Crono and The Amazing Technicolor Headband!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Chrono Trigger(Square does), and I don't own Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat(Andrew Lloyd Webber does)
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Track 2: Crono's Mom and Sons! (Originally Jacob and Sons)
OK, I know Crono is an only child and he's not related to the DBZ people, but work with me here, OK people???
Narrator:
Way way ahead in 1000 AD
Not long before the Day of Lavos came
Crono's mom lived in the land of Guardia
A fine example of a family woman
She's also known as [insert Crono's mom's name here]
But most of the time
Her sons and her friends just called her mom!
Narrator and Chorus:
Crono's mom! Crono's mom and sons!
Narrator:
Men and lady of the mirror, of gel and good looks
Narrator and Chorus:
Crono's mom! Crono's mom and sons!
Narrator:
A remarkable family in anyone's book
Narrator:
Goku is the suspected eldest of the children of Crono's mom
With Gohan and Goten suspected next in line
Vegeta and Trunks and Pan and Bra
Pan and Bra aren't guys but who really cares!
Narrator and Chorus:
Crono's mom! Crono's mom and sons!
Narrator:
Videl and Mr. Satan, which leaves only one…
Narrator and Chorus:
Crono's mom! Crono's mom and sons!
Narrator:
Crono, her only confirmed and live-in son!
Narrator and Chorus:
Crono's mom! Crono's mom and sons!
Crono's mom! Crono's mom and sons!
Crono's mom Crono's mom and sons!
Crono's mom! Crono's mom and sons!
Crono's mom…crono's mom…Chrono's mom…
CRONO'S MOM AND SONS!!!