When did the chicken cross the road??
A/n: Lots of people have been doing fics about why did the chicken cross the road, well, my fic, is when did the chicken cross the road?? N E way, enjoy!!
Hermione: At precisely half past twelve, minus 6 seconds, plus three minutes.
Ron: She means to say, THE CHICKEN NEVER CROSSED THE STUPID ROAD!!!! Right harry?
Harry: The chicken crossed the road at 2:30 in my dream which means I must destroy it because I am a secret spy!!!..................What did you say??
Ron: Harry are you OK?
Harry: Blank..................Clear!!! Beeep, Beeep, Beep. *Ron and Hermione exchange looks before walking away*
Snape: It crossed the road right in the middle of my potions class, which, caused me to give it detention and loads of homework.
Chicken: I want to know why people think I crossed the road in the first place? And another thing, why should people care. All they want to do is eat me up. Well, I got news for ya, we chickens have formed nuclear weapons and are headed for the White House. Maybe the President can pardon us chickens, then we can torture and eat the people HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Draco: Attack of the killer chickens!! Attack of the killer chickens!! Run for your lives!! Here come the chickens!!
Sirius: Chickens? Oh yes, the ones that got hold of the nuc?? Right, I was talking to them a while back, they're quite ticked.
Lupin: You blasted idiot!!! If they were ticked why did you let them have a nuclear weapon?!?! Run for your lives!!!
Sirius: What's got his chicken??
Fudge: Here they come, brace yourselves. *chickens storm Hogwarts*
Harry: That was it?? They didn't do much did they??
Ron: Where's Fred and George?
Fred and George: Ron tell Mum we're joining forces with the chickens!! See you later!
Moody: My leg! My leg! Those blasted chickens took my leg!!! *Turns around and turns Draco into a wooden leg for himself to wear.*
Hermione: Excuse me!!! Weren't we supposed to be answering the question when did the chicken cross the road?
McGonagall: What's wrong with your eyes??? They just crossed the bloody road ten minutes ago!! They came into the castle and stole Moody's leg!! The question has been answered.
A voice from Moody's leg, otherwise know as Draco: Answer me this: What happened to the nuclear bomb the chickens had??
BOOM! *Everybody died*
Chickens: All right! Party!!!!!!!
Q: When did the chicken cross the road?
A: We may never know....
A/N: Don't ask just think sugar high and everything will be OK!!
Star*dust
A/n: Lots of people have been doing fics about why did the chicken cross the road, well, my fic, is when did the chicken cross the road?? N E way, enjoy!!
Hermione: At precisely half past twelve, minus 6 seconds, plus three minutes.
Ron: She means to say, THE CHICKEN NEVER CROSSED THE STUPID ROAD!!!! Right harry?
Harry: The chicken crossed the road at 2:30 in my dream which means I must destroy it because I am a secret spy!!!..................What did you say??
Ron: Harry are you OK?
Harry: Blank..................Clear!!! Beeep, Beeep, Beep. *Ron and Hermione exchange looks before walking away*
Snape: It crossed the road right in the middle of my potions class, which, caused me to give it detention and loads of homework.
Chicken: I want to know why people think I crossed the road in the first place? And another thing, why should people care. All they want to do is eat me up. Well, I got news for ya, we chickens have formed nuclear weapons and are headed for the White House. Maybe the President can pardon us chickens, then we can torture and eat the people HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Draco: Attack of the killer chickens!! Attack of the killer chickens!! Run for your lives!! Here come the chickens!!
Sirius: Chickens? Oh yes, the ones that got hold of the nuc?? Right, I was talking to them a while back, they're quite ticked.
Lupin: You blasted idiot!!! If they were ticked why did you let them have a nuclear weapon?!?! Run for your lives!!!
Sirius: What's got his chicken??
Fudge: Here they come, brace yourselves. *chickens storm Hogwarts*
Harry: That was it?? They didn't do much did they??
Ron: Where's Fred and George?
Fred and George: Ron tell Mum we're joining forces with the chickens!! See you later!
Moody: My leg! My leg! Those blasted chickens took my leg!!! *Turns around and turns Draco into a wooden leg for himself to wear.*
Hermione: Excuse me!!! Weren't we supposed to be answering the question when did the chicken cross the road?
McGonagall: What's wrong with your eyes??? They just crossed the bloody road ten minutes ago!! They came into the castle and stole Moody's leg!! The question has been answered.
A voice from Moody's leg, otherwise know as Draco: Answer me this: What happened to the nuclear bomb the chickens had??
BOOM! *Everybody died*
Chickens: All right! Party!!!!!!!
Q: When did the chicken cross the road?
A: We may never know....
A/N: Don't ask just think sugar high and everything will be OK!!
Star*dust