What's Love Got To Do With It
Yukohana
*Hiei enters the room from the window*
Kuwabara: What's up shrimp?
Hiei: *dagger looks at Kuwabara* I'm here to have a word with you.
Kuwabara: If you're going to tell me how much you idolize me and how much you WANT to be like me… I know that already!
Hiei: Idiot. *notices a VERY busy Yusuke* Hn. A class S youkai doing school works. And you expect yourself to be the ruler of Makai one day?
Yusuke: *gives Hiei a quick glance and a wide grin*
Hiei: 0.0
Kuwabara: *leans closer to Hiei and whispers* In Ningenkai, that is what we call the miracle of love.
Hiei: *was about to laugh really hard, but changes his mind* Hn. *stares at Kuwabara* I thought humans has a thing called toothbrush? How come I have the feeling you don't know about this, human?
Kuwabara: You small tiny little peewee…. Dwarf!
Yusuke: Your vocabulary has improved Kuwa! You should've known those synonyms back in grade school so you have passed the exam in English.
Kuwabara: Shut up Urameshi and do your work if you don't want me to call Keiko. I'm sure she'll be furious when she learns Hiei is here.
Yusuke: I'm pretty sure she will… But of course, I'm not responsible for that. He's here for you, you're here for me… I hope you're getting the picture.
Kuwabara: Missed me already Hiei?
Yusuke: *burst out laughing*
Hiei: Hn. I don't have much time dealing with humans. I'm here to talk to you oaf, don't waste my time.
Kuwabara: *decides to take Hiei seriously* Okay. So, what seems to be our problem? Do you need the help of the powerful and mighty Kuwabara Kazuma?
Hiei: It's about my sister.
Kuwabara: You have a sister?
Yusuke: ^ ^;
Hiei: You don't know?
Kuwabara: Would I ask if I know?
Yusuke: You're always the last to know, Kuwa.
Kuwabara: I was first to know you love Keiko when we were in first grade.
Yusuke: You were the first to assume.
Kuwabara: Oh. Assume. That's what you call it. I'm just assuming after you said all those stuffs about love and what it does…
Yusuke: I love her now… but when we were in first grade…
Kuwabara: Oh come on Yusuke! Will you deny now after how many years had passed? It's proven and obvious, one hundred percent!
Hiei: *sweatdrops* You Bakas! I'm still here for my sister.
Kuwabara: Oh, yeah. I was supposed to say, poor sister….
Hiei: Hn. Yukina.
Kuwabara: Yukina? My Yukina? Where? Where? *runs around*
Hiei: Jerk.
Kuwabara: *stops. seems to be in total shock.* No way.
Yusuke: *still typing* Yes way.
Kuwabara: My poor Yukina…the brother she has been looking for, for a long time is a short-standing, spiky-haired, scary-looking, overconfident, insecure fire demon?! Oh no! What will happen to US? To our promise of love? She knows that you are insecure of my abilities…but…
Yusuke: O.O
Hiei: BAKA!
Kuwabara: Hiei. I'm sorry, because she would choose me over you. I am sorry… from the bottom of my heart.
Hiei: Yukina talked to me about you…
Kuwabara: I knew it!
Hiei: One teardrop from her eyes, I won't hesitate to use my katana and slash your throat.
Yusuke: O,O
Kuwabara: You mean to say you accept defeat against me?
Hiei: Hn. This is not a battle. My sister, unfortunately, loves you. And because I love her, I will let her have the path she wants, even if it's the path to anyone's worst nightmare.
Kuwabara: You… but… I'm so touched! Brother… *was about to hug Hiei*
Hiei: *jumped out of the window in a flash, stood on top of a tree* One teardrop dimwit, remember that.
Kuwabara: *runs to the window, popped his head out* Erm, Hiei? If the teardrop was meant for income… you know… the tiny pearls… It would cost us much and…
Hiei: *killer looks*
Kuwabara: Never mind. I will not make Yukina cry! I assure you that Hiei. Yukina will be happier than she is right now.
Hiei: *mumbles* Idiot. *left*
Kuwabara: *pulled his head out of the window*
Yusuke: See what love can do?
Kuwabara: Yeah… O.O; It can make a heart of stone as soft as a cotton.
~On the park~
*Hiei rests at the tree branch*
Yukohana: *looks up at the tree* Hey Hiei! I can't believe you really did that? Was that really you or a clone? Were you possessed?
Hiei: Hn.
Yukohana: Hey, now don't be rude at me! You had a pretty good part on the story.
Hiei: You made me look mushy back there, caring so much for my sister that I would treat that idiot nicely.
Yukohana: Didn't you like it? That's how you feel about her after all.
Hiei: Hn.
Yukohana: It's nice to shift moods once in a while.
Hiei: They might expect me to be that supportive on Kuwabara-Yukina tandem.
Yukohana: *chuckles*
Hiei: I'm not kidding human.
Yukohana: No. They won't think it that way.
Hiei: Well. Now that you're done with me, maybe you could leave me alone.
Yukohana: How stubborn can you be.
Hiei: And before you go, don't forget the disclaimer's.
Yukohana: Thanks for reminding! You're not as stubborn as I thought.
Hiei: Hn.
Yukohana: Yuyu Hakusho belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi, don't sue me.
Hiei: Reviews?
Yukohana: Yes. Please. Or Hiei will pull his katana and…
-DONE-