What did the chicken cross the road with?

Confidently Draco spoke: The chicken rode across the road on the back of a llama! ALL HAIL THE LLAMA RIDING CHICKEN!

Ron: He's nuts!

Hermione: Bow to the master, bow to the master *She bowed down to the ground each time she said this*

Ron: Don't tell me you believe him, you can't bow to a chicken! Hermione, we eat chickens for goodness sakes! *Ron looks around as several other people start to chant 'bow to the master of chickens'* (Ron runs up to his dorm and goes to sleep.)

Ron: It was all a dream, whew! *He woke up and everyone was asleep*
*They all go to breakfast.*

Ron: mmmmm

Dumbledore: Our newest member of the Hogwarts staff, Mr. Chick-a-lot. *Ron drops his spoon as he realizes for the first time that a chicken a-top a llama is at the staff table.*

Everyone except Ron: Bow to the chicken, Bow to the master.

Ron: You're crazy! Harry! *He yells while shaking Harry* Harry, what did the chicken cross the road with? *Harry stops bowing and blinks very fast before replying*

Harry: The chicken crossed the road with a bottle of vodka.

Ron: OK *The llama disappeared and the chicken was holding a bottle of vodka.*

*Ron laughed out loud*

Draco: No it was a LLAMA!! *vodka turns back into llama*

llama: Yeah! I'm a llama again!

Hermione: The chicken crossed the road with me, we were going on a date!! *Everyone stops and stares at Hermione*

Colin C.: The chicken crossed the road with Harry because it wanted his autograph.

Goyle: The chicken crossed the road with Barney! *Everyone starts singing I love you, you love me...etc.*

Ron: AHHHHHHH!

Lavender: The chicken crossed the road with leather pants because those make him look sooooo hot!

Hermione: Hey! He's my chicken, I went out with him first.

Lavender: Too bad! He's mine now.

McGonagall: Girls, girls. There is no sense fighting over a chicken. You're problem is solved. He's MINE!

Professor Trelawney: The chicken crossed the road with death at it's side *starts weeping for the chicken because she thinks he is going to die.

Ron: The chicken never crossed the road, he didn't cross it with anything by him, near him, or on him, because he never crossed the road in the first place!

*Suddenly the chicken disappears and everyone is eating breakfast. Know one except Ron remembers what happened and he thinks he's crazy because he is the only one who remembers it happened.*

A/N: I know that didn't make a whole lot of sense but do any of them? Well, at least one didn't end in an explosion. LOL. Cya! Please review, thanks!