W. North: Why, hello, Dib! What have you been up to these days?
The Warlock of the South giggled softly.
Dib: What have I been up to? I've been on a wild goose chase to find this wizard and get home to Earth, and it all came to nothing! And the whole time, I've been wearing these stupid shoes...
W. South: Hee... I think they look quite fetching...
Dib glared at the Almighty Warlocks and proceeded.
Dib: ...wearing these shoes, thinking that by doing so, I would save the planet from the witch. But, guess what? The witch didn't want the shoes because they were powerful; she just wanted to wear them to something called the Warlocks' Ball!
W. North: Warlocks' Ball? Oh, yeah, that Warlocks' Ball...
W. South: Well, we didn't tell you... but the real reason we thought you should take the shoes... hehe... is that you can use them to get back to Earth!
Dib looked at the two warlocks, who were both trying to hold back laughter.
Dib: C'mon, how gullible do you think I am? The only thing these shoes can do is give someone blisters!
W. North: No, they're really magic shoes!
Dib: Sure. Then why didn't you tell me before?
W. South: Because you had to... learn a valuable lesson before you could use them!
W. North: Yes, exactly! Now, what have you learned?
Dib shrugged.
Dib: I might as well do this; it's my last chance... Well, I learned not to trust certain 'almighty' aliens...
W. South: Hey!
W. North: Look, you upset him!
Dib: Uh, sorry. I learned to never take my boots for granted, and I learned that, no matter how far away I travel, I'll meet people, er, creatures, who are almost exactly like the ones I know at home.
W. South: Well, that's not exactly what we were going for. Anything else?
Dib: Well...
Somewhere Beyond This City (Reprise)
I wished to leave the city,
So I'd see,
New worlds and foreign planets;
A new reality.
I've gone beyond the city.
Now I know,
I should remain on the Earth
To fight my eternal foe.
This place is pure insanity...
I'm sick of its inanity!
No offense...
I've learned to truly see the worth
Of the small planet known as Earth,
I know it's... immense!
Somewhere beyond the city,
I have flown.
I want to go back to Earth now,
As I hope I have shown.
If you warlocks can help me fly
Back to Earth's orbit...
Please, oh please, comply!
W. North: Well, that works... Now, say goodbye to your friends, and we'll show you how to use your shoes! Then, you and your little dog can go home again!
Dib: But this isn't my...
W. North: Whatever. Now, hurry up; we don't have all day!
Dib went up to the lion, tin girl, and scarecrow. He first approached the lion.
Dib: Well, I guess this is goodbye...
Lion: Farewell, filthy human-beast! You must feel great remorse that you will never again look upon my awe-inspiring and mighty visage!
Dib: Sure...
He then went over to the tin girl, who was still playing her game.
Dib: Um, goodbye. I suppose that we'll...
Tin Girl: Quiet! I'm in the middle of a boss!
Dib shrugged and went to the scarecrow.
Dib: Goodbye, scar...
The scarecrow jumped up and grabbed Dib's head.
Scarecrow: I'll miss you most of all! I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL!
Dib put the tearful scarecrow down. He gave a half-hearted smile and waved to the group.
Dib: Uh, seeya!
Dib came back to the two Almighty Warlocks.
Dib: Okay, now will you take me home?
W. South: All you have to do is... uh, close your eyes, click your heels together, and say "there's no place like Rome."
Dib: Rome?
W. North: Or was it Nome?
Dib: Don't you mean "there's no place like home"?
W. North: Uh, sure, that's it! Now go ahead...
Dib shrugged. He finally closed his eyes and clicked his heels together.
Dib: There's no place like home... There's no place like home... There's no place like home...
The warlocks giggled softly at the scene. When they had finally had enough, the Warlock of the North took his wand and zapped Dib, who promptly disappeared.