Who did the Chicken cross the road with?
A/N: In proper English the title should be something like 'with whom did the chicken cross the road?' but who says that?? OK, anyway, this is the last question to be answered and I may very well write more like this. I don't why I feel like I have to write stuff like this and I have no idea where these ideas come from but I think they are pretty funny and I am getting some good feedback, so I guess you all like this stuff. Thank you very much to all my reviewers of this story now and future readers! Anyway, enough with the psychobabble now on with the show!!! I mean fic....
Hermione: I think he crossed the road with the crossing guard, you can never be too safe, you know.
Ron: That's rubbish, he crossed the road with Victor Krum. Anyone would cross the road with the best quidditch player in the world.
Hermione: He is not the best quidditch player in the world. *She frowns*
Draco: I'M the BEST quidditch player in the WORLD!
Hermione: I wasn't thinking about you, Malfoy!
Ron: Then you must mean...*mouth drops open*
Weasley Twins: Hermione and Harry sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!!
Hermione: Shut up!
Ron: EW!
Harry: It really doesn't matter, because the chicken crossed the road with Lockhart.
Hermione and Ron: LOCKHART!?!?!?!
Harry: Of course, what do you expect when the chicken is getting all this fame. Lockhart of course is giving the chicken tips about being famous.
George: I bet Lockhart fancies the chicken!
Fred: I think Lockhart fancies you George!
Ginny: Snape fancies the chicken.
Hermione: And McGonagall fancies Snape.
Ron: And Mum fancies Lockhart.
Draco: And Hermione fancies Potter.
Harry: Whoa, wait a second, do you guys know how much money we are talking about here?
Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and Weasley twins: What?!?
Draco: Money where?
Harry: That would be a killer soap opera! Hollywood would eat it up! The twisted love triangles are great material. *everyone except Draco gives Harry a funny look*
Draco: Potter you've got something there. We could make millions! *Harry and Draco start discussing plots for their soap opera*
Neville: Maybe the chicken crossed the road with other chickens.
Hermione: Yeah, I bet they were escaping from the kitchens.
Ginny: But I love chicken. I have to have chicken for dinner! *Cries hysterically*
Sirius: *Appears out of nowhere* Dinner, did someone mention dinner and chickens in the same sentence?
Harry talking to Sirius: Did you see who the chicken was crossing the road with?
Sirius: With me of course, I ate him, I was hungry.
Snape: YOU DID IT! YOU ATE MY CHICKY PUMPKINS. *Dissolves into sobs on the ground*
Draco: This is gonna make us millionaires Potter!
Sirius: This reminds me of the old days, the days when I would torture Snapey by eating his chicky poo. That's where our rivalry began...
A/N: That was a bit odd, OK, really odd, but they all are. That's OK I suppose. Look for a speech and a conclusion to this chicken fic soon, and don't forget to check out the Harry Potter contest when it comes out! Bye!--Star*dust
A/N: In proper English the title should be something like 'with whom did the chicken cross the road?' but who says that?? OK, anyway, this is the last question to be answered and I may very well write more like this. I don't why I feel like I have to write stuff like this and I have no idea where these ideas come from but I think they are pretty funny and I am getting some good feedback, so I guess you all like this stuff. Thank you very much to all my reviewers of this story now and future readers! Anyway, enough with the psychobabble now on with the show!!! I mean fic....
Hermione: I think he crossed the road with the crossing guard, you can never be too safe, you know.
Ron: That's rubbish, he crossed the road with Victor Krum. Anyone would cross the road with the best quidditch player in the world.
Hermione: He is not the best quidditch player in the world. *She frowns*
Draco: I'M the BEST quidditch player in the WORLD!
Hermione: I wasn't thinking about you, Malfoy!
Ron: Then you must mean...*mouth drops open*
Weasley Twins: Hermione and Harry sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!!
Hermione: Shut up!
Ron: EW!
Harry: It really doesn't matter, because the chicken crossed the road with Lockhart.
Hermione and Ron: LOCKHART!?!?!?!
Harry: Of course, what do you expect when the chicken is getting all this fame. Lockhart of course is giving the chicken tips about being famous.
George: I bet Lockhart fancies the chicken!
Fred: I think Lockhart fancies you George!
Ginny: Snape fancies the chicken.
Hermione: And McGonagall fancies Snape.
Ron: And Mum fancies Lockhart.
Draco: And Hermione fancies Potter.
Harry: Whoa, wait a second, do you guys know how much money we are talking about here?
Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and Weasley twins: What?!?
Draco: Money where?
Harry: That would be a killer soap opera! Hollywood would eat it up! The twisted love triangles are great material. *everyone except Draco gives Harry a funny look*
Draco: Potter you've got something there. We could make millions! *Harry and Draco start discussing plots for their soap opera*
Neville: Maybe the chicken crossed the road with other chickens.
Hermione: Yeah, I bet they were escaping from the kitchens.
Ginny: But I love chicken. I have to have chicken for dinner! *Cries hysterically*
Sirius: *Appears out of nowhere* Dinner, did someone mention dinner and chickens in the same sentence?
Harry talking to Sirius: Did you see who the chicken was crossing the road with?
Sirius: With me of course, I ate him, I was hungry.
Snape: YOU DID IT! YOU ATE MY CHICKY PUMPKINS. *Dissolves into sobs on the ground*
Draco: This is gonna make us millionaires Potter!
Sirius: This reminds me of the old days, the days when I would torture Snapey by eating his chicky poo. That's where our rivalry began...
A/N: That was a bit odd, OK, really odd, but they all are. That's OK I suppose. Look for a speech and a conclusion to this chicken fic soon, and don't forget to check out the Harry Potter contest when it comes out! Bye!--Star*dust