Sorry but we had nothing to do today so we have wrote another chapter. Sincere apologies to anyone who reads this
At the end of the last chapter Ron had set off to take over the world.
He was doing fine and was just killing his millionth victim when BOOM!! Voldie appeared.
' I've got you now Potter' he laughed evilly '* clears throat* Muahahahahahahahahahah!!!'
'Potter? You bloody buffoon. He's died at least four times in the last two chapters' Said Ron quietly.
'Eh?' said Voldie.
'Daft prick' Muttered Ron
'Whawazat?!' screamed voldie.
'Deaf as a dick' said Ron under his breath.
'TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID POTTER!
'WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME POTTER HAD RED HAIR AND NO LIGHTNING BOLT SCAR!?' Yelled Ron.
'Wait a minute,' said Voldie as realisation dawned on his face, 'your not Potter, your that Mrs Norris ain't you?'
'FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU SILLY OLD GIT, MRS NORRIS IS A CAT!!' Shouted Ron. 'My name is Ron!!!!'
A light bulb appeared over Voldies head.
'You're the one who is always killing potter!'
'CONGRATULATION'S SIR YOU HAVE WON A LUXURY TRIP TO THE CARRIBEAN'
'Really?!'
'No' said Ron
Voldie was disappointed and took a tantrum.
'YOU SAID I WAS GOING TO THE CARRIBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!'Voldie drew out his wand and prepared to use the BOOM!! Curse. 'I'LL GET YOU POTTER!!!' He yelled.
'I give up' said Ron and drew out his own wand to prepare for the BOOM!! Curse
'RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH' they both yelled and……..
BOOM!!
The impact sent them both over a cliff that just so happened to be there.
They both landed on a branch that also just happened to be there.
'NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE GOT US INTO YOU THICK SHITE!!'
' IT WASN'T MY FAULT POTTER!'
'WAS'
'WASN'T'
'WAS'
'WASN'T
Suddenly a voice called out.
'Is anybody down there?!'
'YES! , WHO IS IT? HELP US!!!'
'IT IS I, THE WITTY, THE TALENTED, INDESTRUCTABLE.. AND NOT TO FORGET GOOD LOOKING
HARRY POTTER! WHO IS IT THET NEEDS MY HELP?'
Silence
'HALLO?'
Silence
'Anyone?'
Harry shrugged and walked off leaving Ron and Voldie on the branch.
Will Ron and Voldie survive this terrible ordeal or will the branch break and end their miserable lives?
Will Harry ever die??
Will the authors ever find anything else to do with their time?
Find out next time on BOOM!!