The Chickens Speak:
A/N: This is otherwise known as the introduction to this story. Martin Luther Chicky Junior is speaking to a crowd of his fellow chickens. They are unhappy about their rolls in some of the fanfiction stories. They are speaking out. Here is Martin Luther Chicky Junior's speech:
Martin Luther Chicky Junior: If I had a dream,
*pauses to look around at his fellow chickens*
it would be
*pauses to look around at his fellow chickens, who are looking at him as he stands on an insanely tall podium, speaking into a tiny microphone, trying to get a point across to his fellow chickens*(A/N: Was that sentence long enough for you?)
to see peace between
*pauses to look around at his fellow chickens who are hanging on every word*
us chickens and humans, namely Harry Potter characters.
*Pauses as those words take a long time to sink into tiny brains of the chicken followers*
If I had a dream
*he continued before pausing to look first to the right at all the chickens and then to the left at all the chickens*
it would be
*pauses as he takes a drink and then stares at some of his fellow chickens*
to put an end
*pauses as he looks, first at the sun, and then out at his fellow chickens*
to the writing of stories
*pauses as his words echo off the chicken feathers. Then he looks at some of his fellow chickens before continuing*
that are offensive to us chickens
*pauses as the names of such stories flash on a wall behind him. Those are: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road fics, When did the chicken cross the road fics, how did the chicken cross the road fics, etc., and fics that have us chickens in them*
If I had a dream
*Pauses to look at the names of the fics flashing behind him and then at his fellow chickens*
It would be to have us chickens triumph over evil fanfic authors such as Star*dust.
*Pauses as cheers from fellow chickens erupt. Then he looks out at his audience composed of fellow chickens*
IF I had a dream, but I don't. Good-bye!
THE END!
A/N: This is otherwise known as the introduction to this story. Martin Luther Chicky Junior is speaking to a crowd of his fellow chickens. They are unhappy about their rolls in some of the fanfiction stories. They are speaking out. Here is Martin Luther Chicky Junior's speech:
Martin Luther Chicky Junior: If I had a dream,
*pauses to look around at his fellow chickens*
it would be
*pauses to look around at his fellow chickens, who are looking at him as he stands on an insanely tall podium, speaking into a tiny microphone, trying to get a point across to his fellow chickens*(A/N: Was that sentence long enough for you?)
to see peace between
*pauses to look around at his fellow chickens who are hanging on every word*
us chickens and humans, namely Harry Potter characters.
*Pauses as those words take a long time to sink into tiny brains of the chicken followers*
If I had a dream
*he continued before pausing to look first to the right at all the chickens and then to the left at all the chickens*
it would be
*pauses as he takes a drink and then stares at some of his fellow chickens*
to put an end
*pauses as he looks, first at the sun, and then out at his fellow chickens*
to the writing of stories
*pauses as his words echo off the chicken feathers. Then he looks at some of his fellow chickens before continuing*
that are offensive to us chickens
*pauses as the names of such stories flash on a wall behind him. Those are: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road fics, When did the chicken cross the road fics, how did the chicken cross the road fics, etc., and fics that have us chickens in them*
If I had a dream
*Pauses to look at the names of the fics flashing behind him and then at his fellow chickens*
It would be to have us chickens triumph over evil fanfic authors such as Star*dust.
*Pauses as cheers from fellow chickens erupt. Then he looks out at his audience composed of fellow chickens*
IF I had a dream, but I don't. Good-bye!
THE END!