on…
There were groans from sporadic places around the studio, although I distinctly heard the Censor sigh in her unconsciousness. Virtie hit her with another stunning spell whispering almost inaudibly, "He's mine." She glared out into the audience where a few girls were swooning over him, although, I haven't the faintest idea why. They backed off quietly.
I shook my head slightly and looked back up at the girls playing the game. "Boxers or Briefs?" I asked.
Only Ginny buzzed in. "He wears white briefs with a 'Prefect Percy' sign in pink flashing on them," she sighed covering her eyes.
"WHAT? THEY DON'T SAY THAT!" Percy exclaimed.
"Does anyone really want me to take his pants?" I asked despairingly looking around.
Virtie, and a few girls from the audience glared at me evilly.
"Okay… How many of you have wands at the moment?" I asked desperate.
Virtie waved her wand, and her transformation wand, and some girls waved their wands.
"Hey! You are all underage! You shouldn't be using your wands!" Percy said.
"Shut up!" BBL, Zenya, and I yelled at him.
"I have an idea…" I said after thinking for a bit. "Hey, Virtie! You wanna take his pants?"
"SURE!" Virtie replied enthusiastically. "ACCIO PERCY WEASLEY'S PANTS!"
Percy's pants flew off of him and into her hands. She hugged them tightly. She looked up to see that Ginny was right and then pounced on Percy dragging him back to her bench, while the entire studio laughed as his underwear flashed 'Prefect Percy.'
I turned to a stagehand that was waving at me and looked at the teleprompter. It was flashing 'Commercial Break.' I looked out at the audience once it calmed down and said, "We'll be back right after this underwear commercial!"
-Insert your favorite 'Joe Boxers' commercial here.
AN:
As you can see, I took out all of the nonsence that was previously there…
That was mainly private jokes for my friends and me…
Well review and tell me whom you want to have after the commercial.
And I don't own Joe Boxers either…