Where did the chicken cross the road?
Hermione: The chicken crossed the road at 34th and vine and he broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9.
Ron: Why did you have a love potion?
Harry: He didn't cross the road on Privet Drive, Dudley would have eaten there.
Ron: He didn't CROSS the road, he used a PORTKEY to get from one side to the other.
Draco: The chicken crossed the road in the middle of a lake.
Hermione: There are no roads in the middle of a lake!
Draco: My point exactly. He must be a secret AGENT MAN!
Hermione: He still didn't cross a road in the middle of a lake.
Draco: Did too!
Hermione: Did not!
Neville: He crossed the road at Diagon Alley, I tripped over him. He was going to get some ice cream
Draco: Did too!
Snape: Chicken my love!! *runs after the chicken*
Harry: Well, I think that answers why it was crossing the road...
Hermione: Did not!
Ron: It was marching across Cherry Tree Lane. It marched to Peter Gun.
Draco: Did too!
Seamus: What if the chicken crossed the road many years ago when there were no roads?
Harry: Shut up!
Hermione: Did not!
Ron: What if someone was trying to pluck it's feathers?
Harry: Ron, it really doesn't matter if someone was trying to pluck it's feathers, the question we are trying to answer is where did it cross the road.
Ron: Oh
Draco: Did too!
Hermione: Did not! (A/N: will this ever end? Probably not.)
Fred: Chickens are yummy *gets an evil grin on his face*
George: The chicken crossed the road in Fred's stomach.
Draco: Did too!
Hermione: Did not! Wait, what are we arguing about?
Draco: I don't know? Harry, what were we arguing about.
Harry: Whether or not the chicken crossed the road in the middle of a lake.
Draco: Oh yeah! Did too!
Hermione: Did not!
THE END!
Hermione: The chicken crossed the road at 34th and vine and he broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9.
Ron: Why did you have a love potion?
Harry: He didn't cross the road on Privet Drive, Dudley would have eaten there.
Ron: He didn't CROSS the road, he used a PORTKEY to get from one side to the other.
Draco: The chicken crossed the road in the middle of a lake.
Hermione: There are no roads in the middle of a lake!
Draco: My point exactly. He must be a secret AGENT MAN!
Hermione: He still didn't cross a road in the middle of a lake.
Draco: Did too!
Hermione: Did not!
Neville: He crossed the road at Diagon Alley, I tripped over him. He was going to get some ice cream
Draco: Did too!
Snape: Chicken my love!! *runs after the chicken*
Harry: Well, I think that answers why it was crossing the road...
Hermione: Did not!
Ron: It was marching across Cherry Tree Lane. It marched to Peter Gun.
Draco: Did too!
Seamus: What if the chicken crossed the road many years ago when there were no roads?
Harry: Shut up!
Hermione: Did not!
Ron: What if someone was trying to pluck it's feathers?
Harry: Ron, it really doesn't matter if someone was trying to pluck it's feathers, the question we are trying to answer is where did it cross the road.
Ron: Oh
Draco: Did too!
Hermione: Did not! (A/N: will this ever end? Probably not.)
Fred: Chickens are yummy *gets an evil grin on his face*
George: The chicken crossed the road in Fred's stomach.
Draco: Did too!
Hermione: Did not! Wait, what are we arguing about?
Draco: I don't know? Harry, what were we arguing about.
Harry: Whether or not the chicken crossed the road in the middle of a lake.
Draco: Oh yeah! Did too!
Hermione: Did not!
THE END!