Crono and The Amazing Technicolor Headband!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Chrono Trigger(Square does), and I don't own Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat(Andrew Lloyd Webber does)
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Narrator:
Crono's band annoyed his brothers
Brothers:
But what makes us mad
Are the things that Crono tells us of,
The dreams he's often had
Crono:
I dreamed that in the square one day
I stopped and read a sign
That said that your Tent of Horrors scores
Are far lower than mine
My score was quite a feat to beat
A million or more
Yours were less than 10, I think
A really pitiful score!
Brothers:
This is not the kind of thing
We brothers like to hear
It seems to us that Crono
And his wet dreams should disappear
Crono:
I dreamed I saw 11 Lavos Spawn
Between the sun, the moon, and sky
Bowing down before me and my Lavos!
It made me wonder why
Could it be that I was born for better lays than you?
A lay like a princess…
And maybe a duchess or two
Brothers:
The dreams of our idiot brother are
The millenium's biggest yawn
His B.S. of scores and Lavos Spawn
Are just a lot of crap
Not only is he stupid,
But he's also rather dim
For there's a lot of us and
There's only one of him
Those dreams, of course, will not come true
That is, we THINK they won't come true…
That is, we HOPE they won't come true…
WHAT IF HE'S RIGHT ALL ALONG??
Those dreams are more than crystal-clear,
It's writing on the wall!
And Crono, maybe someday soon
Will beat all of our scores
The accuracy of those dreams, we brothers do not know
But one thing we are sure about…
The fruitcake has to go!!