Author's Note/ Disclaimer kind of a thing: I know that I said this was like the end of this story and it really is, but the other day I got this e-mail and I totally could not resist because it made me remember how much fun writing this was. So, if you know who this people are, this is pretty hilarious.

So, here is what some other people have to say on the all important subject, and don't forget, I had nothing to do with this, it was an e-mail, I don't know who it was written by, but it's hilarious.

Thanks so much, and don't forget to the check out my other completed story: The Last Laugh.

Have fun!

~Star*dust





--Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH

I don't think I should have to answer that

question.

AL GORE

I invented the chicken. I invented the road.

Therefore, the chicken

crossing the road represented the application

of these two different functions of government in a

new,

re-invented way designed to bring greater services

to the American

people.

RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the original side of the

road had been

polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The

chicken did not reach

the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road

because it was

crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking

American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but

I'll bet it was

getting a government grant to cross the road, and

I'll bet someone out

there is already forming a support group to help

chickens with

crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?

How much more of this

can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road

paid for by their

tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm

talking about your money,

money the government took

from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?

Can't you people see

the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken

was going to

the"other side. "That's what "they" call it - the

"other side." Yes, my

friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that

chicken, you will

become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until

we sort out this

abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with

seemingly harmless

phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes! The chicken crossed the road,

But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where aaalllllll chickens will

be free to cross

roads without having their motives called into

question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed

the road. Someone told

us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was

good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will

be listening to the

chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming

story of how it

overcame a serious case of molting and went on to

accomplish its

lifelong dream of crossing the! road.

JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were

quite justified in

dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

VOLTAIRE

I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I

will defend to the

death its right to do i

KEN STARR

I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road

at the behest of

the President of the United States of America in an

effort to distract

law enforcement officials and the American public

from the criminal

wrongdoing our highest elected official has been

trying to cover up. As

a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the

president's ongoing

and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and

undermine the rule of law.

For that reason, my staff intends to

offer the chic! ken unconditional immunity provided

he cooperates

fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the

chicken will not be

permitted to reach the other side of the road until

our investigation

and any Congressional follow-up investigations have

been completed.

CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How

many more chickens

have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the

chicken crossed the

road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES

I have just released e-Chicken 2003, which will not

only cross roads,

but will lay eggs, file your important documents,

and balance your

checkbook---

and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of

e-Chicken.

EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the

road move beneath the

chicken?

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What

do you mean by

chicken? Could you define chicken please?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN

The road, you will see, represents the black man.

The chicken crossed

the "black man" in order to trample him and keep

him down.





COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one?