By: Rika & animeluverthatiam
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Fushigi Yuugi is property of the Almighty Holy One, Yu Watase. I don't own anyone in this fic (oh darn!)...
*the Fushigi Yuugi opening theme "Itooshii Hito no Tame ni" starts playing*
*animeluverthatiam & Rika come walking in like you see on "The View", waving at the audience while they applaud loudly*
*opening theme stops, show starts after APPLAUD light turns off*
Rika: Welcome everybody! We actually made it to our sixth episode!!! *gasp* I'm surprised myself. I wasn't sure whether or not we'd make it this far. Thank you so much! Oh my gosh! In our previous episode, I accidentally skipped a question from Luminaglow. GOMEN! GOMEN! GOMEN!
Luminaglow: Hi! I finally got to sign in this time! its a miracle anyways. I was just wondering how do animelover that i am and rika chan get together for a ficcy? do you live close to each other or something?
if so that's nice, (nods) but im so happy that i was on the story and was host (tempoarily) thank youz! and for that each of you will get a pizza on tamahome ^_^ he must has SOME money if he loves it so much well ill be waiting for your next chapter now ^_^ thanks for reviewing mine and msanogi's story (the Kenshinny Show) You guys make better fics as a group then us we just thought it was funny at the time (it was one of those moods) (looks behind and sees msanogi practicing her poses for the hotohori modeling contest (luminaglow: (thinks) i thought i killed her...) Saito:no...you didn't...she's your sister yammit! Luminaglow:(wispher: i thought i killed you too yammit boy! msanogi: you can't kill us because we're *pauses* IMMORTAL! like hotohori should be in the series. FOREVER!
Rika: *sweatdrop* Thank you for the compliment!
animeluverthatiam: We sorta live near each other. It's just about 15 minutes away or so. We go to the same school too, so that's a plus. Actually, Rika-chan writes this. She writes what I'll most likely say. Rika-chan is the queen of all hot bishonen like Tamahome, Yuuhi, Mamoru, and others. The really hot ones belong to her, except for Tooya because he belongs to me. What the hell did I just say?!
Rika: *innocently shrugs*
animeluverthatiam: I should start writing this for you instead! You make me say the stupidest things!
Rika: Do I? Afterall, I love my Yuuhi-kun *huggles Yuuhi* and you get to have your Tooya. So what's the problem?
animeluverthatiam: Come to think of it.........nothing *grins* *glomps Tooya*
Rika: Thought so. *searches Tamahome's pockets for money to buy pizza* SCORE! Everybody, pizza after the show! It's on Tamahome!!!
Tamahome: *fainted*
Rika: Oops. That just means more pizza for me! Speaking of Tamahome...he and Tasuki had a drinking contest after the last episode. Let's check it out.
*tape shows Tamahome and Tasuki on the floor....almost dead.....fainted from alcohol poisoning*
animeluverthatiam: That's all we got on tape?!
Rika: Sorry, I was late. I was out with Yuuhi. *huggles Yuuhi*
animeluverthatiam: Looks like it was a tie. None of you guys get the 1,000,000 gold ryus.
Daja: Looks like I get to keep it all! ^_^ ta-ta! *runs out of the studio in a blink of an eye*
Rika: *glomps Yuuhi* Our next question comes from zidane-lovah.
zidane-lovah: I want to know how you get your head out of your a-s-s. A quick reply would be best. Thank you in advance.
Rika & animeluverthatiam: Huh? *question marks begin popping up around their heads*
Chiriko: I believe the simplest answer would be to remove it.
animeluverthatiam: Moving on...our next question is from Sailor Nova.
Sailor Nova: Hi all! Love the story btw! My question is for Tamahome........*sighs dreamily* If I were to say I was hopelessly in love with you, would that scare you? lol Well I am! I don't know what it was but I fell for you HARD. You are so sweet and kind and the whole money thing is so KAWAII!!! Can I have a hug and a kiss? My birthday is next week and it would make me SO happy! OH! One more question! Have you ever met Tooya from Ayashi no Ceres? He's my fav guy from that show. Ok that's it for now! *blows kisses at Tama* Ja!
Tamahome: I'm not sure if it would scare me...I have eyes only for Miaka. *looks at Miaka lovingly*
Rika: I fell for him hard too. Possibly HARDER. I don't know. I used to dream about him. You shoulda heard me...I would talk about him 24/7 as if he were my own boyfriend. My friends got sick of hearing about him too. It was crazy. Right, animeluverthatiam-chan?
animeluverthatiam: *recalls Rika's insanity over Tamahome* Oh...please...don't bring back those horrible memories!!! Do you know how much I suffered EVERY SINGLE DAY just listening to you talk about Tamahome?! Tamahome this....Tamahome that....IT DROVE AISHA-CHAN, ARISU-CHAN, AND ME CRAZY!!! *waves arms frantically*
Rika: Hehe...my specialty. Soo...Tamahome, how about that hug and kiss for Sailor Nova?
Miaka: *begins to glow...as if she's powering up...like in Dragonball Z?!?!?!?*
Tamahome: Uh...we should work things out after the show. *Miaka gets back to normal* Tooya? I think I have.
Rika: *blinks* Tooya? You mean the Tamahome look-alike Tooya? The one that has practically no emotion in the beginning of the series? The Tamahome with redish brown hair and green eyes Tooya? That Tooya? Aya + Tooya Tooya?
animeluverthatiam: *elbows Rika in the back of the neck* YES!!! THAT TOOYA! It's more like me and Tooya...forget Aya...YES, TAMAHOME! YOU HAVE! My Tooya! *glomps Tooya*
Rika: I think you've glomped him more than you've glomped Chichiri.
animeluverthatiam: *double glomps Tooya & Chichiri*
Tooya & Chichiri: @_@
animeluverthatiam: *squeezes Tooya and Chichiri in a hug...but their bodies are all limp from the impact of the glomp*
Rika: *recovered* My favorite guy from that show is Yuuhi-kun. *huggles Yuuhi tightly*
animeluverthatiam: It's a miracle he's not dead yet...Our next questions are from SharonToggle.
SharonToggle: -_-;; I suppose I was sort of asking for it with that last question about the songs. Ah, well. Perhaps I should modify it? What songs are your favorite BESIDES YOUR OWN IMAGE SONGS?
I don't know if this was already asked, but what's you're favorite ice cream flavors? Favorite colors? Favorite animals?
And what do you think of all the yaoi fics out there? Nurikoe seemed to be asking for it, but the rest of you? I guess that's what happens when your series has exactly THREE female characters. Houshin Engi is worse, there are NO female characters in that *sigh, poor Raishinshi*
Oh, yeah, and which one of you do you think has the most fangirls?
I LOVE YOU ALL! *smooches Chichiri*
Ja ne!
Miaka: I like the song "I Wish" It's so pretty in the beginning. The beginning's also the song that was playing during me and Tamahome's first kiss. *reminisces*
Suzaku Seishi: *shrug*
Miaka: *waves arms around* I LOVE ALL ICE CREAM FLAVORS!! And I like all colors and puppies!
Tamahome: Chocolate. *fan girls take note* Not sure about my favorite color and I'll agree with Miaka.
Hotohori: Vanilla. *fan girls take note* Red? I don't like pets.
Chiriko: Rocky road! I don't have a favorite color and I like fish.
Nuriko: Rainbow. (yes, people...if you don't know...there is a rainbow flavored ice cream) Puppies are soo cute!
Mitsukake: Mocha. Brown. And Tama.
Chichiri: All the flavors are good, no da! n_n
Tasuki: I don't like ice cream. It's too cold. I don't like pets.
Rika: *still huggling Yuuhi* Our next question is from Kiriko-seikun.
Kiriko-seikun: *giggles* I'm so happy to have Chiriko!! *snuggles Chiriko* ^-^ I love Mitsukake, too!! *glomps Mitsukake* He's so COOL!! *cough* Anyway, Rika-chan, why are you so mean to Tasuki? He's so cool!! *glomps Tasuki* If you don't want him, I'll take him!!!
Nakago, how come you're so cool, and wonderful, and beautiful, and powerful, and...and cool?
Rika: *too busy huggling Yuuhi to care about Tasuki*
Nakago: I'm different than others and unique in my own way. I'm just cool like that. (OOC, I know...but wouldn't it be funny to hear Nakago say "I'm just cool like that"???)
animeluverthatiam: *glomps Tooya*
Tooya: I think I've been paralyzed.
animeluverthatiam: Our next guest is Tigress of the Moon. *squeezes Tooya*
Tigress of the Moon: Hi everyone! I just wanted you all to know that Tasuki-chan and I had a GREAT date last night! I got him really drunk. He had more sake than I did! And...well *blushes*...We had fun...*Tasuki blushes*..We decided that I should be able to stay with my Tasuki-chan while on the show. *kisses Tasuki full on the lips* *Tasuki blushes bright red* *sits on Tasuki's lap and glomps him* I'm not moving for the rest of the show *sticks out her tounge* and Tasuki has agreed to use the Rekka Shin'en on anyone who decides to separate us. Isn't that right Tasuki-chan? *Tasuki nods his head in agreement* *audience sweatdrops* *Tasuki kisses Tigress of the Moon on the cheek*
Rika: Wow...Tasuki...getting a lot o'action eh? *wink wink*
Tasuki: It ain't none o'yer damn business. *gets kissed by Tigress of the Moon*
Rika: By what they do, I think we can guess what really went on without them having to tell us...Tasuki did get drunk and all...
Tasuki: Ah, shut the hell up wouldya?
Rika: Sure. Whatever. *hugs Yuuhi's neck* *whispers something to Yuuhi* *Yuuhi turns blood red*
animeluverthatiam: OH gosh...she's gone hentai-ish. ( Rika: Have not. *kisses Yuuhi on the cheek* Have I, Yuuhi?
Yuuhi: *shakes head*
animeluverthatiam: *rolls eyes* Say what you want. Our next guest is Chibi Leelee Milo.
Chibi Leelee Milo: Hello again, minna-san!!! Here's my question:
Would ANY single, bishonen guy on the show go out on a date with me? It's been almost three years since my last romantic date, and I'm desperate for a guy!!!! Mental stability is not a requirement, so long as there is no barking or growling like a dog, stabbing people with claws, or possessing people (I think we all know who does that kind of stuff). However, stabbing people w/feathers, talking to clams, obsessing over your older twin brother, and/or using a ryuuseisui are exceptions to above rule. *Begins to wail in self-pity* WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M 15, AND I'M BOYFRIEND-LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Recovers* By the way, Ami-chan, I had a great time the other day. I'm just sorry Christine barged in on us right in the middle of the song. She must've followed us back to my house. If there's a next time, bring Suboshi along, so we have a bodyguard. Once he hears what she tried to do *cough, cough*molestyou*cough*stealyourflute*cough*, he'll agree to it, I'm sure. Anyway, let me know.
Amiboshi: I'd like to go out again...I had fun.
Suboshi: No, I would!
Amiboshi: No, me!
Suboshi: Me!
Amiboshi: Me!
Suboshi: MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *screams like a five year old*
Amiboshi: I'm telling!
Suboshi: No you're not!!!!
animeluverthatiam: Kids, stop fighting!
Rika: What kids? They're the same age as us...I take that back...they look the same age, but right now they're certainly not acting like it. And by the way, you're not the only one who's boyfriendless. You're not pathetic either! I'm also boyfriendless and 15. Don't worry about it. Kenji Himura's supposed to be my boyfriend...but oh well. Unless Yuuhi here's willing...*looks at Yuuhi & bats eyelashes*
Yuuhi: Uh....I...uh....okay.....
Rika: YAY!!!
Chibi Leelee Milo: Suboshi, Amiboshi...both of you can go. The more the merrier.....*whispers* for me that is...
Rika: Hey..!! SharonToggle's back with more questions!!! ^_^ I love you Yuuhi!! *hugs Yuuhi*
SharonToggle: *sniffle, sob* Aww, Rika! *cries* That's so sweet! So sad! ;_;
Oh, yeah, you said Eikoden is coming out in November? Fer real? COOL! Do you know how much it'll be? (Just a quick check, Eikoden is the Tasuki backstory, right? that's the first one, right? And the second is "Shoryuuden", the Chichiri one, right? *drool* chichiri....)
Oh, yeah, I guess I have to ask a real question, don't I? Hmm... Let's see... What hasn't been done yet? Umm.... Have you guys hung out with any other characters from other series? 'sides the RK people, of course.
LUV YOU ALL! (Keep the spirits up, Rika!) Ja ne!
Rika: Um...from my resources...Eikoden is going to cost $29.99. You can buy one with the collector's box for $39.99. It comes with something else that the regular one doesn't have. I forgot what it was...I think it was a sketch book or something. It was some kind of booklet. And, it's mainly about Miaka, Tamahome, and Mayo. Mayo's this girl that has fallen in love with Tamahome. Of course, he's known as Taka here. Miaka's pregnant *gasp*. Of course, Tamahome's baby. And the book is reopened but it's severely damaged so Konan is crumbling. Tasuki and Chichiri are in it too, and Keisuke. It's four episodes long. I don't wanna spoil things for you guys, so you better buy it and watch it! I sure am!!! The theme for it is sooo good. I watched the trailer and it was like WOW. But during the 30 seconds of it, it mainly showed flashbacks of what happened in the series. I borrowed the preview disc with a bunch of trailers from animeluverthatiam-chan. She's great! ^_^
animeluverthatiam: What're you doing??? Advertising Eikoden???
Rika: Sure.
Tasuki: We hung out with th' cast of Ayashi no Ceres cuz Rika-chan and animeluverthatiam-chan made us. Tooya almost kicked my ass. I thought Tamahome dyed his hair redish brown so I almost burnt him to a crisp. It was f**kin' funny! You shoulda seen it!
Tooya: *grabs Tasuki by the collar* Do it again and I'll slice you with my dagger. *dagger begins to come out of his arm*
Tasuki: *Tooya lets go of Tasuki* Ew...how'd ya do that? It just grows from yer arm or somethin'!!
Tooya: I....(spoilers go here...don't wanna explain....its a BIG spoiler to AnC...plus, animeluverthatiam-chan would kill me if I put spoilers here cuz she'll be reading it....she nearly killed me last time when I told her little itty bitty spoilers...but not as big as the other ones I know!)
Everybody: Ooooh.....
Rika: I knew that.
Hotohori: Yuuhi has interesting weapons.
Rika: Of course!! His metal chopsticks of death!!! ^_^ Right Yuuhi?? *huggles Yuuhi*
Miaka: Yuuhi tried to teach me how to cook...but I didn't get any better. *frowns*
*START FLASHBACK*
Miaka: Here ya go everyone! Enjoy! Yuuhi gave me lessons on how to cook! ^_^
*everybody takes a bite*
Rika: W-what is this??? *choke* Are you trying to kill us??
Miaka: Huh?
*everybody is on the floor, twitching & fainted...*
*END FLASHBACK*
Rika: *shakes head and puts hand on forehead* We were passed out for days...
animeluverthatiam: That's it for today folks! Thanks for tunin' in! *glomps Tooya*
Rika: *glomps Yuuhi* Byeeeee!!!!
Everybody else: Sayonara!
*ending theme plays*