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Episode 1: part 2
ÒWe have now arrived at Otoh Gunga,Ó Piccolo declared gruffly.
ÒSo Piccolo, yousa being returned once again,Ó A weak Gungan soldier said, as he approached the Namekian. ÒYousa being in big doodoo dis time Piccolo. We be taking you te see Boss Dende.Ó With that all the guards took out their electropoles and started jabbing the warrior.
Though ultimately the little electric shocks didnÕt work very well on Piccolo, he disliked the appearance of being manhandled, so he broke all the staffs into 8 pieces with a burst of telekinesis and proceeded to ask the startled soldiers, ÒWhy is it that you slur all your !?! It is really annoying me, so youÕd best stop doing it or else youÕll find yourself blasted into the next dimension!Ó
ÒSorry dude,Ó one of the soldiers said, Òbut George Lucas says that we have to talk like that or else the fanÕs will decide that were not alien enough.
ÒDamn!Ó Piccolo cursed. ÒWell I guess we should go see Dende now.Ó
ÒSilence, you weakling servant guy!Ó Hercule commanded. ÒI make the decisions around here. I say we should go teach that fool Boss Dende why you donÕt mess with jedi master Hercule, or his pitiful servants, Gohan and Piccolo. Now we will go see Boss Dende.Ó
ÒGohan, how do you put up with this guy on such a regular basis?Ó Piccolo asked.
ÒI ignore him, but thatÕs getting really hard to do right now, so I say we just ki blast the jerk as soon as the movieÕs over.Ó
ÒIÕm in,Ó Piccolo agreed with the young demi-sayajin.
in the Great DendeÕs throne room...
The great Hercule advanced upon Boss Dende calmy and with a sudden wave of his hand, he said powerfully, ÒYou will give us transport to Naboo.Ó
ÒNo I wonÕt,Ó Dende replied.
ÒDamnit!Ó Hercule cursed ÒThat always worked for Qui-Gon Jinn. Fine then IÕll have to try my second plan. Please, please provide us with transport for myself and my 2 servants.Ó
ÒOne moment, master,Ó Piccolo cut in, saying the last part dripping with sarcasm. ÒDende, if you donÕt give us a transport, IÕll blow this whole city to shreds.Ó
ÒFine, fine you win. Just leave, or else IÕll have my guards arrest you.Ó
ÒJust try it,Ó Piccolo challenged.
So with that they began their travel to meet with the queen of Naboo.
in the queenÕs palace...
A 3 year old Bra sat upon the throne. She was the youngest queen ever to be elected. Though her father had always told her not to be afraid of anything, she was struck with a horrible fear when she stared at the powerful android before her.
Seeing the childÕs discomfort, Cell quickly used it to his advantage, ÒNow you will sign this treaty, or else IÕll kill you.
ÒNo IÕm gonna do what Daddy always says and be brave. I am the queen and I wonÕt give in no matter what!Ó
ÒFine, then I suppose itÕs time for you to die.Ó
ÒOkay, okay, IÕll sign, just donÕt blast me. ItÕd mess up my clothes and then IÕd be almost as ugly as Pan.Ó
Suddenly, a voice could be heard from above. It was the great Master Hercule. She was saved. ÒI will stop you Cell monster,Ó Mr. Satan said as he swung down on a vine to save Queen Bra, but unfortunately the world champ had miscalculated and missed Bra completely, instead flying facefirst into one of the palace walls. In a flash of golden light Master HerculeÕs apprentice, Gohan, went mystic SSJ2 and beat the crap out of Cell, but before he could save Bra, Hercule burst in. I haved saved you, my queen. We must swiftly get to the ship, before reinforcements arrive.Ó Gesturing to Gohan and Piccolo, he said, ÒCome weaklings, before I am forced to save you once again.Ó
Rolling their eyes, the 2 Z fighters followed their supposed saviour to the ship, hoping they could escape the blockade.
Well what did you think of that chapter? I want your opinions as to whether I should let Vegeta blow up Sebulba during the pod race, blow up the whole pod racing stadium, or whether he should just send the whole planet to hell. IÕd like your opinions, so just e-mail me at kami@pop.gto.net, or post a review with your opinion in it. As always, I request that you post a review and reccomend that you read another story of mine, Mr. SatanÕs Magical Adventure. I think itÕs pretty funny.
Episode 1: part 2
ÒWe have now arrived at Otoh Gunga,Ó Piccolo declared gruffly.
ÒSo Piccolo, yousa being returned once again,Ó A weak Gungan soldier said, as he approached the Namekian. ÒYousa being in big doodoo dis time Piccolo. We be taking you te see Boss Dende.Ó With that all the guards took out their electropoles and started jabbing the warrior.
Though ultimately the little electric shocks didnÕt work very well on Piccolo, he disliked the appearance of being manhandled, so he broke all the staffs into 8 pieces with a burst of telekinesis and proceeded to ask the startled soldiers, ÒWhy is it that you slur all your !?! It is really annoying me, so youÕd best stop doing it or else youÕll find yourself blasted into the next dimension!Ó
ÒSorry dude,Ó one of the soldiers said, Òbut George Lucas says that we have to talk like that or else the fanÕs will decide that were not alien enough.
ÒDamn!Ó Piccolo cursed. ÒWell I guess we should go see Dende now.Ó
ÒSilence, you weakling servant guy!Ó Hercule commanded. ÒI make the decisions around here. I say we should go teach that fool Boss Dende why you donÕt mess with jedi master Hercule, or his pitiful servants, Gohan and Piccolo. Now we will go see Boss Dende.Ó
ÒGohan, how do you put up with this guy on such a regular basis?Ó Piccolo asked.
ÒI ignore him, but thatÕs getting really hard to do right now, so I say we just ki blast the jerk as soon as the movieÕs over.Ó
ÒIÕm in,Ó Piccolo agreed with the young demi-sayajin.
in the Great DendeÕs throne room...
The great Hercule advanced upon Boss Dende calmy and with a sudden wave of his hand, he said powerfully, ÒYou will give us transport to Naboo.Ó
ÒNo I wonÕt,Ó Dende replied.
ÒDamnit!Ó Hercule cursed ÒThat always worked for Qui-Gon Jinn. Fine then IÕll have to try my second plan. Please, please provide us with transport for myself and my 2 servants.Ó
ÒOne moment, master,Ó Piccolo cut in, saying the last part dripping with sarcasm. ÒDende, if you donÕt give us a transport, IÕll blow this whole city to shreds.Ó
ÒFine, fine you win. Just leave, or else IÕll have my guards arrest you.Ó
ÒJust try it,Ó Piccolo challenged.
So with that they began their travel to meet with the queen of Naboo.
in the queenÕs palace...
A 3 year old Bra sat upon the throne. She was the youngest queen ever to be elected. Though her father had always told her not to be afraid of anything, she was struck with a horrible fear when she stared at the powerful android before her.
Seeing the childÕs discomfort, Cell quickly used it to his advantage, ÒNow you will sign this treaty, or else IÕll kill you.
ÒNo IÕm gonna do what Daddy always says and be brave. I am the queen and I wonÕt give in no matter what!Ó
ÒFine, then I suppose itÕs time for you to die.Ó
ÒOkay, okay, IÕll sign, just donÕt blast me. ItÕd mess up my clothes and then IÕd be almost as ugly as Pan.Ó
Suddenly, a voice could be heard from above. It was the great Master Hercule. She was saved. ÒI will stop you Cell monster,Ó Mr. Satan said as he swung down on a vine to save Queen Bra, but unfortunately the world champ had miscalculated and missed Bra completely, instead flying facefirst into one of the palace walls. In a flash of golden light Master HerculeÕs apprentice, Gohan, went mystic SSJ2 and beat the crap out of Cell, but before he could save Bra, Hercule burst in. I haved saved you, my queen. We must swiftly get to the ship, before reinforcements arrive.Ó Gesturing to Gohan and Piccolo, he said, ÒCome weaklings, before I am forced to save you once again.Ó
Rolling their eyes, the 2 Z fighters followed their supposed saviour to the ship, hoping they could escape the blockade.
Well what did you think of that chapter? I want your opinions as to whether I should let Vegeta blow up Sebulba during the pod race, blow up the whole pod racing stadium, or whether he should just send the whole planet to hell. IÕd like your opinions, so just e-mail me at kami@pop.gto.net, or post a review with your opinion in it. As always, I request that you post a review and reccomend that you read another story of mine, Mr. SatanÕs Magical Adventure. I think itÕs pretty funny.