I can't believe that I have made a second chapter on this. * bows head in shame*
WHATS WRONG WITH ME????????????
Anyhooslers, in this chapter Ron does his best to take over the world. God help us.
BOOM!!
Ron Weasly appeared and he let out a terrifying laugh.
'Muahahahahahahahahahahah…cough splutter cough' OK, maybe a mildly daft laugh.
He recovered from his coughing fit and straightened up.
You may be wondering where Ron was, Ron was wondering this too. He seemed to be in a large room and he noticed that he was surrounded by Muggles.
He had apperated from his home because his mother kept on moaning at him to tidy his room , and he didn't want to.
FLASHBACK
'RON WEASLEY! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, YOU ARE NOT BEING SENT TO AZKABAN FOR LIFE IMPRRISONMENT FOR KILLING 15000 PEOPLE UNTILL YOU HAVE TIDED YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
END OF FLASHBACK.
So there he was standing in the middle of what looked like a muggle dinner party.
His first thought was 's**t'
His second thought was 'f**k'
Then his first sensible thought was 'hey, does this mean that I'm not going to Azkaban anymore?'
Then he had another thought 'I'LL USE THE BOOM!! CURSE ON THEM.'(A/n I bet you were wondering when that word would crop up again)
So he whipped out his wand and quicker than you could say 'my auntie went horse riding during the summer holiday in Greece but fell off and broke her arm and had to go to hospital so she could get a metal plate in it. From now on the metal detector at the airport will go off every time she goes through it. She is still in hospital recovering. I have sent flowers, chocolates and cards. She also has been diagnosed with complete and utter insanity and will be moved to a hospital for the clinically insane next week' he had uttered the fatal word BOOM!! And all were dead.
Just everyone was dropping dead Harry appeared.
'When will you die Potter?' he snarled, doing an excellent impression of Draco Malfoy.
'I don't die, I'm the hero of the book' said Harry. He was getting into a bit of a rage.
'I SHALL NEVER DIE BECAUSE I AM THE BOY WHO LIVES!! I'M PRETTY I'M FUN I'M FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE I'M A POET AND DON'T KNOW IT I'M…'
BOOM!!
(a/n OK I'll do something original)
Harry dropped dead. (a/n I lied.)
Ron set off to claim the world as his. But that is another story
The end
I don't know how to say this but I think that there's going to be another chapter.