Okay, we're switching off to the people outside now. By the way, I got
back at Forte.
Forte: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DUNK ME IN THE BATHTUB???????????? WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH PAYBACK????????????????
Beelzemon: It was saltwater, and I hid the rust removers.
Forte: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 14 - A little goofing off.
Outside, Bill's waiting in case he's needed, Vega's running from Leena again, who in turn is being chased by Harry again. Leon, Bit, and Jamie thought ahead, and brought a pack of cards. They had already managed to get their battered Zoids out of range of the guns, which happened to be programmed to shoot active Zoids.
"Okay, how about Blackjack?" Leon suggested.
"Nah. Poker." Jamie said.
"GO FISH!!!!!" Bit argued.
"BIT!!!! You made me hungry!!!!" Jamie whined.
"It's not my fault."
"Don't make me peck you."
"Ugh!" Leon groaned as Bit and Jamie started arguing.
"LEENA!!!!!"
"VEGA!!!!!"
"HELP!!!!!!"
If you couldn't tell, we're watching the chase. Harry's still waddling along, but he's surprisingly quick now. Leena's running from Harry and chasing Vega at the same time. Vega was unfortunate enough to be in the lead, because if he slowed down, he'd probably either be trampled, or worse. Then Vega finished his twentieth lap around the huge dome. However, he deviated from the path, and was heading toward Bill.
"Huh? What's that sssound?"
Bill turned to face Vega just as he ran over Bill. Bill got up, glad that it took more than that to seriously or permanently hurt him now that he was a hybrid. Then Leena ran over him, pushing him further into the ground. In agony over his pain he got up in time to see Harry racing toward him.
"Oh good God no."
Then he succumbed to the pain as Harry trampled him.
"Got any Jacks?" Leon asked.
"Go fish!" Bit replied.
"Don't mind if I do." Jamie said.
Before they could ask what he meant, he flew off.
"Okay, maybe we should play another game. every time anyone says go fish, he goes and gets fish out of that river over there. At this rate, he's going to be a giant balloon filled with fish instead of air."
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"Okay, that's not a good joke."
"Sure it is Iceius."
"Remember I'M in charge of aquatic animals, and that INCLUDES fish. Plus I'm not in a laughing mood after chugging down that nasty drink of yours."
"YOU accepted the bet."
"I am SO glad that I'm also in charge of some arctic animals, otherwise they'd die in Eden."
"EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! BIT WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S CHOWING DOWN FASTER THAN I CAN KEEP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Thundar yelped.
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Jamie felt contented now. He was lying down on the riverbank after his meal. All he could think about for the moment was that he was glad the river was overabundant with fish. Then he began to think the fish were tainted when he saw some of the water form into a man. Then he remembered what that shinning guy said about the Elemental knights.
"Let me guess. the elemental knight of water."
"Actually water and ice AND aquatic life. QUIT PIGGING OUT ON THE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"But I was hungry."
"I normally don't mind, since there are a LOT of fish in the oceans, seas, and rivers, BUT YOU'VE BECOME BLOATED WITH HOW MUCH YOU ATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That's not true. OWWW!!!!!! My stomach hurts."
Then Jamie was holding his extended gut in pain from a stomachache.
". Either you ate something tainted along with the fish, or you're not thinking clearly."
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"HEY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BRAIN MUST BE FROZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! PTERODONS LOVE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Earthos shouted to Iceius.
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"Shut up Earthos."
Jamie recognized the name.
"Wasn't he the one that changed all of us?"
"Yes. He and Star scream were bored when they changed you."
"Oh."
"By the way, how are the triplets?" Iceius asked as an insult.
"Huh??? HEY!!!!!!!!!" Jamie shouted when he finally caught on.
"YOU ATE ENOUGH FOR FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"He also looks like he's carrying triplets now. So who's the daddy?" Shadowsis joked.
"Shadowsis, can't you have any CLEAN fun?" Puritus asked.
"I wish there were female Elemental Knights." Shadowsis said, ignorant of the question.
". I hate it when you ignore me."
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"Did not."
"Ugh! Stand up."
Jamie did his best to stand up, but he kept losing balance with the added weight of all that fish. Then he managed after he used his tail as a counterbalance.
"Now what?"
Iceius then made a large mirror out of ice. Jamie jumped when he looked at his reflection.
"Be glad that Earthos made Pterodons with fast metabolisms."
"Geez. I got carried away."
"Carried away, and stuffed for a fiesta is more like it, senor Piñata."
"I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE!!!!!!!!! GO FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bit shouted, still wanting to play that game.
"I'm hungry." Jamie said.
". DAMN YOU EARTHOS!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TO SHADOWSIS' REALM OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"All right already, I'll fix it."
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Then Jamie fell over due to his changing physique. When he got up, he no longer was bloated on fish, or hungry.
"What happened?"
"Earthos fixed your metabolism so that it's at a much saner level. Although still not human."
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jamie and Iceius turn to face Leon and Bit as Leena, Vega, and Harry trample them.
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"He-he-he. THAT was funny.."
"SHADOWSIS!!!!!!!!!!"
"Damn. that had to hurt."
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"I agree Flameus."
". I guess I was lucky when I got hungry before."
Forte: Damn you Wily. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU RUST PROOF ME TO BEGIN WITH??????????
Beelzemon: Revenge is a dish best served with some water.
Forte: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DUNK ME IN THE BATHTUB???????????? WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH PAYBACK????????????????
Beelzemon: It was saltwater, and I hid the rust removers.
Forte: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 14 - A little goofing off.
Outside, Bill's waiting in case he's needed, Vega's running from Leena again, who in turn is being chased by Harry again. Leon, Bit, and Jamie thought ahead, and brought a pack of cards. They had already managed to get their battered Zoids out of range of the guns, which happened to be programmed to shoot active Zoids.
"Okay, how about Blackjack?" Leon suggested.
"Nah. Poker." Jamie said.
"GO FISH!!!!!" Bit argued.
"BIT!!!! You made me hungry!!!!" Jamie whined.
"It's not my fault."
"Don't make me peck you."
"Ugh!" Leon groaned as Bit and Jamie started arguing.
"LEENA!!!!!"
"VEGA!!!!!"
"HELP!!!!!!"
If you couldn't tell, we're watching the chase. Harry's still waddling along, but he's surprisingly quick now. Leena's running from Harry and chasing Vega at the same time. Vega was unfortunate enough to be in the lead, because if he slowed down, he'd probably either be trampled, or worse. Then Vega finished his twentieth lap around the huge dome. However, he deviated from the path, and was heading toward Bill.
"Huh? What's that sssound?"
Bill turned to face Vega just as he ran over Bill. Bill got up, glad that it took more than that to seriously or permanently hurt him now that he was a hybrid. Then Leena ran over him, pushing him further into the ground. In agony over his pain he got up in time to see Harry racing toward him.
"Oh good God no."
Then he succumbed to the pain as Harry trampled him.
"Got any Jacks?" Leon asked.
"Go fish!" Bit replied.
"Don't mind if I do." Jamie said.
Before they could ask what he meant, he flew off.
"Okay, maybe we should play another game. every time anyone says go fish, he goes and gets fish out of that river over there. At this rate, he's going to be a giant balloon filled with fish instead of air."
/////////////////////////
"Okay, that's not a good joke."
"Sure it is Iceius."
"Remember I'M in charge of aquatic animals, and that INCLUDES fish. Plus I'm not in a laughing mood after chugging down that nasty drink of yours."
"YOU accepted the bet."
"I am SO glad that I'm also in charge of some arctic animals, otherwise they'd die in Eden."
"EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! BIT WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S CHOWING DOWN FASTER THAN I CAN KEEP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Thundar yelped.
/////////////////////////
Jamie felt contented now. He was lying down on the riverbank after his meal. All he could think about for the moment was that he was glad the river was overabundant with fish. Then he began to think the fish were tainted when he saw some of the water form into a man. Then he remembered what that shinning guy said about the Elemental knights.
"Let me guess. the elemental knight of water."
"Actually water and ice AND aquatic life. QUIT PIGGING OUT ON THE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"But I was hungry."
"I normally don't mind, since there are a LOT of fish in the oceans, seas, and rivers, BUT YOU'VE BECOME BLOATED WITH HOW MUCH YOU ATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That's not true. OWWW!!!!!! My stomach hurts."
Then Jamie was holding his extended gut in pain from a stomachache.
". Either you ate something tainted along with the fish, or you're not thinking clearly."
/////////////////////////
"HEY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BRAIN MUST BE FROZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! PTERODONS LOVE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Earthos shouted to Iceius.
//////////////////////////////////
"Shut up Earthos."
Jamie recognized the name.
"Wasn't he the one that changed all of us?"
"Yes. He and Star scream were bored when they changed you."
"Oh."
"By the way, how are the triplets?" Iceius asked as an insult.
"Huh??? HEY!!!!!!!!!" Jamie shouted when he finally caught on.
"YOU ATE ENOUGH FOR FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"He also looks like he's carrying triplets now. So who's the daddy?" Shadowsis joked.
"Shadowsis, can't you have any CLEAN fun?" Puritus asked.
"I wish there were female Elemental Knights." Shadowsis said, ignorant of the question.
". I hate it when you ignore me."
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"Did not."
"Ugh! Stand up."
Jamie did his best to stand up, but he kept losing balance with the added weight of all that fish. Then he managed after he used his tail as a counterbalance.
"Now what?"
Iceius then made a large mirror out of ice. Jamie jumped when he looked at his reflection.
"Be glad that Earthos made Pterodons with fast metabolisms."
"Geez. I got carried away."
"Carried away, and stuffed for a fiesta is more like it, senor Piñata."
"I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE!!!!!!!!! GO FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bit shouted, still wanting to play that game.
"I'm hungry." Jamie said.
". DAMN YOU EARTHOS!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TO SHADOWSIS' REALM OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"All right already, I'll fix it."
///////////////////////
Then Jamie fell over due to his changing physique. When he got up, he no longer was bloated on fish, or hungry.
"What happened?"
"Earthos fixed your metabolism so that it's at a much saner level. Although still not human."
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jamie and Iceius turn to face Leon and Bit as Leena, Vega, and Harry trample them.
//////////////////////
"He-he-he. THAT was funny.."
"SHADOWSIS!!!!!!!!!!"
"Damn. that had to hurt."
/////////////////////////
"I agree Flameus."
". I guess I was lucky when I got hungry before."
Forte: Damn you Wily. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU RUST PROOF ME TO BEGIN WITH??????????
Beelzemon: Revenge is a dish best served with some water.