Okay, good news! Today is the second day of narco-freedom. Yes- I don't need those crystals anymore…Those beautiful crystals…Those precious-(starts panting) Crap! Okay, okay, focus! (starts shivering) No! (takes off bungee cord from wall and puts it on. He runs out).
HERMIONE: no hermione today…
RON: Ok, I am going to join the annual Hogwarts Beauty Pageant to get Malfoy's attention. (starts pacing) lets see… I have TOTALLY got the swimsuit competition under control…Oh! My talent! Okay, I think I've got one but I need to practice. Who'll help me? Hermione- no. I think she's got a little-erm-problem. (believe me, I learned that the hard way) Harry- NO!! (shudder) That musical was pretty freaky. Anyways, he told me he was going to bungee jump off Gryffindor tower. (leaves, talking to himself)
MALFOY: I had a dream. There were all these trees around me an- Goddammit!!!! Can't a peanut get any peace??? (smacks forehead) NO!!! (starts twirling) I created Curious George, you know?? He was always such a cute thing: swimming around his little tank- (sniffs) do you smell that? Aw crap, it must be that stupid Curious George and his ebola virus. He disgusts me, the scaly little thing.
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