By: Rika & animeluverthatiam
IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE: This probably may be the final chapter, guys. I am terribly sorry, but ff.net might be banning these types of fanfics. I wrote this chapter before I found that out though. Oh, fooey! T_T It just brings me to tears because this fic is just so fun to do! We'll just see if I'll still be able to update once in a while. Feel free to contact me under the AIM screennames: I havta pee NOW or LiLPrincessPucca.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Fushigi Yuugi is property of the Almighty Holy One, Yu Watase.
Rika: Hey everybody and welcome to our *eyes begin to bulge* OUR TENTH EPISODE!? Wowzas! That's a lot! We should have a celebration. PARTY AT ANIMELUVERTHATIAM'S PLACE AFTER THE SHOW!
Everybody: Yeah!
animeluverthatiam: Huh? Since when did I invite everyone over for a party?
Rika: Since now. *smiles* Our first questions for today come from Lancetheflamesniper.
Lancetheflamesniper: First off this is one Cool story. Second the next Issue of Ceres is supposed to be out in sometime within the next few months. Okay Questions....
1. Tasuki-You and Kouji seem like good friends. How did you Two meet?
2. Yui- Do you think you would've dated Suboshi had he told you he loved you sooner than he did? 'Cause I think you two woulda been an incredible couple.
3. Tamahome- If for some reason you and Miaka (10+ that she is) were to dump you, would you rather go out with Yui or Aya Mikage (two more 10 +'s for sure)?
4. Tetsuya-What's up with the sunglasses? I mean are the superglued to your face or something?You NEVER take them off.
That's all I can think of for now. Once again your story Rocks!
Rika & animeluverthatiam: Thanks for the compliment! ^_^
Tasuki: I met him when I joined with the bandits at Mount Leikaku. (A/N: I've been studying the way he talks in the dub and noticed that I give him too much of an accent. LOL. I can't really tell what kind of accent he has in the sub. [Personally, I absolutely HATE the Fushigi Yuugi dub. Okay, not hate but dislike. Miaka sounds more of an idiot than she already is and her voice fits better with Belldandy in The Adventures of Mini-Goddess. I definitely prefer sub over dub. Always. Aya's voice in the Ayashi no Ceres dub bugs the hell outta me. *shudder shudder twitch twitch* Anyway, back to the show.])
Rika: TASUKI!
Tasuki: What do ya wanna do to me now?
Rika: Nothing. I just uh...wanted to apologize. *does an "I'm not worthy" type of bow* I've seen pictures of you in Eikouden. *continues with the "I'm not worthy" bow* YOU LOOK WAY MORE BISHOUNEN THAN YOU SHOULD BE! And uh...that's a good thing.
Tasuki: What're ya saying? That I'm actually GOOD LOOKING in Eikouden?
Rika: Um....uh...YUI! ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!
Yui: *sweatdrop* I don't think so. I prefer old men. MEN.
Suboshi: *in the corner* T_T
Tamahome: Let's see, if Miaka were to dump me, Eikouden would never have been made, and Rika would get so pissed. But, if that were to happen, yes, I would date Aya Mikage. *grins* *mumbles*But only because Tooya and I look alike and she has a tiny resemblance to Miaka.
animeluverthatiam: *growls at Aya*
Rika: Calm down. Calm down.
Tetsuya: My sunglasses? ARE YOU DISSING MY SUNGLASSES? Well, FYI: I have taken them off.
Rika: *yawns* It's gonna be a long day.
animeluverthatiam: Our next question, or request I should say, comes from Cecilia.
Cecilia: ~lightly kisses tasuki on the cheek then gets off him~ hehe Of course baka there will be lotsa sake...Considering thats one of the only drinks in my house...and thats all my friends drink...All well..anyways...-smiles- So my next question is! When ya wanna go on that date? Hmm acctually my friend -points to random place in crowd where a blue haired girl sits- Is gonna have a party at my house tomarrow..so maybe we can have are date there? -smiles again- and of course....Thats where the sake will be..-smiles brightly- Oh oh! I have a question for Chichir! Onegai! say hello to my friend Kaze Tsukino -points to her- She really likes you! Also Miaka why do you eat so much? huh? i was just wondering..Also Hotohori..your so beautiful! But Tasuki is S-E-K-S-H-I ^^
Tasuki: Uh...sure...
Rika: *rolls eyes*
animeluverthatiam: Oh, are you getting JEALOUS???
Rika: No baka! I have Yuuhi, so why should I be jealous? Just because I think Tasuki's good looking in Eikouden doesn't mean a thing. He's 29 in Eikouden! I consider that somewhat old!
Chichiri: Konnichiwa Kaze Tsukino! n.n
Miaka: I don't know why...I guess it's because I have a big appetite.
Rika: Okie dokie. On to our next questions which are from Zea.
Zea: *strolls on in* Sup, everyone. ^-^ Love the show, girls. Just not enough time on the broadcasting slot to answer all the questions, ne? Anyway! Nuri-Chan, would ya do me a -huge- favor and come shopping with me later? I freakin' need a trip to the mall with someone with half-decent fashion sense. Oh, and ain't it just so hard to be the cute red-headed one, Tasuki? ^-^ I feel your pain, man. Love the fangs, by the by.
Nuriko: Sure! Anytime!
Rika: Shopping with Nuriko is a BLAST! Have fun!
Tasuki: Heh, yeah.
Rika: Hey! Don't forget Kenshin! Kenshin's a HOT red-headed one. Or orange-headed. RED ORANGE-HEADED! I think he's sexy when he turns into battousai with those amber eyes. He's one of my many sexy bishes! (Actually, it's sexy b*tch. LOL. I just didn't wanna put that.)
animeluverthatiam: You're like a bishounen pimp or something.
Rika: And there's something wrong with that? *grins*
animeluverthatiam: Oh geez. Our next questions come from Golden-Sephy.
Golden-Sephy: Oh, in case you didn't know, I kinda cloned Tamahome. *a random object comes towards her, but she catches it and throws it back* Um, Tasuki-chan, will you go out with me again? I can show you my collection of different types of rare sake.^_^ *another random object flys towards her, but she ducks* Um, bye. *picks up random object and throws it back*
Rika: No throwing thingies!!! Hey, can you clone Tamahome for me too? Hehe, dress him up in the black outfit he was wearing when he was possessed with the kodoku. He was showing MAJOR sexy bishness when he was wearing that. Oh, and don't possess him with the kodoku. *grins*
animeluverthatiam: See what I mean by the bishounen pimping thing?
Rika: Shush!
Tasuki: Uh...sure...but you'll have to wait after Cecilia.
Rika: Whoa! I think Tasuki's gonna have a little black book soon. He's got more girls than Tamahome. Heh. Anyways, our next questions come from Jisen Meisuki.
Jisen Meisuki: Miaka- Are you related to Sakura from CCS?
Tamahome- If the Konan put a wanted poster of Miaka and the reward is one million ryos, which one would you choose: Miaka or the million ryos?
Hotohori- If you know that Miaka is from another world and the Suzaku no Miko, then why did you throw Miaka and Tamahome in prison if you could throw them in one of your guest room?
Nuriko- *sheepish look* When you dressed up like a woman, was it hard and embarrass to explain the womanhood to any female of you didn't know what it was before? *nervously laugh with sweatdrop*
Chichiri- It you have a word battle with Kenshin from RK, who would win: you or Kenshin?
Tasuki- How did you got hydrophobia (fear of water) and since you said that you hate women, does that mean you don't care about Miaka and your sisters?
Mitsukake- What was one of the worst injuries that you had to heal?
Chiriko- Wasn't there a law about child labor if you try to get the government job?
Yui- If you're smarter than Miaka, then why did you act like a dumb blonde when Nakago tricked you?
Nakago- Since you control 2/3 of the military force, then how come you didn't order the army to attack the emperor for destroying your village?
Amiboshi- What was your favorite song and most hardest song did you ever played with your flute?
Suboshi- If Yui and Amiboshi are in grave danger and you can save only one person, who would it be: Yui or Amiboshi?
Ashitare- How did you ended up in the circus and what performance did you do?
Tomo- Must you give such a horrible laugh? I mean it's worse than Megumi's laugh.
Miboshi- Why a body of a child?
Soi- Did you get easily jealous everytime Nakago kiss anyone beside you? If not, then WOULD ANYONE KISS NAKAGO TO SEE IF SOI LYING?
Hikitsu- You're my favorite seishi, would you like to go on a date with me?
Tomite- Whose hats is better: yours, Chichiri's or Hotohori's?
Tatara- Could you help me with the garden? The plants looked liked they're going to die and I have water them everyday and it doesn't look like they're getting better.
And to Rika-chan * Give her a pushie of Yuuhi* , thank you for being generous and I hope you have fun on your fics.
Rika: PLUSHIE! YUUHI!! *squeezes the plushie tightly* THANK YOU!! *tears of joy come flowing out of her eyes* I LOVE it when people do this kind of stuff for me. *still squeezing the plushie*
Tamahome: *sweats & hesitates* *Looks at Miaka who's giving a scary look* Miaka.
Miaka: Good answer.
Hotohori: First, I had to learn of her intentions. She didn't really agree to become Suzaku no Miko yet. i gave them a guest room after she agreed to be Suzaku no Miko.
Nuriko: Nope. *smiles*
Chichiri: Me, no da! n.n
Tasuki: I lived near lots of water. I may say that, but 'course I care.
Mitsukake: Tasuki. I regret that.
Chiriko: Actually, no. There wasn't a child labor law in ancient China.
Yui: I'm smarter than Miaka when it comes to academics.
Nakago: Because I wanted to control the country first.
Amiboshi: That song "Dreams Come True" by SES, I think, that Miaka wanted me to play. I had NO IDEA how it went.
Rika: I know it! I like that song a lot! It goes like "Tell me that dreams come true, like a fool I'm into you. The day we met, I lost my sanity," or something similar to that. *grins*
Suboshi: *starts sweating like crazy* I uh...would kill all of us so that we could all be together in heaven.
Rika: But you're going to hell.
Suboshi: DAMMIT!
Ashitare: I was in the circus?
Tomo: *gives the horrible laugh*
Miboshi: It's extremely small and convenient for me.
Soi: He kissed somemone besides me? *starts crying*
Hikitsu: Uh...okay...
Tomite: Mine of course!
Tatara: Sure!
animeluverthatiam: Well, our next question comes from our good friend, Arisu-chan.
Rika: ARISU-CHAN! I THINK ORPHEN HAS SEXY BISH POTENTIAL!!!
Arisu-chan: Obsessed person! I don't have many questions, but I have one:
Tasuki-Why did you HAVE to fall in love with Miaka?? WHY?!?!?! ::SOBS:: ahhhhh Tasuki! I love you mannn! ::turns over at Miaka and narrows eyes:: oh well, ::sighs::
Tasuki: To make you happy, I'll say that it was a spell that Tenkou put on me.
Rika: Our last questions come from Threshie.
Threshie: Heyas! ^^ Though I've heard about a zillion peoples say this by now, I wanna say that this show is great! ^^ Please don't go off the air! Okies, questions, questions... *Ponders for a long moment* Uhm... I got up at 4:30 AM--just so ya know why I'm thinking so slowly. ^^;;
Oh! Got a question: Hotohori, isn't it hard to walk in those 'duck shoes', as the fans seem to call them? ^^;; I'd imagine it'd be like walking in Dutch shoes...
Uh, anyway, Chichiri, could you please go SD so I can give you a hug? ^^ SD Chichiri is by far the most undeniably kawaii thing I have ever seen, and I doubt I'll ever find anything cuter!
Nuriko, don't you have trouble eating dinenr without squeezing your chopsticks too hard and breaking them? While we're at it, how do you manage to brush your hair without yanking on it too hard? Just another long-haired person wondering this... ^^ And one last thing: do you know that your outfit (the guy's clothing, not the dress) bears a striking resemblence to Ranma Saotome's clothes? Oo;; That's the first thing I thought when I saw your clothes!
Tasuki, do you know how hard it is to draw you right?
Rika & animeluverthatiam: Thanks again!
Hotohori: Yes, extremely hard.
Chichiri: *turns SD* *gets hugged by Threshie* *then gets glomped by animeluverthatiam*
Nuriko: Um, no. You just have to know your own strength. Ranma? I never thought about it.
animeluverthatiam: That's all folks! Stay tuned for our next episode of Ask the Anime Stars! Bye!
Everybody: Bye!
*ending theme plays*