Star Wars DBZ Style
Vegeta: Ha ha ha! This is great! I get to abolish slavery!
Gohan: Do you think you can really do it on your own?
Vegeta: Of course I can brat of Kakkarot. All I have to do is blow up the planet and slavery will cease to exist on Tatooine.
Gohan: But what about your friends?
Vegeta: Those bakas arenÕt my friends. They said I was short.
Gohan: Well they are right.
Vegeta preparing a powerful Final Flash: So much for this planet. Hahahahaha!
Disclaimer: I... donÕt... own... D... B... Z. Damn! That was harder than I expected.
Star Wars Episode 1: Part 3
ÒMaster Satan! We cannot get through the blockade. TheyÕve taken out the shield generator. We need to send out the astromechs to save us.
ÒHey Goten,Ó Trunks said curiously.
ÒYeah Trunks,Ó Goten replied, clueless as usual.
ÒWhy donÕt we go see what all the droids are doing?Ó
ÒBut Trunks, Mr. Lucas said that we couldnÕt be in it till the Jedis go to Coruscant.Ó
ÒCome on Goten! Are you gonna let some baka human order us around !?! LetÕs go find a trash can to put on so we can be a droid too!Ó
ÒBut Trunks, what are we gonna call ourselves?Ó
ÒUm... Well letÕs worry about that later Goten. For now letÕs just follow those droids.
As the 2 demi-sayajins reached the top of the ship, they noticed that all the other droids, except for an extremly dedicated droid called Artoo D2, had been blown away by droid fighters, but when they saw the dozens of enemies approaching they simultaeneously yelled, ÒYes! Target practice!Ó But before the 2 demi-sayajins could open fire upon their enemies, the little droid beside them beeped that it had fixed the generator. Seriously annoyed, the young Prince of the Sayajins blasted away the shield generator and with the shields out of the way, began firing on the droids happily along with his friend Goten.
back in the shipÕs control room...
ÒSir! That little droid got the shields up!Ó
ÒYay!Ó everyone celebrated.
ÒWait, no. Their down again. Some other droid blew the whole generator up.Ó
ÒDarn it!Ó Master Satan yelled. ÒWithout those shields, weÕre helpless!Ó
5 minutes later there wasnÕt a single droid fighter left and the ship went to hyperspace, as a simple astromech had somehow decimated the entire federation battle fleet! Unfortunately, the little droid had also destroyed the shields and destroyed one of the fuel tanks that fed the hyperdrive, so they were stopping on an out of the way planet called Tattooine. But before they arrived, Queen Bra was going to congratulate the little droid, that had blasted away all the fighters, for saving them.
ÒWhat is itÕs designation, Captain,Ó the 3 year old monarch said in a commanding tone, atleast for a cute little toddler.
Staring confusedly at the strangely constructed droid he noticed a big sticker on the top of the droid. ÒIt appears to be called Em-tee onTues.Ó
ÒWell congratulations Em-tee onTues,Ó the young queen said as she planted a large kiss on the front of the the droid. Suddenly a disgusted voice could be heard from within the droid.
ÒEww Trunks, your sister kissed me.Ó
Then another joined it within the droid. ÒShut up Goten, or theyÕll figure out itÕs us.Ó
ÒOh my Kami!Ó Mr. Satan yelled in surprise. ÒThat droid has eaten the great jedi masters Goten and Trunks, heads of the jedi council. ÒWe must save them, or else the incredibly evil Darth Goku will rule the galaxy forever. Here! With my incredible strength, I shall free the great masters Goten and Trunks. Do not worry masters! I and my pitifully weak apprentice Gohan will you save you!Ó
So what did you think? As far as Episode 2 goes, I probably wonÕt do it until this ones done and I know these updates are taking along time, but IÕm also doing major work on 2 other great fics IÕm writing: Chaos and HERCULEan Days. If you havenÕt read them, you should. My reviewers have had nothing but good things to say about them. Well see you when I next update.
Vegeta: Ha ha ha! This is great! I get to abolish slavery!
Gohan: Do you think you can really do it on your own?
Vegeta: Of course I can brat of Kakkarot. All I have to do is blow up the planet and slavery will cease to exist on Tatooine.
Gohan: But what about your friends?
Vegeta: Those bakas arenÕt my friends. They said I was short.
Gohan: Well they are right.
Vegeta preparing a powerful Final Flash: So much for this planet. Hahahahaha!
Disclaimer: I... donÕt... own... D... B... Z. Damn! That was harder than I expected.
Star Wars Episode 1: Part 3
ÒMaster Satan! We cannot get through the blockade. TheyÕve taken out the shield generator. We need to send out the astromechs to save us.
ÒHey Goten,Ó Trunks said curiously.
ÒYeah Trunks,Ó Goten replied, clueless as usual.
ÒWhy donÕt we go see what all the droids are doing?Ó
ÒBut Trunks, Mr. Lucas said that we couldnÕt be in it till the Jedis go to Coruscant.Ó
ÒCome on Goten! Are you gonna let some baka human order us around !?! LetÕs go find a trash can to put on so we can be a droid too!Ó
ÒBut Trunks, what are we gonna call ourselves?Ó
ÒUm... Well letÕs worry about that later Goten. For now letÕs just follow those droids.
As the 2 demi-sayajins reached the top of the ship, they noticed that all the other droids, except for an extremly dedicated droid called Artoo D2, had been blown away by droid fighters, but when they saw the dozens of enemies approaching they simultaeneously yelled, ÒYes! Target practice!Ó But before the 2 demi-sayajins could open fire upon their enemies, the little droid beside them beeped that it had fixed the generator. Seriously annoyed, the young Prince of the Sayajins blasted away the shield generator and with the shields out of the way, began firing on the droids happily along with his friend Goten.
back in the shipÕs control room...
ÒSir! That little droid got the shields up!Ó
ÒYay!Ó everyone celebrated.
ÒWait, no. Their down again. Some other droid blew the whole generator up.Ó
ÒDarn it!Ó Master Satan yelled. ÒWithout those shields, weÕre helpless!Ó
5 minutes later there wasnÕt a single droid fighter left and the ship went to hyperspace, as a simple astromech had somehow decimated the entire federation battle fleet! Unfortunately, the little droid had also destroyed the shields and destroyed one of the fuel tanks that fed the hyperdrive, so they were stopping on an out of the way planet called Tattooine. But before they arrived, Queen Bra was going to congratulate the little droid, that had blasted away all the fighters, for saving them.
ÒWhat is itÕs designation, Captain,Ó the 3 year old monarch said in a commanding tone, atleast for a cute little toddler.
Staring confusedly at the strangely constructed droid he noticed a big sticker on the top of the droid. ÒIt appears to be called Em-tee onTues.Ó
ÒWell congratulations Em-tee onTues,Ó the young queen said as she planted a large kiss on the front of the the droid. Suddenly a disgusted voice could be heard from within the droid.
ÒEww Trunks, your sister kissed me.Ó
Then another joined it within the droid. ÒShut up Goten, or theyÕll figure out itÕs us.Ó
ÒOh my Kami!Ó Mr. Satan yelled in surprise. ÒThat droid has eaten the great jedi masters Goten and Trunks, heads of the jedi council. ÒWe must save them, or else the incredibly evil Darth Goku will rule the galaxy forever. Here! With my incredible strength, I shall free the great masters Goten and Trunks. Do not worry masters! I and my pitifully weak apprentice Gohan will you save you!Ó
So what did you think? As far as Episode 2 goes, I probably wonÕt do it until this ones done and I know these updates are taking along time, but IÕm also doing major work on 2 other great fics IÕm writing: Chaos and HERCULEan Days. If you havenÕt read them, you should. My reviewers have had nothing but good things to say about them. Well see you when I next update.