By: Rika & animeluverthatiam
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Fushigi Yuugi is property of the Holy One, Yu Watase. I don't own anyone in this fic (oh darn!)...
*the Fushigi Yuugi opening theme "Itooshii Hito no Tame ni" starts playing*
*animeluverthatiam & Rika come walking in like you see on "The View", waving at the audience while they applaud loudly*
*opening theme stops, show starts after APPLAUD light turns off*
Rika: *suddenly disappears*
animeluverthatiam: Welcome everybody to Ask the Anime Stars! First Rika-chan and I would like to thank everyone for reviewing. Your questions mean a lot to us because, well, Chichiri gets to stay and I get to glomp him ^_^ *tries to hold back urge to glomp* *puts on anti-glomp patch* *dead silence* Where's Rika-chan??? Where'd she go this time?! Oh gosh! *goes backstage*
*Rika is caught lying on her stomach, with her right arm hanging down to the floor on some couch that somehow made its way backstage*
Rika: *long sigh*
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan, why is it that whenever we have a show to do, you always disappear?
Rika: *sigh*
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan, what's wrong now? Tamahome reject you again?
Rika: *even longer sigh*
animeluverthatiam: *looks at the TV screen* Did you take my Ayashi no Ceres DVDs again?!
Rika: No...I'm just watching them...
animeluverthatiam: But we have a show TO DO!!!
Rika: Yeah, but...YUHI...!!! T_T
animeluverthatiam: Oh boy. What have I done? She's become obsessed with another bishonen. *turns off TV* You can watch your lover-boy Yuhi Aogiri later. Right now, we're busy.
Rika: *gets dragged off by the collar* T_T Yuhi...!!! *sniff sniff* You know, the more you drag me like this, the more dirty my butt gets...
animeluverthatiam: *rolls eyes* Whatever. *appears back onstage* This is really becoming a nuisance. No wonder people are saying you annoy them. Well, our first questions come from Twin Stars.
Twin Stars: ~*~Aquarius: For the Suzaku Seishis~*~
1) Tasuki-Why do u always swear?
2) Chichiri-Wut does "no da" mean?
3) Hotohori-Wut shampoo do u use, wut conditioner, how many times do u brush your hair, and how do u keep it so silky?
4) Nuriko-Have u ever been in love with sumone else other than Hotohori?
5) Miaka-How can u eat so much, and dunt gain a single pound?
6) Tamahome/Taka-Why are u so obsess with money?
7) Chiriko-Can u do my homework for me?
8) Mitsukake-My fishie died!! *sob* Wut am I going to do?!? *sniff*
9) Tama Neko- meow meow meow?
~*~Scorpio: MY TURN!! For the Seiryuu Seishis~*~
1) Suboshi-How did u get your ryuuseisui?
2) Amiboshi-Why are u and your twin so kawaii ^_^?
3) Tomo-If you lost or broke your Shin thingy, how would u get another one?
4) Soi-If u hate Tomo's guts why dont u zap him with your lightning powers?
5) Nakago-Do u ever get sick and tired of Soi and Tomo fighting over u?
6) Ashitare-How come you're half man, half wolf?
7) Miboshi-Why did u possess Chiriko, why not one of the other Suzaku seishis?
Tasuki: I'm a bandit...whaddya expect??? I ain't none o' those goody-two shoes that don't cuss at all. I bet you do too. I know Rika-chan does. I've heard her. *evil grin* She's bad...
Rika: ..................
Tasuki: Hey, I was only kiddin'. Don't get all sad now! C'mon...
Rika: Leave me alone. *shoots the Mess-with-me-and-I'll-hurt-you look* I'm not in the mood.
Tasuki: *slowly backs away* *continues when he's in a safe range* Why?
Rika: T_T I was reading the next reviews. People hate me. T_T Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating but....*trails off*
animeluverthatiam: Uh...next question!
Chichiri: "No da" is just like a suffix to a sentence. Or, it's used to enhance what I'm saying, no da. n_n animeluverthatiam-san loves hearing it! *animeluverthatiam glomps Chichiri, who gets up after 5 minutes*
Rika: Why do so many people ask about your hair??? You're a guy for Suzaku's sake. Sheesh.
Everybody: ?!?!?!
Rika: What?
animeluverthatiam: Do you realize that you just disrespected an emperor?!
Rika: So. Not like he's real.
animeluverthatiam: *tapes Rika's mouth* That'll shut her up for a while.
Hotohori: I do not mind. I know my own beauty and how others may envy it. It is alright. My hair is naturally beautiful. However, brand names need me to promote their products. Ask my servant how many times she brushes my hair.
Servant: *sigh* I've said before...too many times to count *has even bigger bags*
Rika: *mumbles through tape*
animeluverthatiam: Ignore her for now. She needs to cool off.
Nuriko: No, I haven't. *holds a tissue to her eye* Well, that only goes if you're talking about my feminine side. As for my male side...I'd rather not say.
*everybody except Tamahome and Miaka are shocked at this*
Nuriko: Forget it. *holds a hammer in his hand*
Everybody: H-hai!
Rika: *mumbles*
Tasuki: I think you should take the tape off, animeluverthatiam-chan.
*tape comes off Rika's mouth*
Rika: Oh, so now you're nice to me, Tasuki??
Tasuki: No.
Rika: Oh, well...um...*scratches temple*
Miaka: According to Ms. Yu Watase, I'm extremely active and I get excited very easily.
Rika: Hey, that's one thing Miaka and I have in common. Except, I'm not that active. Either that or we both have fast metabolisms.
Tamahome: You see, my family was very poor. Money isn't much of an obsession. It may seem like it, but I give all the money I earn to my family. My father was sick and couldn't work. Chuei is still a little young. The others were too young. Since I'm the oldest, I decided that I would do anything to make them happy. *all the girl begin to cry*
Rika: *sobs* He's so *sniff* perfect.
Chiriko: Um...I believe that you should do your own homework. I think that you learn that way, thus, understanding your work.
Rika: Darn, I was hoping he could do it for me too. *gets hit in the head all of a sudden* @_@
animeluverthatiam: It's not fair if you have Chiriko do your homework for you while I have to do my own!
Rika: @_@ Daa....
Mitsukake: Your fish died you say? Tell me where you live right now! I shall come and bring Shouka to revive it!
animeluverthatiam: *images Shouka kissing a fish* Ew...
Tama: Meow meow! n_n
Everybody: Huh???????
Suboshi: I got it the same time Amiboshi got his flute from Santa Claus. I wish Santa Claus could get me Yui-sama. *gets hit all of a sudden*
Yui: Fat chance!
Amiboshi: Brother, it didn't work for me. So it won't work for you. =(
Rika: OH!! I THINK I KNOW WHY AMIBOSHI AND SUBOSHI ARE SO KAWAII (I think Amiboshi is more kawaii...even though they're twins. Weird, I know.)!!!
animeluverthatiam: Why?
Rika: They look like Yuhi!!!!! n_n
Everybody: *falls over, with one leg sticking up and twitching*
Rika: What? Was it something I said??
Tomo: I'd buy it from the $.99 Store. *laughs his freaky/scary laugh*
Rika & animeluverthatiam: *gets REALLY scared*
Rika: Sh-should...we....lock him up...? *trembles* Wh-where's Y-Yuhi when you need him...???
animeluverthatiam: No...*slowly shakes head* I-it'll j-just....m-make him more angry...
Nakago: No, (bleep).
Rika: Hey! This is supposed to be rated G!!
Nakago: (bleep) (bleep) (bleep).
Rika: !!!!
Ashitare: *howl* My uh...mom...she...was...uh..and my dad..he..uh...was wolf....and yeah....*woof*
animeluverthatiam: Um...if you're a wolf, then why did you bark?
Ashitare: *growls*
animeluverthatiam: Nevermind.
Miboshi: Chiriko was the only vulnerable Suzaku seishi at the time. He still is right now but I can't possess him. *pouts*
Rika: *sighs* *holds a picture of Yuhi to her heart* Next we have boogie. LOL, what a cool name.
boogie: Hi! I have some questions for Tamahome! 1st of all, what is more important? Money or Miaka? 2. If u HAVE to choose going to Miaka's world or staying, and ur family's alive, what would u do? leave Miaka or leave family? 3. can i be ur second girlfriend? plz plz plz??
Tamahome: Please don't make me choose. T_T THIS IS TORTURE! *boom, pow*
Miaka: Tamahome no baka!
Tamahome: Gomen!!! Miaka is!! *whispers* sometimes...
Miaka: Eh? What did you say??
Tamahome: n_n Nothing! *laughs nervously* WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS?!?! I guess...my father would rather have me be happy and would give me the OK to go to Miaka's world. But I don't know...And as for the second girlfriend thing...*Miaka shoots him the don't-you-dare look* Uh...we'll work things out after the show.
Rika: Star-chan's up next with her questions. Yuhi.......
animeluverthatiam: Are you lovesick for Yuhi???
Rika: What does it look like?! T_T
Star-chan: I have a guestion 2!!!This is for animeluverthatiam:
What character is you fave no da?(Besided Chi-chan) and by the way Chichiri I really LOVE you(runs over to Chichiri and hugs him)AISHITERU CHI-CHAN(no da!)!!!(kisses Chichiri on cheek before letting go)And for Tasuki:GET SOME MANNERS NO DA!!!!!
animeluverthatiam: I like Tasuki. I think he's really really funnny.
Chichiri: Da...arigatou.
Tasuki: I don't have to get manners if I don't wanna. *sticks tongue out*
animeluverthatiam: Next is Aries.
Rika: Oooh...I'm an aries.
Aries: I'm Star-Chans sister and I couldnt review so i have to for this chappy.This is for Nakago:
In the last couple episodes...you said that Soi isnt the object of your desire,right?Then who is?My friend and I have bin dying to know!!!
By the way Rika I think your show is so Kawaii!!Keep writing!!
Nakago: I have no time and desire for love. *Soi cries in the background*
Rika: Thank you for the nice compliment! I sure wish I could get more of those more often. Um...*looks at cuecard* Next we have msanogi.
msanogi: Cool story! ^^x Lumina glow told me about it! Thx. 4 reviewing ours animeloverthatiam. You guys are a thousand times better than I am at writing talk show fics! ^^x I have sum questions too.
How can everyone on the show speak perfect english without an accent?
Why do you charge so mush for your video tapes? I was gonna buy the OVA package today and it was $80.00!!
Do you guys watch South Park?
Have you met the cast of Rurouni Kenshin yet?
Why are you guys so much taller than the RK cast??Is it the vegtables? Or are you guys just really tall for no reason?
Can I have your autograph Hotohori?
Mitsukake, why do you have so few lines in the series? Are you background or what? No offense, you are cool and all ^^x. (Lumina glow is seen in the background holding a knife over msanogi's head)
I just have to say this, Hotohori, you are the coolest, and most beautiful person in the whole entire world. You're the prodigy of beauty! I love you!
Are you guys all billionaires? If so, can borrow about $500,000? I'm being held hostage at Lumina glows house. She doesn't know I'm on the computer.
(lumina glow comes in)
Lumina glow: What are you doing? That's off limits! Only mitsukake and I can touch that!
msanogi: I'm sorry! I'm sor-- (submit review)
Everybody: *sweatdrop*
Rika: Suzaku gives them the power. DON'TCHA FEEL IT?!
animeluverthatiam: Are you on a sugar high, Rika-chan?
Rika: No...I don't really feel like it today.
Chichiri: We're not in charge of how much our merchandise costs. Pioneer is in charge of that, no da.
Rika: I know how you feel!! But I've seen the OVAs and WOW..they're sooo awesome. I didn't buy it, but I've got connections *grins*...instead I'm saving up for Eikoden. It comes out on November 12!!
FY Cast: Southpark???
Rika: Oh! I do! Sometimes...LOL
Nuriko: Yeah! We met the cast of Rurouni Kenshin when animeluverthatiam and Rika-chan invited us to a luncheon. All I have to say is that Kenshin is wow...
Rika: You got that right! ^_~
Tasuki: I think its cuz we're tall fer no reason...I mean...we both live in almost th' same time period right? Or maybe its cuz o'the stuff they got in China...
Hotohori: Of course you may! We shall talk after the show! *winks* *fan girls in the audience faint*
animeluverthatiam: FAINTED FAN BEDS! *one-fourth of the audience is gone*
Mitsukake: The rest of the Suzaku seishi are very young. I do not intend to converse much with these adolescents. Though, I still respect them in my own way. I don't want to say much about the things they do.
Tamahome: Yes...and NO!
Rika: Tamahome, don't be so mean.
Tamahome: But, but but...my family...
Rika: You could at least put it in a nicer way...
animeluverthatiam: Next we have Kanoi.
Kanoi: Um, I have quite a few questions. First is to Rika no Baka(sorry, but she's irritating me, she reminds me of Excel from the 'Excel Saga')- Why do you hate Tasu-kun so much? Second question- Tasuki, will you go out with my friend? She acts all most just like you, she even has fangs. Question 3-Soi, you are absolute FAVE FY CHARACTER!!!!! I was just wondering, how do you always stay so beautiful? And my last question is to Tama-chan, Nuri-chan, Ami-kins, and Nakie-chan, WILL ANY OF YOU GO OUT WITH ME!?!?!?!? ONAGIE!?!?!?! *big puppy dog eyes* O wait, one more question, Tamahome, would you mind if someone, say like me, wrote about Miaka with just about everyone else but you? And used you as her own um *blushes* *turns to some1 behind her* I REFUSE TO SAY IT SHADY!!! well.....slave? O yeah, this is the last one, I promise, Rika no Baka WHY ON EARTH DO YOU HATE THE SERIYUU!?!?!?!? THEY'RE AWSOME!!!!! They've had such tragic pasts, and have been manipulated, they're characters are so realistic. They're much better than the Suzaku, no offense to the Suzaku of coarse, I love you all as well, but I'm partial to the Seriyuu. Well that's it, bye bye now. And Rika no Baka, NOT BE DISSIN THE SERIYUU OR TASUKI!!!! Trust me, you don't want to, my Shady and I can ruthless when it comes to fanfics, but she's much worse than, so you should be careful about what you say about Tasuki-chan. *smirks* Well, anyway, thank you, andbuh bye.
Rika: Baka? I know I'm a baka. Don't have to rub it in you know. *pouts* Nobody knows my life story, thus, they don't understand. I usually write on my laptop when I'm on a sugar high, which is why I seem so hyper and ultra-genki. Haha, ultra-genki. That's a good one. I've been betrayed so many times, had my heart broken into a gazillion pieces countless times, and I currently feel like I've lost everything. Anime is my medicine. It gives me this "ideal world" for me to fantasize in. I pretend to be happy. My emotions usually take over my mind and body. So, if I don't pretend, I'd probably have gone on a killing spree. Okay, not a killing spree...but a long period of depression. Right now, my life is really messed up. No matter how hard I wish, or how hard I dream and try, things will never be normal again. I'm just miserable. I look back at the times before and realize how happy I was back then, even though I was saying I was so depressed. Now, I feel depressed and regret not taking advantage of the time when things were normal. Advice to all you guys: Cherish every happy moment that you have. You may feel like things are so terrible, but worse things can happen. Trust me, I learned this the hard way.
The friends that I have left want me to be happy so I act happy for them. There's only one person in this world that knows how I really am. I have NO love life at all, which is pretty sad. I envy Miaka and Tamahome...*frowns* I don't really know why I fall in love with these bishonen. It's one of those "unsolved mysteries" I guess. LOL. I guess I watch anime so much and see how they say "I'll always be here next to you" or "I'll always protect you" and just wish I had someone to tell me those things. Someone that I truly care about. Someone told hold me tight and tell me that things are gonna be okay. If you guys want, I'll be melancholic, my true self, for the next 2 episodes or so. Oh my gosh...What is all this that I'm saying? You guys must think I'm really crazy and problematic, huh? I should stop. This is about Fushigi Yuugi. Not me. *hits head*
Everybody: O_O We had no idea you were like this, Rika-chan...
animeluverthatiam: *secretly dials a number on her cell phone*
Rika: It's okay. I don't want any sympathy or anything. I've gotten used to this fake happiness I have and this fake smile of mine *smiles* Kinda reminds you of Soujiro huh? Hiding true feelings behind a smile...Well...I don't hate Tasuki. *bows* So I'm really sorry if I made it seem like I hated him. We're actually good friends *gives Tasuki a noogie*
Tasuki: THAT HURT!
Rika: Hehe...sorry. Deep down inside, I really like the guy *winks at Tasuki*
Tasuki: *blushes* H-hey...don't be thinkin' things like that.
Rika: LOL...you're funny.
Tasuki: Er...yer friend? I don't do dates....but if there's sake, I'll be there.
Soi: I've learned the way of the prostitutes (Sorry to all the Soi fans...I do think she's really pretty too, but it's a fact that Soi was sold to a house of prostitutes at a young age....which is why she knows so many of those..um....sexual things) and take care of myself really well.
Amiboshi: I'll go out with you *smiles* I need to get over Miaka...*frowns*
Audience: Aw...
Rika: *long sigh* It's my nature. I usually hate the antagonist of any story, despite any good traits. They usually cause sadness for the good people. I think happiness shouldn't be taken away from anyone. When it is, it really sucks.
animeluverthatiam: That was um...interesting. Well, our last questions for this episode come from Daja.
Daja: Hey everyone! Daja here with just a few questions
Tasuki- I just wanted to let you know you have fan's and supporters so don't let Rika make you mad WE LOVE YOU! and Rika I KNOW IT'S SO F*ING EASY TO MAKE FUN OF HIM BUT LEAVE TASUKI ALONE!? oh yea..my question for Tasuki is what weather do you prefer Hot or Cold?
Chichiri- HOW ARE YOU SO CUTE!? *twitches and mutters to self will not glomp,will not glopm*
Nuriko- What's your favorite color?
Miaka- What would you're parents think of Tamahome if they met him?
Tamahome- In a drinking match who would win you or Tasuki? If you win I will pay you 1,000,000 gold ryus..If you lose all that money will go to Tasuki... you up for the challenge? ^_~
Amibosh- *wips out her flute* Will you please teach me how to do a spell on the flute? Please you play so beautifully..?by the way your my favorite,Will you go to dinner with me?! We could make music togther..^_^
Hotohori- Would you ever kiss Nuriko?
By the way,I forgot to tell you I really like you fic Rika! You and Animeluverthatiam are really great writers1 I love both your fics. Never stop writing and don't let summer school get to you ^_^ Bye!!
Tasuki: Of course! Why would I let an ugly girl like her get ta me? *carefully turns around...wondering if Rika heard*
Rika: *off in a corner...whispering "Yuhi...Yuhi"*
Tasuki: Phew....I prefer hot cuz cold usually means that rain might be comin', which means puddles o'water everywhere...*shudder*
Chichiri: *turns SD* Like this, no da! *Rika refrains animeluverthatiam and Daja from glomping Tasuki*
Nuriko: I guess I've favored purple...I haven't really thought about that...
Miaka: I think my parents would love him. They met him once but they didn't say anything about him since I decided I would quit high school and marry him. Everybody loves Tamahome. He's so wonderful.
Tamahome: I bet I would win!!! Tasuki's a big chicken!!
Tasuki: What did you say you little monster?!
Tamahome: YOU, ME, drinking match after the show!
Tasuki: You're on!
Rika: Um...we'll give you the highlights of the drinking game in the next episode.
Amiboshi: I'd be happy to teach you! It'll take lots of concentration though. Name the time and place and I'll be there! As for dinner...I am a bit hungry.
Hotohori: Kiss Nuriko?? I would never consider it. Though, Houki does resemble Nuriko. Would that count?
Rika & animeluverthatiam: Thanks for the compliment!
Rika: That's all we have for today. Sayona--
Yuhi: Rika-chan?
Rika: *turns around* Could it be??
Yuhi: Rika-chan?
Rika: YUHI! *tears start coming out* How did you get here? Why..?
Yuhi: animeluverthatiam gave me a phone call and told me to come ASAP or else.
Rika: *tries to stop tears from coming, but can't* YUHI! *runs over and gives Yuhi a big hug*
Yuhi: *hugs back* Rika-chan...please don't cry.
Rika: I wanna be with you forever...
All the girls: Oh, it's so touching! I'm jealous! *cries*
animeluverthatiam: *sniff* That's all we have for today. *wipes tears* Sayonara!
FY Cast: *through sobs* Sayonara!
Yeah yeah...I know...mushy ending. But hey! a girl can dream, can she? Rika hearts Yuhi.