A/N: I hope you enjoy these. I hope to eventually get all the questions done (who, what, where, when, why, and how) I hope you like these. Please read and review and give me any suggestions you might have. Thanks!--Star*dust
HOW DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
George: On a rocket.
Hermione: Where would chickens get a rocket?
Fred: It was a huge one... model x14doubleqt1.
Draco: It flew.
Harry: Everyone knows chickens don't fly, idiot!
Draco: Oh, yeah, I bet you never saw Goyle fly. He flies like the wind.
Ron: Goyle is not a chicken, although I would like to think of him as being one...
George: It was the biggest rocket I ever saw...
Draco: He is a big scaredy cat, he flies really well-
Hermione: I thought Goyle was a chicken, not a scaredy cat.
Dumbledore: The chicken simply wished himself across on a dream. *he gets all misty eyed and choked up*
Fred: It was the most magnificent thing I have ever seen...
McGonagall: The chicken walked across the road.
Ron: Who said the chicken crossed the road?
Percy: I, of course, helped it to the other side, being the gentleman that I am... blah, blah, blah
George: It was red and yellow and fast and big and...
Filch: Chickens crossing the road? Detention for the rule-breakers!
Sirius: There aren't any "roads" on Hogwart's grounds.
Snape: You did it! *Snape shakes his finger at Sirius* You helped dinner across the road!
Sirius: Dinner, where?
Fred: It was gorgeous. I can't wait to get my hands on one of those...
Winky and Dobby: Did you see the chickens? Where did they go? They is bad chickens. We is supposed to cooking them!
Neville: They were flying on large floating spoons.
Winky: They has the good silverware!
Dobby: Bad chickens! Baaad!
Ron: Who said the chicken crossed the road?
Hermione: Don't be stupid Ron, why would some crazy fanfic author have us give to dumb answers to a stupid question if it never happened.
Ron: Oh, I guess that makes sense then doesn't it.
*Harry stares bewildered at such absurd behavior* Harry: Everyone knows that chickens ride horses across roads.
Fred and George: I would sure hate to be around when that thing blew up though... BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: How did the chicken cross the road?
A: Apparently, on the rocket Fred and George were describing since something blew up!
A/N: Well, wasn't that interesting. For some reason I seem to like having explosives in my Who, what, where, when, why, and how stories. N E way I hope you like it. Please review and give me suggestions or whatever. (Boy, am I hyper or what?)
HOW DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
George: On a rocket.
Hermione: Where would chickens get a rocket?
Fred: It was a huge one... model x14doubleqt1.
Draco: It flew.
Harry: Everyone knows chickens don't fly, idiot!
Draco: Oh, yeah, I bet you never saw Goyle fly. He flies like the wind.
Ron: Goyle is not a chicken, although I would like to think of him as being one...
George: It was the biggest rocket I ever saw...
Draco: He is a big scaredy cat, he flies really well-
Hermione: I thought Goyle was a chicken, not a scaredy cat.
Dumbledore: The chicken simply wished himself across on a dream. *he gets all misty eyed and choked up*
Fred: It was the most magnificent thing I have ever seen...
McGonagall: The chicken walked across the road.
Ron: Who said the chicken crossed the road?
Percy: I, of course, helped it to the other side, being the gentleman that I am... blah, blah, blah
George: It was red and yellow and fast and big and...
Filch: Chickens crossing the road? Detention for the rule-breakers!
Sirius: There aren't any "roads" on Hogwart's grounds.
Snape: You did it! *Snape shakes his finger at Sirius* You helped dinner across the road!
Sirius: Dinner, where?
Fred: It was gorgeous. I can't wait to get my hands on one of those...
Winky and Dobby: Did you see the chickens? Where did they go? They is bad chickens. We is supposed to cooking them!
Neville: They were flying on large floating spoons.
Winky: They has the good silverware!
Dobby: Bad chickens! Baaad!
Ron: Who said the chicken crossed the road?
Hermione: Don't be stupid Ron, why would some crazy fanfic author have us give to dumb answers to a stupid question if it never happened.
Ron: Oh, I guess that makes sense then doesn't it.
*Harry stares bewildered at such absurd behavior* Harry: Everyone knows that chickens ride horses across roads.
Fred and George: I would sure hate to be around when that thing blew up though... BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: How did the chicken cross the road?
A: Apparently, on the rocket Fred and George were describing since something blew up!
A/N: Well, wasn't that interesting. For some reason I seem to like having explosives in my Who, what, where, when, why, and how stories. N E way I hope you like it. Please review and give me suggestions or whatever. (Boy, am I hyper or what?)