Disclaimer: I wish I owned Fushigi Yugi and all of it's hot male senshi warriors but I do not (damn damn damn!).

Tee hee hee, poor Tasuki didn't win the boom box. Oh well, fewer headaches for his fellow senshi. Oh yeah, the words that are in the [brackets] are the translations. You'll see as you read the story.

Tasuki and the TV

Tasuki opened his eyes to find that the remote had taken him to a sunny part of a forest. The air was calm and white puffy clouds floated lazily by overhead, casting cool shadows on the ground. His first thought was that he was back in Konan in the small group of trees at the one end of the palace but then he noticed that the colours of his surroundings appeared too sharp and bright and had black edging each individual object. Where the fuck?… Tasuki wondered as he slowly took in the weird environment. A fly hovered around his face and he swiped at it with his…paw? His eyes widened in horror as he stared at what once had been his normal human hand but now resembled a cat's paw complete with sharp little claws and fur with stripes. The fur ended at his wrist but his skin had taken on that weird coloration of the surroundings. A whimper lodged in his throat and he scrambled over to a nearby stream that was off to one side of him. He looked into the water at his reflection and balked at what he saw. His face had remained the same except now his fangs had grown longer and could be seen coming down over his lower lip. Two ears adorned his head and were the same colour as his paws. His clothing had remained and he even had his tessen strapped to his back. Well thank god for the little things. Tasuki flopped down on the stream bank but yelped in pain as he sat on something. He looked down and saw a striped tail sticking out from his butt.

"Lekka lekka shien!!!"

…Tasuki clapped his paws over his mouth realizing that what he had meant to say hadn't been what had come out.

"Lekka…?" [What the…?]

He cleared his throat and tried again.

"Shien ien shien lekka!?!" [Why can't I talk properly!?!]

Tasuki let out an enraged howl at what was happening to him and ran around in little circles.

"LEKKA!!!" [Fuck!!!]

His fit subdued and he sat back on the sand. Out of the corner of his eye he spotted a weird fish, with a horn coming out of its head, looking at him from the stream.

"Lek lekka lek?" [What the fuck are you looking at?]

The fish popped its head out of the water.

"Goldeen goldeen goldeen," it replied.

That's it…weird horned fish and tails and shit are a sign to get the fuck out of here. Tasuki thought. He shoved himself up from the ground and reached into his pocket for the remote. It wasn't there. Panic surged through Tasuki and he looked around frantically for it. The remote lay on the other edge of the clearing on top of a rock; most likely it had fallen out of his pocket when he had appeared. Tasuki breathed with relief and started for it but stopped suddenly at the sound of voices.

"So Ash how long until we get to Saffron City?"

"I don't know for the last time. You ask me every five seconds!"

Tasuki turned to see three normal human looking people and a weird mouse creature coming down the forest path. As they got closer he also noticed that the humans were exceedingly tall…or that he was very short. Tasuki growled realizing that he was indeed a foot tall, another wonderful new trait he had acquired.

The tallest of the three newcomers suddenly noticed Tasuki standing by the stream.

"Hey Ash! Look!" Brock exclaimed excitedly. Misty squealed in delight,

"Oh how cute! It's a Tasukimon!"

"A Tasukimon? Hmm…" Ash muttered as he flipped open his Pokedex.

"Tasukimon, the fire pokemon. It has extremely powerful flame attacks that it casts by using its small metal fan and can be found mostly in mountainous areas. It has a weakness for water and stays away from it most of the time," the Pokedex explained. Ash grinned and took out a pokeball from his pocket and Tasuki suddenly had a very bad feeling about what was going to happen.

"I'm going to capture it!" shouted Ash eagerly. "Go Pikachu! Thunderbolt attack!"

The little mouse creature gave a happy little "pika" sound and began running towards Tasuki. Halfway there it jumped in the air, concentrated, and a huge volt of lightning appeared from nowhere and crashed at the ground where Tasuki had been standing a moment earlier.

"LEKKA!!" [SHIT!!]

He ran as the lightning continued to crash down around him and eventually his dodging failing and it struck home.

"Lek…ka?" said a very singed Tasuki.

"Good shot Pikachu! Let's finish it off with a thunderwave attack!" shouted Ash, happy at the thought of catching the Tasukimon.

Fuck this shit! Growled Tasuki as anger swept through him. He reached over his shoulder and took out his tessen. Let's hope this shit still works, he prayed.

"Watch out Ash! He's using his fire attack!" warned Misty from the sidelines.

"LEKKA SHIEN!!!!" screamed Tasuki and was ecstatic when the incantation worked and huge flames headed right towards the little lightning casting mouse.

"Pikachu use agility!" commanded Ash. The mouse obeyed and managed to dodge Tasuki's flames.

"Shien!!" [Shit!!]

Pikachu ran straight for Tasuki planning to use his slam attack but Tasuki was not about to give up so easily.

"LEKKA SHIEEENNN!!!" he tried again but this time as he brought down the tessen he plunged it into the ground at his feet. A small flicker of light flashed before a circle of fire surrounded Tasuki and shot outwards in all directions. This time the attack worked and Pikachu, who had run right into it, became a little crisp lightning mouse. It "pika-ed" once before falling over in a faint.

"Shien!" [Alright!] Tasuki said gleefully at the victory. Ash frowned and took a different pokeball from his belt,

"Squirtle I choose you!"

A blue turtle suddenly appeared before Tasuki.

"Surf attack now!" The turtle hopped happily before calling up waves of water. Tasuki felt the blood drain from his face as he watched the gigantic waves heading right for him.

"Shhiiiieeeeeeennnnnnn!!!!" he cried as he ran as fast as he could over to where the remote lay. He fumbled around trying to pick it up with his furry paws and just managed to press the channel change button just before the water engulfed him.

*Hopefully you liked this chapter as much as the last two. I wrote this one when I was really tired (I had just gotten home from a very long camping trip). Please review! :) *