Star Wars DBZ Style
Veggie-chan: Damn author! That's not my name and why am I playing the innocent little child! I demanded to be the most evil character, not a pitiful little wimp like Anakin!
George Lucas: Calm down Veggie-chan.
Veggie-chan: Shut up!!!!!!!!
George Lucas: We did exactly as you requested. It's just that Annie's evil is hidden, but if you don't like your role then we can always make you Darth Tyrannus in the next film, but of course then you'd have to serve Goku of course.
Veggie-chan: I will not serve that damn fool Kakkarot!
George Lucas oblivious of the change of Veggie's hair to gold and the large ki ball forming in his hand: Fine then. It's settled. Veggie-chan has decided that Annie is the best role for him.
5 minutes later George Lucas is wandering towards King Yemma's check-in station wondering: Did I say something wrong?
Disclaimer: Veggie has promised to take over DBZ for me if I stop calling him that, but until he does I don't own DBZ.
Star Wars Episode 1: part 4
"Master Goku," Cell began hesitantly, recalling the Super Sayajin's incredible, evil powers, "It appears that the queen has escaped."
"Just a second Cell. I'm busy. "As Darth Goku's hologram popped up it became obvious exactly what he was busy with. "Mmmmmm. This food's almost as good as Chi Chi's cooking, but um what were you saying Cell?"
"The princess has escaped our blockade my lord before signing the treaty. Without it our occupation will be ended swiftly."
"Oh ya that's pretty bad and did you say she has treats with her?"
"No lord Goku. I said that she had yet to sign the treaty."
"Oh. I guess I'll send my apprentice, Darth Freeza to stop them."
"But my lord, even your apprentice may have insufficient power to overwhelm the great Hercule. His powers are impressive and even the Super Sayajin abilities of his apprentice are not to be trifled with. I should know. He's kicked my ass twice."
"Did you say Super Sayajin," Freeza asked in horror. "Oh no, not again, I'm to young to die!" Freeza screeched like a little school girl, as he ran around in circles and gizzed all over his new cloak.
"Okay," Goku thought to himself. Time to get a new apprentice and with his formidable force powers he convinced George Lucas to get a new actor, Darth Videl. She was by far the most evil and grosteque being they could possibly imagine and most of all had a death glare that made even Darth Goku shiver. She was perfect!
Tatooine...
"You can't take her Royal Highness here! The Hutts are gangsters and led by their new master Sharpner the Slut they're more dangerous then ever."
"Oh just shut up," Gohan said, blasting former Captain Panaka straight to King Yemma.
Suddenly a small blue-haired figure ran towards the 2 jedi. "I'm coming with you."
"No Bra, you must stay in the ship."
"Don't be silly Gohan, that can't possibly be Bra. The queen has fancy robes and stuff. You're not the queen, right?"
"Um... of course not! I'm Padme Bramidala."
"See my young apprentice. Appearances can be decieving. You must learn not to fall for tricks like me, or else you'll end up believing something stupid like that those gold haired guys beat Cell.
in Dende's used, busted and broken parts shop
"We're looking for some gas for our hyperdive," Master Satan spoke up.
"Fine. That will be 10 trillion senzu dollars."
"I have 100 trillion Hercule dollars."
"Hercule dollars no good, so get the hell out of my shop!"
"Hey, what are you doing here Daddy?" Bra asked curiously.
"I, Vegeta, Prince of the Sayajins, along with my mother, the banshee woman, have been enslaved by Dende and now must serve his every whim."
"Vegeta! Polish my boots!" Dende yelled.
"I, Vegeta, will never do such a thing!"
"Fine then. No food for a week."
"Grr," Vegeta growled as he found himself polishing his master's boots.
"I beg you oh great Master Satan who is far greater then a weakling like me could ever be,-I am going to kill whoever wrote this script- to free me from my cruel bondage so I can perhaps become as incredibly powerful as you are."
That's it! So was it okay? If you like Vegeta, or Freeza sorry for bashing them, but that's what this fic is all about and if anyone actually likes Hercule, as if such a thing could exist, sorry for bashing him all throughout this fic.
Veggie-chan: Damn author! That's not my name and why am I playing the innocent little child! I demanded to be the most evil character, not a pitiful little wimp like Anakin!
George Lucas: Calm down Veggie-chan.
Veggie-chan: Shut up!!!!!!!!
George Lucas: We did exactly as you requested. It's just that Annie's evil is hidden, but if you don't like your role then we can always make you Darth Tyrannus in the next film, but of course then you'd have to serve Goku of course.
Veggie-chan: I will not serve that damn fool Kakkarot!
George Lucas oblivious of the change of Veggie's hair to gold and the large ki ball forming in his hand: Fine then. It's settled. Veggie-chan has decided that Annie is the best role for him.
5 minutes later George Lucas is wandering towards King Yemma's check-in station wondering: Did I say something wrong?
Disclaimer: Veggie has promised to take over DBZ for me if I stop calling him that, but until he does I don't own DBZ.
Star Wars Episode 1: part 4
"Master Goku," Cell began hesitantly, recalling the Super Sayajin's incredible, evil powers, "It appears that the queen has escaped."
"Just a second Cell. I'm busy. "As Darth Goku's hologram popped up it became obvious exactly what he was busy with. "Mmmmmm. This food's almost as good as Chi Chi's cooking, but um what were you saying Cell?"
"The princess has escaped our blockade my lord before signing the treaty. Without it our occupation will be ended swiftly."
"Oh ya that's pretty bad and did you say she has treats with her?"
"No lord Goku. I said that she had yet to sign the treaty."
"Oh. I guess I'll send my apprentice, Darth Freeza to stop them."
"But my lord, even your apprentice may have insufficient power to overwhelm the great Hercule. His powers are impressive and even the Super Sayajin abilities of his apprentice are not to be trifled with. I should know. He's kicked my ass twice."
"Did you say Super Sayajin," Freeza asked in horror. "Oh no, not again, I'm to young to die!" Freeza screeched like a little school girl, as he ran around in circles and gizzed all over his new cloak.
"Okay," Goku thought to himself. Time to get a new apprentice and with his formidable force powers he convinced George Lucas to get a new actor, Darth Videl. She was by far the most evil and grosteque being they could possibly imagine and most of all had a death glare that made even Darth Goku shiver. She was perfect!
Tatooine...
"You can't take her Royal Highness here! The Hutts are gangsters and led by their new master Sharpner the Slut they're more dangerous then ever."
"Oh just shut up," Gohan said, blasting former Captain Panaka straight to King Yemma.
Suddenly a small blue-haired figure ran towards the 2 jedi. "I'm coming with you."
"No Bra, you must stay in the ship."
"Don't be silly Gohan, that can't possibly be Bra. The queen has fancy robes and stuff. You're not the queen, right?"
"Um... of course not! I'm Padme Bramidala."
"See my young apprentice. Appearances can be decieving. You must learn not to fall for tricks like me, or else you'll end up believing something stupid like that those gold haired guys beat Cell.
in Dende's used, busted and broken parts shop
"We're looking for some gas for our hyperdive," Master Satan spoke up.
"Fine. That will be 10 trillion senzu dollars."
"I have 100 trillion Hercule dollars."
"Hercule dollars no good, so get the hell out of my shop!"
"Hey, what are you doing here Daddy?" Bra asked curiously.
"I, Vegeta, Prince of the Sayajins, along with my mother, the banshee woman, have been enslaved by Dende and now must serve his every whim."
"Vegeta! Polish my boots!" Dende yelled.
"I, Vegeta, will never do such a thing!"
"Fine then. No food for a week."
"Grr," Vegeta growled as he found himself polishing his master's boots.
"I beg you oh great Master Satan who is far greater then a weakling like me could ever be,-I am going to kill whoever wrote this script- to free me from my cruel bondage so I can perhaps become as incredibly powerful as you are."
That's it! So was it okay? If you like Vegeta, or Freeza sorry for bashing them, but that's what this fic is all about and if anyone actually likes Hercule, as if such a thing could exist, sorry for bashing him all throughout this fic.