By: Rika & animeluverthatiam
Authors' Note: So sorry on the delay of updating! I was cut off from the internet for a couple of days but everything's okay now! I'll be going on vacation from August 13 to August 16 so I'll see if I can get the next episode in before then. *smiles* And by the way...I'm so not on a sugar high right now. Sorry if anything seems lame.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Fushigi Yuugi is property of the Almighty Holy One, Yu Watase. I don't own anyone in this fic (oh darn!)...
*the Fushigi Yuugi opening theme "Itooshii Hito no Tame ni" starts playing*
*animeluverthatiam & Rika come walking in like you see on "The View", waving at the audience while they applaud loudly*
*opening theme stops, show starts after APPLAUD light turns off*
Rika: Hey everybody! Welcome again to Ask the Anime Stars!!! The cast of Fushigi Yuugi is still here because of their contract with us!! *evil laughter* Ahem...on to the show. *smiles* First we have Luminaglow!
Luminaglow: ^_^ kawaii!~ you got to do my friends, unfortunatly she esacped, ....or what was left of her (slides an arm under her bed and wistles)
but sorry i didnt ask anything last time, i think oh well, i just want to know what is everone's shoe size is?
thanks! i really like you story thats why im reviewing it alot ^-^ now if you excuse me i have to "bury" some bissenuss in the backyard, excuse me
animeluverthatiam: Er...don't do anything illegal here on set. We'll get sued. We all don't want that now, do we???
Rika: Um...do to certain circumstances...information on the males' shoe sizes must be kept a secret since there's a connection between shoe size and the size of their--*mouth gets covered by animeluverthatiam*
animeluverthatiam: RIKA-CHAN!!! We have innocent viewers!! Girls as young as five years old!! Don't go saying that type of stuff on air!!!
Rika: Sorry...but it's true!
animeluverthatiam: Yeah, but some people don't know that...This show isn't for corruption!
Rika: *scratches temple* Uh...ladies, can you give your shoe sizes?
Miaka: 7.
Yui: 7 1/2.
Soi: 8.
Rika: For those that wanna get me some heels *wink* or any other type of shoe, my shoe size is a 7! I need some heels to make me look three inches taller...I wanna be 5'5"!!! Wahh!!!
animeluverthatiam: *sigh* Go complain somewhere else. Our next questions come from Kanoi.
Kanoi: HI!!!! Once again, I'm sorry Rika-san. Btw, I love this showish fanficish thing(i'm having a word problem right now). Thanks for the date Amiboshi, you're my fave bishie so there for DREAM DATE!!!!! Um, let's see, question. Hm, *long silence follows* OH, I KNOW!!!!!!!!! Nakago, who do you love more, Tomo or Miboshi, and you have to choose between them. Sorry, I'm odd, I'm personally a Soi/Nakago shipper but this is for the pure heck of it. Also, Nakago, HOW THE HELL COULD YOU KISS TAMAHOME!!!!!!!???? That's just gross, Tama-kins, my sympathies go to you.
Rika: No need for apologies!!! ^_^ LOL, I don't think that's a word problem. I do that too! Ish is like my favorite suffix. You can add it to the end of practically everything and it would still make sense! Er...kinda...*shrug* But I sure do use it a lot. *grins*
Nakago: I'd rather side with Suzaku, or die. Who can stand someone with a horrid laugh or someone who's much shorter than you? I certainly do not. I don't know. Tamahome just looked irresistible.
Everybody: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nakago: It's called a joke.
Everybody: Phew...
Tamahome: It was one of the worse things that ever happened to me. T_T
Rika: Ugh...I never knew Nakago could tell such jokes like that! *clings onto Yuuhi's arm* I was so scared, Yuuhi!
Yuuhi: There, there. I'm here. I can always attack him with my metal chopsticks of death if you'd like. *smiles lovingly*
Rika: *melts* Our...uh...next question...is....from....Chibi Leelee Milo. *almost faints*
Yuuhi: *catches Rika*
Chibi Leelee Milo: I hope you're not getting annoyed by me yet. I've got loads more questions that I haven't even thought up yet. Let's see, who haven't I asked yet... hmm... TOMO!!!!!!
EXACTLY how long does it take for you to put on ALL your makeup????
BTW, Ami-chan, Su-chan, I had a great time on our date. It was SOOO kawaii hearing you fight over me all night!!!!! I'll see you both at seven, don't be late!!!!!
Tomo: About six hours. *laughs that freaky/scary/insane laugh*
animeluverthatiam: Next question comes from........Kiriko-seikun!
Kiriko-seikun: Yes, it's me again. What can I say? I enjoy being on the show! ^-^ This question's for Tamahome. When you woke up at Taiitsu-kun's place and noticed you and Miaka were naked in a bed together, did you peek? The next one's for Nakago. If you had to choose, would you rather have Tomo or Soi? For Hotohori: How much money do you spend on hair products? For Tomo: Why? Just...Why? For Suboshi: How did you feel when you walked into Nakago's tent and found him and Soi *cough* together? For Amiboshi: How would you react if someone broke your flute? For Chichiri: Which seishi were you happiest to see "die"?(Because we all know they never died. They were just fooling.) For Chiriko: Can you help me with my homework when school starts? For Miaka: Can you PLEASE get some pants and buttons? Velcro even! Just keep your clothes on somehow! For Mitsukake: Did you enjoy crossdressing? For Nuriko: If you could have one night with Hotohori, would you take it? For Tasuki: Do you love Miaka as more than a friend? For Ashitare: Do you hate Nuriko? Finally, for Yui: Who do you love more? Suboshi or Tetsuya? That's all my questions for now. Keep on writing! ~*Kiriko-seikun
Tamahome: I....uh.....*fiddles with fingers* *looks down* *turns bright red* didn't.....look......at....uh....much.
Miaka: *hits Tamahome with brass knuckles* HENTAI!!!
Tamahome: *knocked out on the floor* x_x
Nakago: Soi. Enough said. I don't want to hear Tomo laugh.
Soi: *gets really happy*
Hotohori: I get hair products as complimentary gifts. *grins with hair sparkling* *fan girls faint*
Rika: Oi (her version of "aye")...GUYS! WE HAVE FAINTED FANS!
Tomo: *laughs that freaky/scary/insane laugh again*
animeluverthatiam: Someone please lock him up...
Security guard: No can do. We tried. He just ended up scaring us by laughing.
Rika: *sweatdrop* Some security guards you guys are...
Suboshi: I was nearly blinded. I'm still like that. Oh, the trauma!
Amiboshi: *tear drop falls*
Girls in the audience: Aw...
Chichiri: It was funny when we went to Nuriko's house to try to get Tamahome's jewel of memory from his brother, no da! He was making funny faces but I was able to control my laughter, unlike some other orange haired guy, no da.
Chiriko: Sure!!! Just tell me when and I'll be there promptly!
Miaka: Well, soooorrrry! Not my fault my clothes don't fit.
Mitsukake: It was a rather...interesting experience.
Nuriko: *grins so wide that you can't even see his eyes*
Tasuki: 'course I do...She's like a sister ta me.
Ashitare: *howl* His way of life bothers me.
Yui: *looks at Suboshi*
Suboshi: *looks young & innocent*
Yui: *looks at Tetsuya*
Tetsuya: *looks kinda desperate*
Yui: I...uh...like Suboshi's yo-yos but...I'm into older men.
Tetsuya: *grins widely*
Suboshi: *off in the corner, crying*
Girls in the audience: Aw...!!!
Rika: The next question come froms Golden-Sephy!!! *disappears with Yuuhi*
Golden-Sephy: It's me again. Hey, Rika, Did you ever read my ficcy? I know Animeluverthatiam did. It's called "Ask Chichiri".^_^ I like Tooya too, or of what little I've seen of him. I own the first book and seen the first episode, thats about it. I can't find any of the other books.-_- And for the real question: *to FY People* Have you ever gotten bored, or lonely being all by you're self, being under that Stupid contract they made you sign? and Tooya can I have you're Autograph?
Rika: *puts left hand on hip, taps left foot, scratches temple with right hand* Er...*thinks* I don't think I have...but I'll get to it whenever I can!!!
Tasuki: Whaddya think?
Chiriko: Actually, they keep us occupied with books n_n
Tasuki: Who's us?
Miaka: They're loaded with food!
Tooya: Um...sure...*signs an autograph for Golden-Sephy* *gets glomped by animeluverthatiam*
animeluverthatiam: TOOYA!!! Since when were you here?!?!
Tooya: Since the show started.
animeluverthatiam: Oh. Hehe. I knew that. Oh, and by the way...so far, I think there's only one Ayashi no Ceres manga published in English. More's on the way...I hope.
*long silence*
Chichiri: Rika-san disappeared again, no da!
animeluverthatiam: Gosh! And with Yuuhi too!
*everybody goes backstage* *follows footprints*
*Rika is found slow dancing with Yuuhi to "Dearest" from Ayashi no Ceres*
Rika: *blinks* What are you guys doing here?
animeluverthatiam: We should be asking YOU GUYS the same thing!
Rika: Sorry...I just wanted some alone time with Yuuhi.
animeluverthatiam: Gosh...*drags Rika & Yuuhi by the collar*
*everybody goes back on set*
Rika: *sighs* Our next question is from lilweirdo.
lilweirdo: Ok, I have a few questions!!! First of all, I would like to say that I love reading this fanfic!! You guys are so cool and funny and all that good stuff!! Please continue and if you chose my questions for it, thank you!! I feel so special!! Second of all, I LOVE YOU TASUKI FOREVER AND I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUUUU!!!!!
Ok, here's my questions: 1. I love Tasuki's earrings, but how do they pierce ears in ancient China? Ouchies!! 2. Here's a question for Tetsuya!! I know he hardly gets any questions, if any! Ok, what is with the sunglasses? Does the sun hurt your eyes? They're cool, but why do you always where them??? 3. Shoka- Isn't it gross kissing all those dead, diseased people??? And have you ever gotten sick doing it??? I mean, you could get their germs!!
LOVE YOU ALLL!!!! Jaane!! ^_~
Rika: Hehe, thanks!
Tasuki: They held me down, numbed m'ear and poked a hole through it. I'm a man. I can take the pain. *gets poked by a needle from Rika* OOOOOOOUUUUCCCCHHH!!!! What th'hell was that for?!?!?!
Rika: *shrug* Just a test. *smiles*
Tetsuya: It's all Tetsuya style. *grins* Plus, Yui likes them. *blushes*
Shouka: Of course it is. But it's saving lives so I'm content with that. No, I've never gotten sick because I don't believe dead people have germs.
animeluverthatiam: The next question comes from one of Tasuki's loyal fans: Tigress of the Moon!
Tigress of the Moon: *sniffle, sniffle* Okay..so I'm a litle slow. I just "watched" episode five of your show Rika...And I'm scared because my life sounds like yours...That's why I'm obsessed with Tasuki *blush*...And you think your friends were annoyed!..I almost drove my friends insane!...(He he he and to make it worse I'm writing a Tasuki fanfic)...Questions, questions...um...Do any of you (including Rika and animeluverthatiam) have mulitple personalities like me?? It's so fun! It's great to have heated arguments with yourself, you always win!..or loose, depending on how you look at it...I'd list some of mine but I have too many...Oh, and always remember, "Nothing good could ever come from staying with normal people." (That's from Harry McDougal for all you Outlaw Star fans!!)
Rika: Er...I don't believe I do...I have talked to myself on AIM a couple of times before, but that's only because I wanna see my buddy icon...You guys can IM me sometime if you wanna talk to me. My screen name can be found in my bio. Just IM me by first saying "Yuuhi belongs to the princess." LOL, sorry. I couldn't think of anything else. *grins* Bow down to Princess Rika...LOL. Just kidding!
animeluverthatiam: Of course nothing good ever comes...Why do you think I'm friends with Rika-chan?
Rika: *nods head in agreement* Hey...what's that supposed to mean??? That I'm not normal?!
animeluverthatiam: Yup.
Rika: Oh well...uh...aRgh...
FY Cast: *shakes head*
Rika: Our last question comes from Tari...Hey...that rhymes with Kari. LOL.
Tari: Ok, ok here's a question: How come Chichiri and Kouji have so much in common?! Okay, they both have some shade of blue hair (not to mention both of their hair defy gravity in one way or another), they both have a scar somewhere on their face, they're both friends with Tasuki, they're both kinda weird (no offense!!!), they're both cute, and they both have the same voice (Seki Tomokazu... I *LOVE* his voice)!! Honestly, I think they are the same person!!! Chichiri could pass as a 19 year old, you know. Plus, when they went to Mt. Reikaku, Chichiri didn't come!! Can't be in two places at once, ne? Although there was that one time the bandits helped the Suzakus but they are trying to trick us!! Chichiri has magic powers, he can do that!! If he can look like Hotohori (that is like, impossible!!) than he could definately pass as Kouji. Someday, someday I will prove to everyone that they are indeed the same person!!! So answer my question: Are you two the same person!? (don't bother saying no, because I already know your little secret!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!)
Kouji: Knock, knock. Who's there? Kouji! Come right in! We won't say no then. We'll just say that you think too much.
Chichiri: That's right, no da! n_n
Rika: Come to think of it........*thinks*
animeluverthatiam: *gasp* She's thinking!!
*everybody waits for a response*
Rika: I guess I do...like Seki Tomokazu's voice too! He's also the voice of Alec Howell in Ayashi no Ceres!! And he's also Touya from Card Captor Sakura...That's so cool!
animeluverthatiam: *sweatdrop* I thought she was going to realize something more important. Oh well. That's all the time we have for today folks! Keep watching for the next episode of Ask the Anime Stars! Bye!
Rika: *glomps Yuuhi* Bye!!!
Everybody: Bye!!!
*ending theme plays*