Dib and the chihuahua continued down the road, with Dib wondering how women could stand to walk in uncomfortable shoes like the ruby slippers he was forced to wear. After a while, they came to a fork in the road.

Dib: I thought that Warlock guy said the road would lead straight to the Wizard... Oh well, it might be a good time to rest my feet anyway.

Sitting down at the edge of a cornfield, Dib took the opportunity to record his experiences in the Irken city in his Paranormalists' Journal. Before he could finish, he was interrupted by a familiar-sounding voice.

Voice: What'cha doin?

Dib turned around to find what appeared to be Zim's robot, wearing a poorly stitched together scarecrow disguise.

Dib: What does it look like? I am writing some notes down, and then I am going to find the Wizard of Ak, whoever he is. Then I can get...

The scarecrow pointed at Dib's slippers.

Scarecrow: Pretty shoes! Just like the ladies on TV!

Dib turned red.

Dib: I'll have you know that the entire fate of this planet depends on me wearing these shoes! If I took them off for even a second, the witch would take them, and she could use their power to destroy us all! So don't laugh!

The scarecrow looked at Dib quizzically as he gave his somewhat hysterical rant.

Scarecrow: Can I try them on? I wanna look all pretty!

Dib: Didn't you listen too what I just said?

Scarecrow: Um... hmmm.... uh... no.

Dib: Well, you can't.

Scarecrow: Aw, man...

Dib: Um, what is the way to Ak?

The scarecrow pointed in one direction, and Dib headed off in the opposite way.

Dib: Well, seeya.

Scarecrow: Wait! Take me with you! TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Dib: Why should I?

Scarecrow: 'Cause I wanna ask the Wizard for something too...

Dib: What on Ear... I mean Ak, could you possibly want?

If I Only Could Be Sane
Scarecrow: I could be a real smart cookie,
And not a plain ol' rookie,
If I could simply gain,
Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo...
The thing that I do aim for,
And which I could win acclaim for.
If I only could be sane.

I would chat with every piggy,
But that would be no biggie,
For someone with my brain.
Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo...

Dib, sarcastically: Your thoughts would be very fine,
And you'd be another Einstein,
If you only could be sane.

Scarecrow: Oh, I
Could fin'lly try,
To be real smart and wise!
The Scary Monkey Show I would then analyze.
And then I'd sit, and I'd theorize!

It's quite hard to say precisely,
How it would work so nicely.
I cannot... uh...

Dib: Explain?

Scarecrow: Oh, yeah! Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo...
I would just be so happy,
That it really would be sappy,
If I only could be sane.

Dib: Uh, well, that's nice. Seeya!

Scarecrow: TAKE ME WITH YOU! If I don't go I'll be sad and I'll cry and I'll be stuck here and I'll be sad some more and I'll run around and I'll eat all the corn and I'll cry again and...

Dib: If you do go with me, will you behave?

Scarecrow: Okee-dokee!

Dib: Fine...

Scarecrow: Yay! Let's go!

Off to See the Wizard
Dib and Scarecrow: We're off to see the Wizard,
The Wonderful Wizard of Ak.
He knows a lot about everything,
His mind could not ever lack.

If your mind you ever did try to rack,
To think of his faults, you'd be off track!
Off track, off track, off track, off track, off track!
Because for everything he has a knack!

We're off to see the Wizard,
The Wonderful Wizard of Ak!

The trio faded into the distance as they followed the road to the Sapphire city and the Wizard of Ak.