Chapter I
The challenge
or
The Offer Found on the Back of a Cereal Box
It was and early summer morning when Yugi Muto got out of bed and slipped on his day clothes. He could hardly beleive he was once again living a normal life. The time interval between the beggining and the end of the Duelist Kingdom dilemma seemed as an eternity. But now he could wake up without a care in the world, but that didn't mean he took it for granted. He was now happy to do chores after what he'd been through. Yugi slid to the table and poured himself new, limited edition, Duel Flakes, with marshmallows shaped (quite poorly) like the Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, Cyber Commander, and Magician of Faith. (Poor Joey, he's the only one who's favorite Duel Monster isn't a marshmallow.) Yugi could have been looking at the nuticion facts,(like I do) but only nerds,(like myself) do that. Instead, he was looking at the back, like most kids do. If only he was a nerd, he would've been reading nutricion facts while finishin of the cereal, but if he was, he wouldn't have got dragged into this crazy adventure, and you'd be reading something else.
"Cool," Yugi said to himself. He read it aloud. (isn't it funny, that people in cartoons read this crap out loud despite the fact they already read it?) "Attention all duelists, come one, come all, the the new annual end of summer Duelist convention, August 31, 2002! (Isn't that strangley the day that Yugi just happens to be reading the cereal box?) You'll have the chance to meet new friends, crush old enemies, and win some never-before-seen promotianal cards..." (Isn't it also funny how half the time no one gives an adress, but the character seems to know where to go anyway? Oh wait...) "...this event will take place in Domino Town." (Never mind.) "Oh Grandpa! canigocanigocanigocanigocanigo!?" (Who didn't see this coming?) "I don't know Yugi, remember last time you were invited to a social event?" His Grandpa asked, reffering to the Duelist Kingdom incedent. (Yeah, Pegasus is probably luring thousands of duelists to this convention through cereal boxes for the sole purpose of stealing Yugi's grandpa's soul, but hey, who knows?) "But Grandpa!" Yugi whined, "Alright alright, you can go." said Yugis Grandpa. (Ah yes, the old cleshae say no then change your mind two seconds later meneuver, very handy in cartoons and short films.) "Thanks Grandpa!" Yugi said, then ran out the door. (Without even a good-bye hug, how rude!) "I need to start taking some reverse-psycology lessons." Mr. Muto murmured as he sat down and turned on the news.
"Today, on Domino News at 7, there's a Duel Monsters Convention being held today. (Isn't strange that as soon as someone turns on the news it just so happens to be related to the conversation that took place five minutes ago?)
And so conludes chapter one. What dangers...
Hey narrarator dude! Shut the frick up! It's two thirty in the frickin morning and I'm trying to wrap this blasted story to a close so I can get some frickin sleep!!
Well sorry...
The challenge
or
The Offer Found on the Back of a Cereal Box
It was and early summer morning when Yugi Muto got out of bed and slipped on his day clothes. He could hardly beleive he was once again living a normal life. The time interval between the beggining and the end of the Duelist Kingdom dilemma seemed as an eternity. But now he could wake up without a care in the world, but that didn't mean he took it for granted. He was now happy to do chores after what he'd been through. Yugi slid to the table and poured himself new, limited edition, Duel Flakes, with marshmallows shaped (quite poorly) like the Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, Cyber Commander, and Magician of Faith. (Poor Joey, he's the only one who's favorite Duel Monster isn't a marshmallow.) Yugi could have been looking at the nuticion facts,(like I do) but only nerds,(like myself) do that. Instead, he was looking at the back, like most kids do. If only he was a nerd, he would've been reading nutricion facts while finishin of the cereal, but if he was, he wouldn't have got dragged into this crazy adventure, and you'd be reading something else.
"Cool," Yugi said to himself. He read it aloud. (isn't it funny, that people in cartoons read this crap out loud despite the fact they already read it?) "Attention all duelists, come one, come all, the the new annual end of summer Duelist convention, August 31, 2002! (Isn't that strangley the day that Yugi just happens to be reading the cereal box?) You'll have the chance to meet new friends, crush old enemies, and win some never-before-seen promotianal cards..." (Isn't it also funny how half the time no one gives an adress, but the character seems to know where to go anyway? Oh wait...) "...this event will take place in Domino Town." (Never mind.) "Oh Grandpa! canigocanigocanigocanigocanigo!?" (Who didn't see this coming?) "I don't know Yugi, remember last time you were invited to a social event?" His Grandpa asked, reffering to the Duelist Kingdom incedent. (Yeah, Pegasus is probably luring thousands of duelists to this convention through cereal boxes for the sole purpose of stealing Yugi's grandpa's soul, but hey, who knows?) "But Grandpa!" Yugi whined, "Alright alright, you can go." said Yugis Grandpa. (Ah yes, the old cleshae say no then change your mind two seconds later meneuver, very handy in cartoons and short films.) "Thanks Grandpa!" Yugi said, then ran out the door. (Without even a good-bye hug, how rude!) "I need to start taking some reverse-psycology lessons." Mr. Muto murmured as he sat down and turned on the news.
"Today, on Domino News at 7, there's a Duel Monsters Convention being held today. (Isn't strange that as soon as someone turns on the news it just so happens to be related to the conversation that took place five minutes ago?)
And so conludes chapter one. What dangers...
Hey narrarator dude! Shut the frick up! It's two thirty in the frickin morning and I'm trying to wrap this blasted story to a close so I can get some frickin sleep!!
Well sorry...