Star Wars DBZ Style
No author notes. Sorry, but every attoounce of creativity has leaked out of my brain.
Disclaimer: No creativity so I'll just say that I don't own DBZ and that I have a wish for the eternal dragon.
Eternal Dragon: What is your wish?
Kami: I wish that Veggie-chan was even weaker than Sharpner.
Eternal Dragon: I'm sorry, but that is not possible. Sharpner has a power level of negative infinity therefore Vegeta cannot be made weaker than him. What is your next wish?
Veggie-chan: Now you will die for trying to make me as weak as some baka human. Die you pitiful Namek! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...etc...etc...
Kami: Damnit! I really wish Vegeta would just shut up!
Eternal Dragon: Your wish is granted. See ya! I'm going to Hawaii!
Kami laughing at Vegeta's inability to speak: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just love accidently being evil!
Star Wars Episode 1: part 5
"I Hercule will now save you Vegeta. I know that your insignificant strength will never be able to match mine, but I will still be nice and take you to the Jedi Temple for judgement. Now I, Master Satan, will use my incredible, manly power to free you from your cruel bondage and-"
"Do you never shut up! I don't care what the script says! I say that it's about time I send this planet on a 1 way trip to the next dimension! As the great jedi and the weakly child Vegeta ran to the ship Vegeta raised 2 fingers and made good on his promise though Sharpner the Slut was not to happy about it.
In Sharpner the Slut's palace...
"What do you mean the whole planet's going to explode! I haven't finished watching this Videl look alike dance for me! To bad I can't ever manage to get the real thing."
On Coruscant...
"Hey I've seen you before! You're the supremely evil Darth Goku!" Bra screeched, seeing the senator of her sovreign planet.
"Do you mean He Who Must Not Be Named!" Hermione screeched!
"Shut up!" Gohan snapped. "You're not even in this fanfic!" and with that he sent her to the next dimension.
"Uh... no I'm not! Why would you think that? I am not Darth Goku, but Senator Goku! How could you ever mistake me for the supremely evil one. Our names don't even sound alike!
Everyone sweatdrops
"Actually dad, Darth Goku and Senator Goku do sort of sound alike."
"Be silent my young apprentice," Master Hercule said as he walked onto the scene. "Your wisdom is not sufficient to comprehend the complexity of this situation. The only possible explanation is that Darth Goku and Senator Goku are twin brothers. One is evil and one is good. What other explanation could there possibly be !?!"
Everyone, even the Hercule fanatics (a.k.a. 99.9% of the DBZ world) sweatdrop.
"I propose that we do the only intelligent thing and propose a vote of no confidence so that Senator Goku may begin undoing his twin's evil plans!"
"Uh...yah...sure... I'll get right on it Master Satan."
Goku with an evil glint in his eye: Muwhahahahahah!!!!!!! (lol can you even imagine Goku with an evil glint in his eye or laughing evily)
Next time: Vegeta comes before the Jedi Council. What mayhem awaits?
please R&R
No author notes. Sorry, but every attoounce of creativity has leaked out of my brain.
Disclaimer: No creativity so I'll just say that I don't own DBZ and that I have a wish for the eternal dragon.
Eternal Dragon: What is your wish?
Kami: I wish that Veggie-chan was even weaker than Sharpner.
Eternal Dragon: I'm sorry, but that is not possible. Sharpner has a power level of negative infinity therefore Vegeta cannot be made weaker than him. What is your next wish?
Veggie-chan: Now you will die for trying to make me as weak as some baka human. Die you pitiful Namek! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...etc...etc...
Kami: Damnit! I really wish Vegeta would just shut up!
Eternal Dragon: Your wish is granted. See ya! I'm going to Hawaii!
Kami laughing at Vegeta's inability to speak: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just love accidently being evil!
Star Wars Episode 1: part 5
"I Hercule will now save you Vegeta. I know that your insignificant strength will never be able to match mine, but I will still be nice and take you to the Jedi Temple for judgement. Now I, Master Satan, will use my incredible, manly power to free you from your cruel bondage and-"
"Do you never shut up! I don't care what the script says! I say that it's about time I send this planet on a 1 way trip to the next dimension! As the great jedi and the weakly child Vegeta ran to the ship Vegeta raised 2 fingers and made good on his promise though Sharpner the Slut was not to happy about it.
In Sharpner the Slut's palace...
"What do you mean the whole planet's going to explode! I haven't finished watching this Videl look alike dance for me! To bad I can't ever manage to get the real thing."
On Coruscant...
"Hey I've seen you before! You're the supremely evil Darth Goku!" Bra screeched, seeing the senator of her sovreign planet.
"Do you mean He Who Must Not Be Named!" Hermione screeched!
"Shut up!" Gohan snapped. "You're not even in this fanfic!" and with that he sent her to the next dimension.
"Uh... no I'm not! Why would you think that? I am not Darth Goku, but Senator Goku! How could you ever mistake me for the supremely evil one. Our names don't even sound alike!
Everyone sweatdrops
"Actually dad, Darth Goku and Senator Goku do sort of sound alike."
"Be silent my young apprentice," Master Hercule said as he walked onto the scene. "Your wisdom is not sufficient to comprehend the complexity of this situation. The only possible explanation is that Darth Goku and Senator Goku are twin brothers. One is evil and one is good. What other explanation could there possibly be !?!"
Everyone, even the Hercule fanatics (a.k.a. 99.9% of the DBZ world) sweatdrop.
"I propose that we do the only intelligent thing and propose a vote of no confidence so that Senator Goku may begin undoing his twin's evil plans!"
"Uh...yah...sure... I'll get right on it Master Satan."
Goku with an evil glint in his eye: Muwhahahahahah!!!!!!! (lol can you even imagine Goku with an evil glint in his eye or laughing evily)
Next time: Vegeta comes before the Jedi Council. What mayhem awaits?
please R&R