Hey all you crazy ppl!! Um, sorry me and Bobarella 1 haven't written in
like months, but we sort of lost interest! And then ff.net went down and
now we're back!! These are diary entries 1-3 for Angelina Johnson and
Neville Longbottom. I think you'll like them if you liked the other ones.
The idea for Hermione was taken from us trying to figure out why she is
sooo school-concious. And since we're both very sick in the head, this is
what we came up with.
Background Info:
Angelina: very pretty, kind of naïve, and is on Quidditch team. Pretty much everyone wants to fuck her.
Neville: Has gay tendencies.likes harry.does "extra credit assignments" for some teachers.won't give away who.
DAY 1
Angelina
Tried out for Quidditch Team today. Was prettiest of the 3 girls that were there. But Wood wouldn't even let me play. He just said, "designated hottie" and told me I was on the team. I think he meant "designated chaser" or "designated hitter" Everyone was staring at me when I walked onto the pitch.
Neville
2day I came to Hogwarts. Lost toad. Again. Huge man winked when he gave it back to me. Am a little scared by that. Also, took boats with girl with big teeth, big hair and hideously bushy eyebrows. When she passed by me, she muttered something about not being tempted. I told her my name and held out my hand, but she just said, "hermione" and then started saying, "Wingaaaardium Levioosa" over and over again. Weird.
P.S. I think Lee Jordan was doing evil things with that tarantula in the janitors closet on the Hogwarts Express.
DAY 2
Angelina
Went to Quidditch practice. When changing into Quidditch robes, everyone drifted over and started admiring my broom. It's a Cleensweep 4. Not really a superb broom. Actually its worth 2 knuts at Quality Quidditch Supplies. Strange. Also, Wood wanted us to practice taking hits. He made me tackle him to the ground and straddle him. Sort of weird because we play on brooms. (Starts pacing) Am I the ONLY sane person on the Quidditch team? Fred or George wanted to know if I could straddle them after practice. I said, well, erm. I have to go do that..uh..thing that I have to do..ya..(runs away)
Neville
Snape told me I couldn't pass Potions. I asked him for extra work. He gave me this evil smile. Am going to office after dark. Later I am taking a shower now, that was worse than being in Forbidden Forest. Hermione keeps following Harry and Ron around, licking her lips. Am pretending not to notice.
DAY 3
Angelina
Am feeling horrible. (takes swig of some alcoholic beverage) Screamed out Fred's name at inopportune time. Turned out it was George who asked me to straddle him (buries head in hands). (sings) wasted away again in Marguerita-ville. ::SOB::
Neville
Today Harry saved my Rememberall. He flew up and took it from Malfoy. Ron kept dancing around looking torn. I think he likes Malfoy. Harry was so wonderful. And brave and talented.ah well, Ron will kill me if I try anything. Got my arm fixed my Madame Pomfrey. Kept hearing banging noises coming from the closet. I think someone was stuck in there. I don't even wanna know who, although I did see a glimpse of silvery-white beard.I feel dirty just thinking about that. Speaking of dirty, its time to pay Snape a visit!!
Background Info:
Angelina: very pretty, kind of naïve, and is on Quidditch team. Pretty much everyone wants to fuck her.
Neville: Has gay tendencies.likes harry.does "extra credit assignments" for some teachers.won't give away who.
DAY 1
Angelina
Tried out for Quidditch Team today. Was prettiest of the 3 girls that were there. But Wood wouldn't even let me play. He just said, "designated hottie" and told me I was on the team. I think he meant "designated chaser" or "designated hitter" Everyone was staring at me when I walked onto the pitch.
Neville
2day I came to Hogwarts. Lost toad. Again. Huge man winked when he gave it back to me. Am a little scared by that. Also, took boats with girl with big teeth, big hair and hideously bushy eyebrows. When she passed by me, she muttered something about not being tempted. I told her my name and held out my hand, but she just said, "hermione" and then started saying, "Wingaaaardium Levioosa" over and over again. Weird.
P.S. I think Lee Jordan was doing evil things with that tarantula in the janitors closet on the Hogwarts Express.
DAY 2
Angelina
Went to Quidditch practice. When changing into Quidditch robes, everyone drifted over and started admiring my broom. It's a Cleensweep 4. Not really a superb broom. Actually its worth 2 knuts at Quality Quidditch Supplies. Strange. Also, Wood wanted us to practice taking hits. He made me tackle him to the ground and straddle him. Sort of weird because we play on brooms. (Starts pacing) Am I the ONLY sane person on the Quidditch team? Fred or George wanted to know if I could straddle them after practice. I said, well, erm. I have to go do that..uh..thing that I have to do..ya..(runs away)
Neville
Snape told me I couldn't pass Potions. I asked him for extra work. He gave me this evil smile. Am going to office after dark. Later I am taking a shower now, that was worse than being in Forbidden Forest. Hermione keeps following Harry and Ron around, licking her lips. Am pretending not to notice.
DAY 3
Angelina
Am feeling horrible. (takes swig of some alcoholic beverage) Screamed out Fred's name at inopportune time. Turned out it was George who asked me to straddle him (buries head in hands). (sings) wasted away again in Marguerita-ville. ::SOB::
Neville
Today Harry saved my Rememberall. He flew up and took it from Malfoy. Ron kept dancing around looking torn. I think he likes Malfoy. Harry was so wonderful. And brave and talented.ah well, Ron will kill me if I try anything. Got my arm fixed my Madame Pomfrey. Kept hearing banging noises coming from the closet. I think someone was stuck in there. I don't even wanna know who, although I did see a glimpse of silvery-white beard.I feel dirty just thinking about that. Speaking of dirty, its time to pay Snape a visit!!