Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yugi and so on and so on (sigh) You know the drill.

Aww poor Tasuki, having to face water and Pikachu all in one day…but he's not done yet! There are at least a few more places that he has to visit :) Bwa ha ha ha ha (very evil and sinister laugh)

Tasuki and the TV

Tasuki smiled dreamily and snuggled back down under the blankets. He was so warm and comfortable he didn't feel like getting up at all. He cracked open one eye then closed it again and groaned. He still wasn't back home. He stretched beneath the covers then froze as he realized that he was sans clothing. He looked down in horror and sure enough he was as naked as he had been the day he was born. The only thing keeping him modest was the white cover, which he was under. Tasuki sat up carefully and pulled the blankets around his waist, frantically searching the room for his clothing. The room was furnished with a couple of metal chairs, the bed (which he was currently in), a dresser, and a window. The room smelled of alcohol and body odours and had weird tubes and lights set up on one of the walls. A single door was the only exit from the room but Tasuki sure the hell wasn't going anywhere in his present state.

He was just about to get up and go over to the dresser when the door was thrown open and a blond haired woman entered. She was wearing the shortest white dress Tasuki had ever seen and the top was unbuttoned allowing Tasuki a view of the top of a very large set of breasts. He gulped and pulled the covers tightly around his chin as the woman approached the bed.

"Where…where the fuck am I?" he stammered as he skidded up the bed as far away from her as he could. The woman smiled, flashing her immaculately white and straight teeth and gave him a sultry look.

"My name is nurse Debbie and you're in Dallas hospital, Mr. Tessen."

"My name isn't Mr. Tessen!" Tasuki said defensively. The blonde pouted her blood red lips and casually ran her hands across the open expanse of her cleavage.

"Oh dear, I'm afraid that I've made a mistake," she whimpered as her hand slowly traveled lower. "I'm a bad bad girl and I need to be punished."

Tasuki's eyes grew wide as her other hand slid along the bed covers and began stroking his thigh. He jumped out of the bed, yanking the covers with him. This caused the nurse to tumble forward and land in an erotic position on the bed. She quickly composed herself and resumed stroking her bared skin.

"Well Mr. Tessen?"

"Well what?!? What the hell's wrong with you!?!" Tasuki yelled at her, backing into a courner of the room.

"Don't you want to punish me with that big tessen of yours?" she groaned as her hand disappeared under her skirt. Tasuki balked and pulled the cover over his head, blocking her from his view. What the fuck is with this psycho? He had to get out of here before she came at him again. He could see the door on the opposite side of the room and he made a wild run for it. He managed to evade the woman and he threw open the door and almost screamed at what was on the other side. Around twenty other women were standing there totally naked and they all looked up as he appeared.

"Hi Mr. Tessen! Why don't you come and play with us!" they all giggled which caused each and every set of their monstrous breasts to bounce up and down. Tasuki gave a cry of fear and slammed the door shut only to turn around and see that nurse Debbie and come up behind him. She backed him against the door and pressed herself against him.

"Get your fucking self off of me!" he cried as he tried to pry off her roaming hands. She licked her lips and moaned.

"Oh Mr. Tessen you make me so hot!"

Tasuki grew furious and picked her up and tossed her back on the bed. She squealed happily as she bounced onto it.

"Yes Mr. Tessen yes!! Do me now!"

Tasuki ran screaming over to the dresser and flung them open. He sobbed with relief upon seeing that his beloved clothes were all there and he frantically began to put them on. He gave a look over to the psycho woman and found that she had lain on her stomach with her ass stuck up in the air.

"I've been a bad girl Mr. Tessen, spank me!" she cried.

"You're a fuckin' psycho!" Tasuki yelled back as he finished dressing. He could feel the remote in his pocket and yanked it out with a successful laugh.

"I'm outta here!" he cried as he pushed the channel change button. Nothing happened.

"Wha? Oh no!!" he sobbed. Suddenly the nurse began to chuckle.

"You need this battery big boy or else it won't work," she said as she held up an AA battery between two fingers.

"Give that back!!" Tasuki ordered. She smiled,

"Get it back yourself," she retorted before bringing the battery to hang over the cleft between her gigantic breasts.

Uh oh! Shit, I have one chance at this, Tasuki thought as he saw the battery begin to drop, heading right for its prison. His senshi symbol flared as he summoned all of his senshi power of speed for his move. In the blink of an eye he ran over to the nurse, managed to grab the battery halfway during its fall and ran back over to the safety of the dresser. The nurse made a startled cry of surprise at her trick not working and pouted her full lips at him.

"That wasn't very fair, Mr. Tessen," she whimpered. Tasuki ignored her as he triumphantly put the battery in the remote. The lights flashed on and he was gone.

*Bwa ha ha ha monstrous breasts! Poor poor Tasuki stuck in such a scary (for him) situation. His whole girl hating thing and all…I'm so mean :p Anyway, where it Tasuki off to next? Keep watching to find out! Please review and let me know what you thought of this chapter :)