An Unknown Card

By:  fairysphinx

fairysphinx:  Hello, everybody!  This is kind of like an interlude to the story, giving you some brief information on the next chapter, and update on the runnings, and just something funny to read.  And I've already checked, this does not fall under point two in the 'entries not allowed' list.    

Disclaimer:  I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I do own Ktara, Y. Ktara/Yata, and Harbinger.

 And now, the funny stuff, which is what the whole chapter mainly revolves around.  Sorry, but it doesn't have much to do with the normal chapters.

Tristan:  What did the greedy mother name her daughter?

Joey:  I don't know.  What did the greedy mother name her daughter?

Tristan:  That's the question I just asked you!  What did the greedy mother name her daughter?

Joey:  I don't know. What did the greedy mother name her daughter?

Tristan:  WILL YOU QUIT ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTION I ASKED YOU?!?!?!?!?!

Joey:  Okay, fine, whatever.

Tristan:  What did the greedy mother name her daughter?

Joey:  What are you asking me for? 

Tristan:  Yugi!  What did the greedy mother name her daughter?

Yugi:  I don't know Tristan.  What did the greedy mother name her daughter?

Tristan:  I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I do not own the joke above)

            Yugi:  Tea, do you know you're green?

Tea:  What?

Yugi:  Do you know you're green?

Tea:  Yugi, I don't get what you're talking about.

Yugi:  * hands Tea a box that says 'GREEN TEA' on the front *  Do you know you're green?

(That one's mine.  I'm probably not the first to make a joke on Tea's name, though)

  Cheerleader #1:  Go, Tigers!  Go, Tigers!  Rah!  Rah!  Rah, rah, rah!  Go, Tigers!!!!! Rah!

Yami:  Why are you praying to Ra?  Did you do something to upset him?

Cheerleader #2:  Who's Ra?

Yami:  The guy you were just praying to.

Cheerleader #3:  When?

Yami:  Just now.

Cheerleader #1:  Why were we praying to Ra?

Yami:  That's what I just asked you.

Cheerleader #1:  No you didn't.

Yami:  Yes I did.

Cheerleader #1:  No you didn't!

Yami:  Yes I did!

Cheerleader #4:Rah!  Rah!  Go, Tigers!  Rah!  Rah!  Go, Tigers!  Rah!

Yami:  There you go, again!

Cheerleader #2:  Doing what?

Yami:  Praying to Ra!

Cheerleader #3:  Who? 

Yami:  Ra!

Cheerleader #1:  Why would we be praying to Ra?

Yami:  That's what I just asked you!

Cheerleader #1: No, you didn't.

Yami:  Yes I did.

Cheerleader #1:  No you didn't!

Yami:  Yes I did!

(and on and on it goes, until cheerleading practice is over)

And now, some end-of-chapter author's notes!

Okay, since chapter eight won't be up for a while (I'd say it will be up around June 7,2002, in Ohio), I thought I'd give you guys a sneak-peek.  Here goes.

Okay, the group of ten (Ktara, Yata, Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Y. Bakura, Joey, Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, and Shadi) wonders around for about ten days.  Yata ends up somehow getting stuck with Yami as a partner in the 'cycle' (a group of jobs give to groups of two, like cooks, cleaners, gatherers, camp setter uppers, and camp taker downers), which angers her greatly (not to mention that she actually ends up getting stuck to him, in body).  We learn about why she hates Yami, and about their past lifes, and how they are connected.  Seto Kaiba is forced to confront his fear of bears to save Mokuba.  Shadi and Y. Bakura are forced to put away their differences when they get paired together (just in case you didn't know, Shadi was the Egyptian tomb protector, while Y. Bakura was a tomb robber).  And, along with a lot of mishaps, the gang gets split up in a sandstorm (they get split in their pairs, I have no clue why), and then lost in a desert trying to find each other.

So far, the results for the 'Name Y. Bakura' are as follows:  Yuko has zero (0) votes.  Yaro has three (3) votes.  Yuri has zero (0) votes.  Yuki has one (1) vote.  Also, there was a name suggested from a fan.  The name suggested was Yaku.  Yaku has three (3) votes (every review that has a name in it counts for one vote, no matter if it's the same person sending it or not).  So, the names have been narrowed down to Yaku and Yaro.  Sorry if the name you liked has been cut from the runnings.  Let's think of this as Surviver (which I do not own) if you will.  Some names just don't have what it takes to win this contest.  Please review, saying which of these names you like better.  Thank you.

fairysphinx: Well, I hope you guys liked my jokes.  I'll talk to you later!  Bye!