Heeheheeee!!!! I'm back, with the long awaited chapter 3, Part 4 *Part 3 was Unexpected Surprises* of Micheal Doi's Makeover!!! YAY!! *I know ya'll want me to finish Part 3, but I said no, there's not enough story left to finish anyway...oh well* I'm doing this while I'm bored and my internet is out right now. So, I present chapter 3!!!
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Strike: *sighs* Why are we still here, Evui? I'm bored as fuck, I wanna go home...
Evui: Shutup Strike, you sound like a lil' kid whining and complainin'. I'm bored and I wanted to write a fanfic, and this is the best I can come up with...can ya'll gimme some ideas about what to write about?
Strike: The art of killing...*points a gun at my/Evui's head*
Evui: *puts her hand on the gun and lowers it* Noooo...
M-D: *peeks in the room being nosey and wondering what I'm doing* o.o
Evui: Get outta here Mic- Wait...I got it!!!
Strike and M-D: What?!
Evui: *run into the main room* HEY PANDER!!!
Pander: *looks up* -_-
Evui: Don't give me that face, how does a makeover sound!?
Pander: *looks back down* ~_~
Evui: Ugh!! Come on...*drags Pander to the room* *looks at him* First we gotta get all that freaky makeup offa you. Go take a shower.
Pander: -_-....~_~
Evui: -_-
Pander: o.o
Evui: Oo;;;
Pander: -.-....:P
Evui: :D
Pander: XP
Evui: XD
Pander: XD
Evui: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!
Pander: O.O.....u.u *bows head in shame*
Evui: Go...-.-
Pander: *nod, nod* u.u
Evui: *shakes her head and walks away laughing*
Evui: *glances at the TV* "I wanna see my mom?" Spirits? Darkness? People that are scared as hell? Constant whining and sobbing? What kind of freak show is this??? Oh it's Fear...okay...o.o..anywho..
*a half hour, Pander comes out of the shower*
Evui: *glances at him* OMG!!! But a towel on!!!! @_@... Ehhh...*quivers*
Pander: *just stands there* o.o *blink, blink*
Evui: What part of "Put-a-towel-on" Do not you UNDERSTAND!!!!!????? *quivers more* I am mentally scarred for life...
Strike: *runs in the room* IT'S THE RETURN OF THE....OMFG!!!! Put some clothes on!!!! *shudders* Ehhhh....
Pander: *still stands there*
Strike: It's shit like this that makes me hate you....*runs and gets a towel*
Evui: *rubs her temples* Oi...
*10 minutes later*
Evui: Okay, we got that stupid makeup offa you....*looks at him* *thinks* Even with a makeover, you still can't be helped...ugh..oh well...
Pander: *looks in a mirror* ~_~ Am I really that ugly?
Evui: *gasp* YOU SPOKE!! OMG! A-at least we're getting somewhere...Okay, now we need to get you some normal clothes...hold on a sec here, Pander, 'kay?
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: *runs downstairs* *tackles Hiro and strips him*
Hiro: WTF?! Gimme back my clothes! *A/N: Hiro is wearing normal clothes, not his BAG ones...everybody who wears clothes is wearing normal things*
Evui: *runs back upstairs leaving Hiro in his underwear* Okay, here ya go! *hands Pander the clothes* Get dressed.
*5 minutes later*
Pander: *walks out* e.e
Evui: ...The hell?? Have you never wore clothes before? Your head is, like, stickin' out through the sleeve!!! ** And the shirt's inside out...I don't want to have to dress you...*quivers* Do you know how to dress...and, please, put some pants on...
Pander: ...u.u No...I never wore clothes before...
Evui: Do you need someone to help you get dressed??
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: Well it ain't gonna be me, I'll tell ya that right now!! I know...Robo-Z!!!!!! *runs downstairs again*
*10 minutes later*
*Pander comes out with a confused and disturbed look on his face and Robo-Z behind him, staring at me/Evui with his eyes red*
Robo-Z: Possible Target ahead. May consider destroying later. *storms downstairs*
Evui: Over my dead body....anyway, that's much better Pander...
Pander: *crosses his arms angrily* -_-
Evui: What...you don't like it?
Pander: *shakes head*
Evui: Why not?
Pander: I LIKE HEAD THROUGH ARM PART!!!! *frantically tries to take the shirt off and squeeze his head through the sleeve*
Evui: NO!! You don't do that!! Stop it!! *wrestles him to the ground*
*20 minutes later*
Evui: *pant, pant* Damnit, must you be so difficult??
Pander: *sits there angrily*
Evui: Whatever.
*15 minutes later*
Evui: There ya go Pander!!! A wig!! Now you look like you got hair!! It looks much better!!! ^_^
Pander: *looks at himself in mirror* ^.^
Evui: You like?
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: Oh yeah, one more thing...*hands him a matching sock and shoe*
Pander: *takes it* Thank you.
Evui: And another thing.. *takes his watch and replaces it with a Rolex* There we are!! Much better!! Now Are you ready to be presented?
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: Okay!! *takes him down* Here is the new and improved...PANDER!!!
Pander: *walks down and waves* ^.^
BAG dancers: *gasp*
Heat: THAT'S PANDER!!!???
Frida: What a change...he actually looks normal..
Kelly: Is that wig from goat's hair?
Hamm: ...the hell?
Burger Dog: *barks*
Shorty: That watch is purdy!!
Columbo: Squeek, Squee, Squeak!!
Strike: LOL!! That's that fag that came outta the shower with no towel???
Pinky: Ewww, he did? Was his Package big?
Strike: O.o *shudders* Man, you better chill wit' dat' shit..
Tsutomu: Actually, Kelly, the fibers of the wig are carefully weaved wi-
Robo-Z: *BOOM* Target eliminated. Last comment late into conversation.
Hiro: *is covering his crotch with a pillow* Those are my clothes... ;_;
Kitty-N: *is glomping Doi* You do a nice job with the makeovers, Evui!! *kisses Doi on the cheek*
M-D: Heeeelp....pleeease...@_@
McLoad: *roars until he dies*
CC and S: *lights flash up and walks over and licks Pander's hair*
Pander: Eh? O.o;;;
Bio: Can you give ME a makeover?
Gas-O: You're beyond help, dad.
Hustle-Kong: *beats his chest In approval*
Capoiera: *laughs and shrinks a random person's body for the hell of it*
Evui: *looks around* Well that was a good response from the crowd, huh? ^_^
Heheh!! Well that's that! This idea was inspired by Girl Glycerine...I think... I can't read the reviews right now, my Internet isn't hooked up and my parents are sleep...I can only hook up the 'net in my parent's room... I wish Punk Angel could MST this, but they don't let you anymore...u.u...Oh well! Bye bye all!! Oh yeah, give me an idea for a next story.....ya'll are slackin. I hope this helps feed the BAG section, instead of people havin' to keep comin' in to koneko's stories all the time...to many at one time, not enough effort, not worth the space...sorry koneko. SHOUNEN-AI RULES! Heh...9 episodes of Gravitation in a row will do that to ya.
"Made the maddest beast inside, Roared until he died...Roar, roar, ROAR!!!!"
~Miaka-Desu, In a Parody of Lady Marmalade
P.S: I know ya'll keep coming in the Bust-A-Move section looking for new stories, too lazy to write one yourselves. You wanna know how I know that? 'Cause I do it too.
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Strike: *sighs* Why are we still here, Evui? I'm bored as fuck, I wanna go home...
Evui: Shutup Strike, you sound like a lil' kid whining and complainin'. I'm bored and I wanted to write a fanfic, and this is the best I can come up with...can ya'll gimme some ideas about what to write about?
Strike: The art of killing...*points a gun at my/Evui's head*
Evui: *puts her hand on the gun and lowers it* Noooo...
M-D: *peeks in the room being nosey and wondering what I'm doing* o.o
Evui: Get outta here Mic- Wait...I got it!!!
Strike and M-D: What?!
Evui: *run into the main room* HEY PANDER!!!
Pander: *looks up* -_-
Evui: Don't give me that face, how does a makeover sound!?
Pander: *looks back down* ~_~
Evui: Ugh!! Come on...*drags Pander to the room* *looks at him* First we gotta get all that freaky makeup offa you. Go take a shower.
Pander: -_-....~_~
Evui: -_-
Pander: o.o
Evui: Oo;;;
Pander: -.-....:P
Evui: :D
Pander: XP
Evui: XD
Pander: XD
Evui: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!
Pander: O.O.....u.u *bows head in shame*
Evui: Go...-.-
Pander: *nod, nod* u.u
Evui: *shakes her head and walks away laughing*
Evui: *glances at the TV* "I wanna see my mom?" Spirits? Darkness? People that are scared as hell? Constant whining and sobbing? What kind of freak show is this??? Oh it's Fear...okay...o.o..anywho..
*a half hour, Pander comes out of the shower*
Evui: *glances at him* OMG!!! But a towel on!!!! @_@... Ehhh...*quivers*
Pander: *just stands there* o.o *blink, blink*
Evui: What part of "Put-a-towel-on" Do not you UNDERSTAND!!!!!????? *quivers more* I am mentally scarred for life...
Strike: *runs in the room* IT'S THE RETURN OF THE....OMFG!!!! Put some clothes on!!!! *shudders* Ehhhh....
Pander: *still stands there*
Strike: It's shit like this that makes me hate you....*runs and gets a towel*
Evui: *rubs her temples* Oi...
*10 minutes later*
Evui: Okay, we got that stupid makeup offa you....*looks at him* *thinks* Even with a makeover, you still can't be helped...ugh..oh well...
Pander: *looks in a mirror* ~_~ Am I really that ugly?
Evui: *gasp* YOU SPOKE!! OMG! A-at least we're getting somewhere...Okay, now we need to get you some normal clothes...hold on a sec here, Pander, 'kay?
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: *runs downstairs* *tackles Hiro and strips him*
Hiro: WTF?! Gimme back my clothes! *A/N: Hiro is wearing normal clothes, not his BAG ones...everybody who wears clothes is wearing normal things*
Evui: *runs back upstairs leaving Hiro in his underwear* Okay, here ya go! *hands Pander the clothes* Get dressed.
*5 minutes later*
Pander: *walks out* e.e
Evui: ...The hell?? Have you never wore clothes before? Your head is, like, stickin' out through the sleeve!!! ** And the shirt's inside out...I don't want to have to dress you...*quivers* Do you know how to dress...and, please, put some pants on...
Pander: ...u.u No...I never wore clothes before...
Evui: Do you need someone to help you get dressed??
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: Well it ain't gonna be me, I'll tell ya that right now!! I know...Robo-Z!!!!!! *runs downstairs again*
*10 minutes later*
*Pander comes out with a confused and disturbed look on his face and Robo-Z behind him, staring at me/Evui with his eyes red*
Robo-Z: Possible Target ahead. May consider destroying later. *storms downstairs*
Evui: Over my dead body....anyway, that's much better Pander...
Pander: *crosses his arms angrily* -_-
Evui: What...you don't like it?
Pander: *shakes head*
Evui: Why not?
Pander: I LIKE HEAD THROUGH ARM PART!!!! *frantically tries to take the shirt off and squeeze his head through the sleeve*
Evui: NO!! You don't do that!! Stop it!! *wrestles him to the ground*
*20 minutes later*
Evui: *pant, pant* Damnit, must you be so difficult??
Pander: *sits there angrily*
Evui: Whatever.
*15 minutes later*
Evui: There ya go Pander!!! A wig!! Now you look like you got hair!! It looks much better!!! ^_^
Pander: *looks at himself in mirror* ^.^
Evui: You like?
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: Oh yeah, one more thing...*hands him a matching sock and shoe*
Pander: *takes it* Thank you.
Evui: And another thing.. *takes his watch and replaces it with a Rolex* There we are!! Much better!! Now Are you ready to be presented?
Pander: *nod, nod*
Evui: Okay!! *takes him down* Here is the new and improved...PANDER!!!
Pander: *walks down and waves* ^.^
BAG dancers: *gasp*
Heat: THAT'S PANDER!!!???
Frida: What a change...he actually looks normal..
Kelly: Is that wig from goat's hair?
Hamm: ...the hell?
Burger Dog: *barks*
Shorty: That watch is purdy!!
Columbo: Squeek, Squee, Squeak!!
Strike: LOL!! That's that fag that came outta the shower with no towel???
Pinky: Ewww, he did? Was his Package big?
Strike: O.o *shudders* Man, you better chill wit' dat' shit..
Tsutomu: Actually, Kelly, the fibers of the wig are carefully weaved wi-
Robo-Z: *BOOM* Target eliminated. Last comment late into conversation.
Hiro: *is covering his crotch with a pillow* Those are my clothes... ;_;
Kitty-N: *is glomping Doi* You do a nice job with the makeovers, Evui!! *kisses Doi on the cheek*
M-D: Heeeelp....pleeease...@_@
McLoad: *roars until he dies*
CC and S: *lights flash up and walks over and licks Pander's hair*
Pander: Eh? O.o;;;
Bio: Can you give ME a makeover?
Gas-O: You're beyond help, dad.
Hustle-Kong: *beats his chest In approval*
Capoiera: *laughs and shrinks a random person's body for the hell of it*
Evui: *looks around* Well that was a good response from the crowd, huh? ^_^
Heheh!! Well that's that! This idea was inspired by Girl Glycerine...I think... I can't read the reviews right now, my Internet isn't hooked up and my parents are sleep...I can only hook up the 'net in my parent's room... I wish Punk Angel could MST this, but they don't let you anymore...u.u...Oh well! Bye bye all!! Oh yeah, give me an idea for a next story.....ya'll are slackin. I hope this helps feed the BAG section, instead of people havin' to keep comin' in to koneko's stories all the time...to many at one time, not enough effort, not worth the space...sorry koneko. SHOUNEN-AI RULES! Heh...9 episodes of Gravitation in a row will do that to ya.
"Made the maddest beast inside, Roared until he died...Roar, roar, ROAR!!!!"
~Miaka-Desu, In a Parody of Lady Marmalade
P.S: I know ya'll keep coming in the Bust-A-Move section looking for new stories, too lazy to write one yourselves. You wanna know how I know that? 'Cause I do it too.