ENTRY 7
HARRY:
(sobbing) I have decided what I'm going to do. I mean, yesterday I finally realized that I have done so little in life. I mean, what's breastfeeding wolves if forget about the important things? Going to Disneyland, seeing mars, I may never again have a chance to TRULY live! So I've decided: I'm going to be a woman. I will live out the rest of my days as Harriet. (stands up and leaves)
RON:
Went to party, got flopping drunk. Serenaded Malfoy. Didn't work though, he kept saying, "life is a precious gift, life is a precious gift,"Life is not kind to redheads. Harry has a girlfriend! I found a picture of her in his drawer! NO! why?! Why have you forsaken me, LORD? (falls on knees) Malfoy's going to St. Mungo's. See? See what I have to put up with? (Door opens, Angelina-um-"interacting" with Weasley twins) Not AGAIN!!! (closes door) dammit Fred, now I have to go and wash out my brain again!! (hears muffled noises escaping door) You know what?? I'm leaving. This tape is over. (mumbles as he leaves) Why's everyone getting some but me??
HERMIONE:
(rocking back and forth violently) god, I need sex, god, I need sex, god, I need sex, god I need sex, god I need sex. (colin comes out) C: you can have sex with meee!!:: snorts:: (hermione looks at him) god I take it back, god I take it back god I take it back…
MALFOY:
Uhh painful. Strangely woke up with huge headache in place I've never seen before. Was I drinking? No! I promised Elmira I wouldn't! She'll be so disappointed when she returns from the war. Whats this? No! You don't have a friend if he has no Kraft Dinner! Ok, ok. Rethink night… Ok, no memories of actual night: blank. Oh, woke up to someone dying. Actually, trying to die…tried to convince him to stay alive by telling him that life is a precious gift…he didn't listen though.