Author's Note- Hello everyone! Thank you for reading this! Okay, I did not
mention this in the first chapter, but this takes place after the
Fellowship leaves Rivendell. At this point, they have not yet reached
Moria. Thank you.
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He was cold. And wet, because the Orcs had fallen into a stream. And he hurt all over! But did the Orcs care? No! Legolas had tried to cut through the rope earlier, but the magic had burned him. Then, one of the Orcs took his pretty dagger away.
Now Legolas was just huddled up, still in the net, and was slung over an Orc's back. He had tried crying, but all that did was annoy the Orcs. One of them was holding a whip near his head.
He was covered in bruises, and one of his nails had gotten torn off. Yes, the entire nail! The whole finger was black and blue now.
Legolas started sucking on his thumb quietly as the Orcs pranced through the forest.
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Pippin smiled. He was very happy. He had just eaten and Frodo had cleanup duty. Yep, not silly, stupid little Pippin, but Frodo with his big blue eyes that made almost every girl within a mile radius come rushing up to him and asking to be his soulmate!
Ahem. Anyway, Pippin was very happy. He watched peacefully as Gandalf tried to teach tricks to his little bunny rabbit. It turned out that the wizard had a thing for little animals with big blue eyes.
Gandalf was not so happy. The cute innocent looking bunny rabbit had just bit him on his very long nose. It was now a very long and painful nose.
Gimli was asleep again.
Merry and Sam were prancing around the meadow, among the daisies and daffodils.
Boromir was doing… something over by a big rock.
Aragorn was getting worried. Legolas had told him he would be back to do Frodo's nails after dinner, and the Elf was very serious about that sort of thing. Aragorn decided something must have gone wrong.
He gathered all the Fellowship minus Legolas around him and started to talk very seriously. "Everyone," he said, "Legolas is missing."
*Cheering*
"And," he continued, "we must go look for him!"
"Nooooo!" shouted Frodo. He started to run around in circles, clutching his curly brown hair.
"Don't worry Mr. Frodo, I'll protect you," Sam said anxiously.
Frodo stopped running. "You mean, you'll let him do your nails?"
"Ahem," Aragorn said. "If I could please have everyone's attention again. Legolas (no matter how scary he may be) is still a member of the Fellowship. A few days ago, Elrond chose him to represent the Elves on our quest. He is our responsibility!"
"You mean," Boromir interjected, "even though you wanted Arwen to go instead of Legolas, you're making us look for him."
Gandalf peered over Boromir's shoulder. "Um… I do hope you know what you're growing."
"Well," Boromir continued, "Not that I particularly want Arwen here. You two would be off on your own all the time, and then who would take care of the Hobbits?"
Aragorn was not paying attention however. He was staring off into space. "Ew," said Merry, "he's drooling."
"Why is he so spaced out?" Pippin asked innocently. Everyone else ignored him.
Gandalf used his magical wizard vision to look inside Aragorn's mind. A little square picture, like a movie screen, appear a few inches away from Aragorn's right ear. Gandalf saw Arwen and Aragorn together at Rivendell. They were in a dark place…
He stopped looking. Boromir was right behind him and started to watch. Pippin tugged at the man's pants, and Boromir started to lift the Hobbit up. Gandalf slapped then.
Some little droplets of drool fell onto Gimli's face, and he woke up grabbing for his axe. However, Pippin just happened to be in the way, so the Dwarf picked him up and started swinging him around in a blind rage.
"Help! Someone help me!" Pippin yelped. Once again, everyone ignored him.
Gimli finally connected with Aragorn. The future King of Gondor was shattered out of his daydream by a flying Hobbit. "Well," Aragorn said, "Let's go kiss Arwen… I mean, let's go rescue Arwen… I mean, Legolas."
A flowering bush moved and Pippin's head came out of it. "You want us to kiss Legolas?"
Everyone ignored him.
Boromir started cleaning up the camp. Gandalf picked up Glenny and started to stroke her fur fondly. Merry looked at the rabbit hungrily, and Gandalf shielded the rabbit's eyes from Merry. Sam was trying to catch Mr. Frodo and make him pay attention. Gimli went back to sleep.
Pippin started to growl deep in his throat. No one ever, ever, ever listened to him! His eyes narrowed. Well, someday, they would. Someday… they ALL would! And he would get the Lady Arwen to himself!
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The Orcs had stopped moving. Legolas was slapped awake and dumped out of the net. He lay shivering on the ground.
One of the Orcs spoke up. "We… are going to torture you now!" He screamed guttural cries as the others laughed. Then, he pulled out a pair of scissors.
Legolas screamed.
In the background, drums started to play, very quietly.
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In the next chapter- Blond Legolas torture! (Oh, the horror!)
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He was cold. And wet, because the Orcs had fallen into a stream. And he hurt all over! But did the Orcs care? No! Legolas had tried to cut through the rope earlier, but the magic had burned him. Then, one of the Orcs took his pretty dagger away.
Now Legolas was just huddled up, still in the net, and was slung over an Orc's back. He had tried crying, but all that did was annoy the Orcs. One of them was holding a whip near his head.
He was covered in bruises, and one of his nails had gotten torn off. Yes, the entire nail! The whole finger was black and blue now.
Legolas started sucking on his thumb quietly as the Orcs pranced through the forest.
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Pippin smiled. He was very happy. He had just eaten and Frodo had cleanup duty. Yep, not silly, stupid little Pippin, but Frodo with his big blue eyes that made almost every girl within a mile radius come rushing up to him and asking to be his soulmate!
Ahem. Anyway, Pippin was very happy. He watched peacefully as Gandalf tried to teach tricks to his little bunny rabbit. It turned out that the wizard had a thing for little animals with big blue eyes.
Gandalf was not so happy. The cute innocent looking bunny rabbit had just bit him on his very long nose. It was now a very long and painful nose.
Gimli was asleep again.
Merry and Sam were prancing around the meadow, among the daisies and daffodils.
Boromir was doing… something over by a big rock.
Aragorn was getting worried. Legolas had told him he would be back to do Frodo's nails after dinner, and the Elf was very serious about that sort of thing. Aragorn decided something must have gone wrong.
He gathered all the Fellowship minus Legolas around him and started to talk very seriously. "Everyone," he said, "Legolas is missing."
*Cheering*
"And," he continued, "we must go look for him!"
"Nooooo!" shouted Frodo. He started to run around in circles, clutching his curly brown hair.
"Don't worry Mr. Frodo, I'll protect you," Sam said anxiously.
Frodo stopped running. "You mean, you'll let him do your nails?"
"Ahem," Aragorn said. "If I could please have everyone's attention again. Legolas (no matter how scary he may be) is still a member of the Fellowship. A few days ago, Elrond chose him to represent the Elves on our quest. He is our responsibility!"
"You mean," Boromir interjected, "even though you wanted Arwen to go instead of Legolas, you're making us look for him."
Gandalf peered over Boromir's shoulder. "Um… I do hope you know what you're growing."
"Well," Boromir continued, "Not that I particularly want Arwen here. You two would be off on your own all the time, and then who would take care of the Hobbits?"
Aragorn was not paying attention however. He was staring off into space. "Ew," said Merry, "he's drooling."
"Why is he so spaced out?" Pippin asked innocently. Everyone else ignored him.
Gandalf used his magical wizard vision to look inside Aragorn's mind. A little square picture, like a movie screen, appear a few inches away from Aragorn's right ear. Gandalf saw Arwen and Aragorn together at Rivendell. They were in a dark place…
He stopped looking. Boromir was right behind him and started to watch. Pippin tugged at the man's pants, and Boromir started to lift the Hobbit up. Gandalf slapped then.
Some little droplets of drool fell onto Gimli's face, and he woke up grabbing for his axe. However, Pippin just happened to be in the way, so the Dwarf picked him up and started swinging him around in a blind rage.
"Help! Someone help me!" Pippin yelped. Once again, everyone ignored him.
Gimli finally connected with Aragorn. The future King of Gondor was shattered out of his daydream by a flying Hobbit. "Well," Aragorn said, "Let's go kiss Arwen… I mean, let's go rescue Arwen… I mean, Legolas."
A flowering bush moved and Pippin's head came out of it. "You want us to kiss Legolas?"
Everyone ignored him.
Boromir started cleaning up the camp. Gandalf picked up Glenny and started to stroke her fur fondly. Merry looked at the rabbit hungrily, and Gandalf shielded the rabbit's eyes from Merry. Sam was trying to catch Mr. Frodo and make him pay attention. Gimli went back to sleep.
Pippin started to growl deep in his throat. No one ever, ever, ever listened to him! His eyes narrowed. Well, someday, they would. Someday… they ALL would! And he would get the Lady Arwen to himself!
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The Orcs had stopped moving. Legolas was slapped awake and dumped out of the net. He lay shivering on the ground.
One of the Orcs spoke up. "We… are going to torture you now!" He screamed guttural cries as the others laughed. Then, he pulled out a pair of scissors.
Legolas screamed.
In the background, drums started to play, very quietly.
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In the next chapter- Blond Legolas torture! (Oh, the horror!)