Time for a gag Shadowfox and Kardro gave me the idea for. Also, are
you really Corrector? The way you're acting leads me to believe that.
Chapter 7 – Is a liger a lion or a liger?
The first thing Vega saw when he woke up was Leena's face.
"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!"
Vega jumped in fright, and woke everyone up in the place. Jamie was especially angry, because Vega crashed into him when he jumped.
"HEY!!!!!!! WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry."
"That was loud, or the ligers aren't lions." Leon said.
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"The ligers are lions?"
"I thought you knew that."
"THEN I SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH MY FIRST CHOICE!!!!!!!!!"
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Earthos suddenly appeared in the room. This panicked a couple of the former pilots. [FORMER pilots because I would LOVE to see you find a way to fit a Hybrid T-rex/human into a cockpit, or for a wolf/human hybrid to work controls without tearing his nails/claws out. Oh, and you can't use a shoehorn for the first task.]
"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU??????"
"I'm the one that made you all hybrids. I'm here because I made a mistake again."
Earthos raises his hand, and the two liger/humans are now lion/humans.
"That should…"
"But ligers are ligers." Bit said.
"…Fix… that? DANG IT!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos makes them part liger again.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????? LIGERS ARE LIONS!!!!!!!!!"
"SONS OF…"
Earthos changes them again.
"NO WAY!!!!!!!! THEY ARE LIGERS!!!!!!!!!"
"MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos changes them again.
"LIONS!!!!"
Earthos changes them once more.
"LIGERS!!!!!"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos walks over to the two.
.
"YOU TWO SONS OF SUBMARINERS!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK WHAT YOU DO?????????"
"Because they're called ligers." Bit answers.
"Uh-huh, because they're called ligers. THAT'S STUPID!!!!!!!! I'M MAKING YOU BOTH LION HYBRIDS, AND YOU TWO ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos changes them into lion hybrids, and leaves them.
"Is that better?"
"But ligers are ligers…"
"I don't think you understand…. IS THAT BETTER????"
Bit jumps.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-yes sir."
"Good, you son of a submariner!"
"Son of a submariner?"
"I'd say it right, but there's a kid present."
"Oh."
Earthos disappears.
"Now where were we… oh yeah? LIONS!!!!!"
"LIGERS!!!!!"
As Earthos watches them, he face faults.
Short and stupid, but it's a good gag.
Chapter 7 – Is a liger a lion or a liger?
The first thing Vega saw when he woke up was Leena's face.
"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!"
Vega jumped in fright, and woke everyone up in the place. Jamie was especially angry, because Vega crashed into him when he jumped.
"HEY!!!!!!! WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry."
"That was loud, or the ligers aren't lions." Leon said.
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"The ligers are lions?"
"I thought you knew that."
"THEN I SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH MY FIRST CHOICE!!!!!!!!!"
/////////////////////////
Earthos suddenly appeared in the room. This panicked a couple of the former pilots. [FORMER pilots because I would LOVE to see you find a way to fit a Hybrid T-rex/human into a cockpit, or for a wolf/human hybrid to work controls without tearing his nails/claws out. Oh, and you can't use a shoehorn for the first task.]
"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU??????"
"I'm the one that made you all hybrids. I'm here because I made a mistake again."
Earthos raises his hand, and the two liger/humans are now lion/humans.
"That should…"
"But ligers are ligers." Bit said.
"…Fix… that? DANG IT!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos makes them part liger again.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????? LIGERS ARE LIONS!!!!!!!!!"
"SONS OF…"
Earthos changes them again.
"NO WAY!!!!!!!! THEY ARE LIGERS!!!!!!!!!"
"MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos changes them again.
"LIONS!!!!"
Earthos changes them once more.
"LIGERS!!!!!"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos walks over to the two.
.
"YOU TWO SONS OF SUBMARINERS!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK WHAT YOU DO?????????"
"Because they're called ligers." Bit answers.
"Uh-huh, because they're called ligers. THAT'S STUPID!!!!!!!! I'M MAKING YOU BOTH LION HYBRIDS, AND YOU TWO ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Earthos changes them into lion hybrids, and leaves them.
"Is that better?"
"But ligers are ligers…"
"I don't think you understand…. IS THAT BETTER????"
Bit jumps.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-yes sir."
"Good, you son of a submariner!"
"Son of a submariner?"
"I'd say it right, but there's a kid present."
"Oh."
Earthos disappears.
"Now where were we… oh yeah? LIONS!!!!!"
"LIGERS!!!!!"
As Earthos watches them, he face faults.
Short and stupid, but it's a good gag.