Crono and The Amazing Technicolor Headband!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Chrono Trigger(Square does), and I don't own Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat(Andrew Lloyd Webber does)
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Crono's Mom:
Crono's father?
He was quite my favorite husband.
I never really loved another all my life
And Crono was
My boy because
He reminded me of him
Narrator:
Through young Crono his mother lived her youth again
She loved him, praised him,
Gave him all she could
But it made the rest
Feel second best
And even though they were…
Brothers:
Being told we have genital warts
Does not put Crono in our hearts!
Narrator:
But where they have really missed the boat is:
Brothers:
We're great lays but no one seems to notice!
Narrator:
Crono's charm and big mouth
Insulted his brothers "way down south." (o.O)
And his mother couldn't see the danger
She could not imagine any danger
She just saw in Crono all her dreams come true
Crono's mom wanted to show the world she loved her son
To make it clear
That Crono was the special one
So Crono's mom bought
Her son a headband
A multicolored headband to wear
Brothers:
Crono's headband was fruity,
But his clothes were fine
The headband's style
Was the ultimate in bad design
We don't know why
It caught mother's eye
But it's fun to sit and stare
Narrator:
And when Crono tried it on
He knew his manly days were gone
Such a silly headband of many colors
How he hated that headband of many colors
In a class below the rest
It never went well with his vest
Such a silly headband of many colors
How he hated that headband of many colors
It was purple and white and pink and orange and blue
And Crono's brothers weren't too pleased with what they saw
Brothers:
We had never liked him all that much before
And now his headband
Has dealt its hand
He feels life is unfair
Narrator:
And when Crono graced the scene
His brothers turned a shade of green
His astounding clothing took the biscuit
Brothers:
Quite the fruitiest person in the district!
Crono:
Mom says I'm handsome
And that I looks smart
She says I'm a walking work of art
Such a stupid band of many colors
How I hate my band of many colors
Everyone:
It was red and yellow and green and brown and blue and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and lilac and fawn and scarlet and mauve and chocolate and cream and crimson and silver and rose and ashen and acid and grey…
Crono:
Mom says I'm handsome
And that I look smart
She says I'm a walking work of art
Such a stupid band of many colors
How I hate my band of colors
It was…
Everyone:
Red and yellow and green and brown and blue