Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A/N: I have answered the how, when, what, and where questions. Now I am going to answer the why question. I decided to do something a little bit different because a couple people have already done why did the chicken cross the road fics. So, I decided to do why didn't the chicken cross the road. I hope you enjoy this and the rest of them. Bye!
Ron: Because it didn't want to get to the other side.
Draco: Because he didn't want to get run over by my Mum's crazy driving!!
Harry: I would have crossed the bloody road. Last I heard Snape was in love with the chicken. That is cause enough to run to China!
Snape: Oh, Chicky my love....where are you?
Harry: See, I'd run.
Ron: Oh that is just sick. Does Dumbledore know about this?
Snape: Dumbledore set us up on the blind date. Great man that Dumbledore is. *Gets all misty eyed*
Hermione: It didn't cross the road because there wasn't any road to cross.
Neville: I think the chicken was sleeping.
Hermione: That's dumb, if I was sleeping I would still walk across the road.
Neville: Really? How?
Hermione: One..foot...in...front...of...the...other. Did you take stupid pills this morning or something?
Neville: Are they green with little smiley faces on them?
Hermione: I DON'T KNOW!
Draco: It didn't cross the road because it's not really a chicken, it's a LLAMA!!
Ron: OK, right.
Harry: Maybe it was reading Hogwart's A History. That would take a long time to read.
Ron: Yeah, it must have been reading.
Hermione: Excuse me, but it doesn't take that long to read Hogwart's A History, and you can easily cross a road while reading. I have done it loads of times. You just get a few minor cuts and scrapes when a car hits you. Even when I a semi comes out of nowhere you have to get right back up again and tell yourself, I can do it, I can!
Ron and Harry:*raise eyebrows* Riiiiight.
Draco: It never crossed the road because my Mum ran over it and it died before it could go all the way across the road. SPLAT!!! Haha! Yum, yum. That chicken was the best Christmas Dinner I every had.
Snape: YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU ATE MY DARLING CHICKY POO!!! *starts crying*
Ron: That is really sick.
Hermione: Maybe it didn't cross the road because it didn't want to.
Neville: Maybe it was sad because it couldn't fly.
Harry: Maybe it doesn't know how.
Ron: Maybe there isn't a chicken. What if we have been answering all these questions when there wasn't even a chicken in the first place.
All except Ron: *BURSTS OUT INTO FITS OF LAUGHTER* That the dumbest thing I have ever heard!
A/N: Am I weird for thinking that this sounds like something from a movie where a bunch of teenagers are sitting around a campfire smoking pot and talking about the dumbest things like why the chicken didn't cross the road? OK, anyway, I hope you found that funny. Please read and review!! Thanks so much! --Star*dust
A/N: I have answered the how, when, what, and where questions. Now I am going to answer the why question. I decided to do something a little bit different because a couple people have already done why did the chicken cross the road fics. So, I decided to do why didn't the chicken cross the road. I hope you enjoy this and the rest of them. Bye!
Ron: Because it didn't want to get to the other side.
Draco: Because he didn't want to get run over by my Mum's crazy driving!!
Harry: I would have crossed the bloody road. Last I heard Snape was in love with the chicken. That is cause enough to run to China!
Snape: Oh, Chicky my love....where are you?
Harry: See, I'd run.
Ron: Oh that is just sick. Does Dumbledore know about this?
Snape: Dumbledore set us up on the blind date. Great man that Dumbledore is. *Gets all misty eyed*
Hermione: It didn't cross the road because there wasn't any road to cross.
Neville: I think the chicken was sleeping.
Hermione: That's dumb, if I was sleeping I would still walk across the road.
Neville: Really? How?
Hermione: One..foot...in...front...of...the...other. Did you take stupid pills this morning or something?
Neville: Are they green with little smiley faces on them?
Hermione: I DON'T KNOW!
Draco: It didn't cross the road because it's not really a chicken, it's a LLAMA!!
Ron: OK, right.
Harry: Maybe it was reading Hogwart's A History. That would take a long time to read.
Ron: Yeah, it must have been reading.
Hermione: Excuse me, but it doesn't take that long to read Hogwart's A History, and you can easily cross a road while reading. I have done it loads of times. You just get a few minor cuts and scrapes when a car hits you. Even when I a semi comes out of nowhere you have to get right back up again and tell yourself, I can do it, I can!
Ron and Harry:*raise eyebrows* Riiiiight.
Draco: It never crossed the road because my Mum ran over it and it died before it could go all the way across the road. SPLAT!!! Haha! Yum, yum. That chicken was the best Christmas Dinner I every had.
Snape: YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU ATE MY DARLING CHICKY POO!!! *starts crying*
Ron: That is really sick.
Hermione: Maybe it didn't cross the road because it didn't want to.
Neville: Maybe it was sad because it couldn't fly.
Harry: Maybe it doesn't know how.
Ron: Maybe there isn't a chicken. What if we have been answering all these questions when there wasn't even a chicken in the first place.
All except Ron: *BURSTS OUT INTO FITS OF LAUGHTER* That the dumbest thing I have ever heard!
A/N: Am I weird for thinking that this sounds like something from a movie where a bunch of teenagers are sitting around a campfire smoking pot and talking about the dumbest things like why the chicken didn't cross the road? OK, anyway, I hope you found that funny. Please read and review!! Thanks so much! --Star*dust