Ask the Anime Stars: Fushigi Yuugi Version!

By: Rika & animeluverthatiam

Author's Note: There's no Yuuhi or Tooya glomping in this fic. They're on a break right now. However, animeluverthatiam and I miss them dearly. T_T

Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Fushigi Yuugi is property of the Almighty Holy One, Yu Watase. I don't own anyone in this fic (oh darn!)...


*the Fushigi Yuugi opening theme "Itooshii Hito no Tame ni" starts playing*

*animeluverthatiam & Rika come walking in like you see on "The View", waving at the audience while they applaud loudly*

*opening theme stops, show starts after APPLAUD light turns off*

animeluverthatiam: Hey everyone and welcome to another episode of Ask the Anime Stars! We have a lot of questions today so let's get started! Our first questions come from Golden-Sephy.

Golden-Sephy: It's not fair that there's only one english book of Ayashi no Ceres. guess I'll have to download the rest of the episodes. Heheh.

Anyway, just wondering, why is there so many yaoi of Chichiri and Tasuki? I mean that's just EVIL!

And one more thing. how can miaka love Tamahome? Sure, he's nice and a great martial artist, but even I can beat the crap outta him. *Gets hit with random object* Hey! It's true. *Gets hit with another random object* *Starts to get pissed off* I know, I dated him! *Still gets hit with yet another random object* Thats it! sorry gotta go. *leaves and yells something like "Dammit, Tamahome, Stop!" or somthing to that extent*

Rika: I have no idea why there's so many yaoi of Chichiri and Tasuki. I don't read yaoi fics. It just doesn't interest me. I'm not against it or anything but yeah...I think maybe Chichiri are the only two seishi that are still alive? *shrug*

Tamahome: I love her because.......*long pause* Actually, I don't know why. But I love her. It doesn't matter why I love her, but all that matters is that I know I love her.

Miaka: Tamahome.

Tamahome: Miaka.

Miaka: Tamahome.

Tamahome: Miaka.

Rika: *rolls eyes* Get a room. Sheesh. This reminds me of an OVA that I saw. Next is Kanoi.

Kanoi: Hotohori, I have a question for you. Would you ever elope(sp?) with Nyan Nyan? An Nuriko, would you ever consider going out with me? One last thing, Chiriko, why do you look like an 8 year old girl, not that you don't sooooooooooooo kawaii.

Hotohori: I would never elope. I have my empress Houki to think about.

Nuriko: Um...it's a possibility.

Chiriko: I haven't begun my growth spurt yet.

animeluverthatiam: Our next er...question come from Cecilia.

Cecilia: ~A girl at about the age of 16wearing a
light grey and blue pleaded skirt with a white gauzy peasant top on~
-asks while lightly blushing- I have a question for tasuki...
~goes and sits on tasuki's lap facing him and turns a shade darker from blushing~ "Tasuki-san...onegai..."
~pouts as tears form in her silver eyes which are speckled with silver~"Onegai..would you go on a date with me??"
~continues to keep her puppy dog look as a few strands of her indago purple hair which has speckles of silver in it falls in her face~ "Please?" ~she leans down so her pale pink lips are only centimeters away from his she then whispers again as she looks in his eyes hers being half closed~"..onegai?" ~her blush dies down so its only a slight shade of pink as she sits on his lapand awaits his answer~

Tasuki: H-hey...will ya get away from me a little?? Yer a bit too close. And uh, maybe. Only if there's sake.

Rika: Sheesh, Tasuki! Are you using these girls just to get sake?!

Tasuki: N-no...

Rika: Sheesh. Anyways, our next questions come from sammy-chan.

sammy-chan: ...I haven't checked if Fushigi Yuugi had had new fanfics for the longest time...my bitterness and anger directed towards Miaka was too great...but this most certanly has to be one of the best fanfic shows...or whatever you call them! I think the way you both handle the comments ia very cute! :smiles like soujirou-kun: Well I guess I should ask a question or two now...

Ne...Nuriko-san, do you mind at all that you were buried in the middle of no where in Hokkan-koku? They just left a stick to mark your burial place...I was crying or the longest time.... :hangs onto Nuriko:

I still can't believe the killed you! Anyway..:lets go of nuri-chan, eyes turn black:

Now for Miaka... :looks considerably pissed:

You...you are...you are just... SO ANNOYING! I don't understand what people see in you... I mean... if Tamahome could have any of his fangirls... (err... why did I say that... ^_^? I don't even like Tama-kins that much...) and Tasuki...well I dunno what his preference is sooo...anyway.. and Hotohori-sama Nuriko-san!!! WHy is it they all fall for you? I haven't even mentioned Amiboshi-kun yet either!!

Well anyway, my question is:
After what everyone did for you...why didn't you make a single wish to bring them back? If you could make Suzaku-seikun bring Yui back from Seiryuu's STOMACH, why couldn't you wish for ALL of your friends back? Are your seishi's lives meaningless to you? :glares: I'm sure Suzaku wouldn't have minded! And your supposed to be the embodiment of all that Suzaku is...love and all that stuff...:ends up muttering incoherently:

So that about sums up my questions... ^-^ That relieved a lot of my anger, although I still hate Miaka.

Any Miaka fans can just ignore me. I really do hate her... you guys can yell at me if you want!

Ooh...long review....

Animeluverthatiam I believe you have enough experience with me going crazy...so please tell people to not mind me! ^_^ I am weird!!!! ^_^

Like I said before, I really do like this fic!!!!!

Nuriko: No, I don't mind a bit since I died protecting Miaka.

Rika: How noble!

Miaka: Come to think of it...*scratches back of head* I didn't think of that...

sammy-chan: Miaka no baka...*suddenly disappears*

Rika: I should vent like that once in a while too...

animeluverthatiam: Please don't. We'd be stuck here for hours. Our next question comes from Luminaglow.

Luminaglow: OMG! something terrible happened, i have no internet or computer the storm got me and sad that i have to spend my days reveiwing stories at the libary,also my sister msanogi has been found hidden inside the libary also with no computer in virgina (12 hours away from me :() oh well i must have big feet since im 8-8 1/2 boo hoo :( oh well its close also im just wondering have you been to the anime convention a couple of weeks ago in virgina??? just wondering send my regards to Mitsukake (blows kiss ^_^)

Rika & animeluverthatiam: We don't live in Virginia.

animeluverthatiam: But I did go to the anime convention in Long Beach they had here in California a month ago.

Rika: *pouts* I shoulda went...Anyways...next we have Tigress of the Moon.

Tigress of the Moon: *still sitting at Tasuki's feet* I'm still here you know...I haven't actually left...But anyways...I'm stealing two things for now, one is Tasuki, because he needs to meet the peoples in DBZ. Two, is Chichiri's unique ability to disappear and reappear somewhere else. I'll have him back for the next episode, don't worry! *winks* Sayoonara no da!*disappears in a puff of smoke with Tasuki*

Rika: Uh...thanks for informing us. But you'll have to bring Tasuki back soon!

animeluverthatiam: Our last questions for today come from moomoomoxo.

moomoomoxo: Your Fan Fic is the best ^_~. I hope you keep doing it! Anyways. MY qestions are:
1. Miaka, how much food can you eat if you were "Famished"
2. Miaka, If Tamahome wasn't a character, would you be with Hotohori?
3. Chiriko, why aren't you that popular in fan fics. Plus you came in last, also, in fan fics, you never have a girl friend.
4. Hotohori, you know, you will eventually lose your hair, right??
5. Tasuki: Why do you swear so much?
6. Nuriko: Can you re do my room, I mean, just do all the moving the furniture.
*Maybe that was a little offensive*
Byez!

Miaka: A LOT. Trust me. But, if I were to the point where I was famished, then I'd probably be dead. And, possibly. But Tamahome is, so I'm with Tamahome. *cuddles with Tamahome* *fan girls get jealous*

Chiriko: I guess I'm not that popular because I'm very young and can't do much.

Hotohori: Yes, of course I do. But that won't be until I die. But, I am dead, and my hair is still intact.

Rika: I'll answer Tasuki's question for him since he's with Tigress of the Moon right now...Well, he's a bandit. Bandits are bad. So, Tasuki swears. He's not that goody goody type.

Nuriko: Sure! It'll be a cinch. Not a problem to me!

Rika: That's all for this episode of Ask the Anime Stars. Thanks for tunin' in everyone! Bye!

Everybody: Bye!

*ending theme plays*