The Diary of Bilbo Baggins:

Day One:

Well, we just got here. It's quiet now. Everybody's getting used to their surroundings. I bet that Pippin is already hungry. He always is. Man, I want my ring back! Maybe if I eye Frodo enough, he'll get the hint. I hope we find some food soon. And some shelter. I miss my hobbit hole!

Day Seven:

Lucky for me I found some food. I found some bananas. And kiwi! Sure it's healthy, but I bet we're gonna get sick of it very quickly. The other four hobbits made me the official food finder. I have to wander around this place looking for food. I can't believe how tall these trees are. Do you know how long it took me to climb that bloody tree to get a single banana? And don't even get me started on the kiwi! Frodo was so hungry he ate wood. I think he liked it so much he ate some more… I really want my ring back!

Day Fifteen:

We found a cave to stay in. Frodo complained that the sand was too hot on his feet. He likes the cave much better now. We hid all the food from Merry and Pippin. They've been eating it all lately. And it they think I'm going back out there for more food, then they're wrong! Bilbo Baggins is not climbing another tree again!

Day Twenty One:

Frodo and Sam went fishing. They're really bad at it. They caught coral. That's how bad they are. All I can say is I hope they get better at it cuz I don't wanna starve! Merry and Pippin put on a magic show. Something called "Watch the Food Dissappear." It was quite entertaining to my surprise. All they did was eat food. And to watch Pippin stuff his face while trying to look professional I must say is funny. He makes a horrible assistant. Merry is about the worst magician I've even known. But oh well.

Day Twenty Eight:

Frodo found some coconuts. It's okay. They also caught a fish too. I tried cooking it and got sick after eating it. I guess I didn't cook it right. Oh well. Why didn't Sam cook? He's the chef, not me! We hid the food from Pippin and he finally found it. It's about time. He's a bit slow in the head. The cave is still holding out I guess. I really, really want my Ring! I gotta find a way to get it back! Turning into an orc and attacking Frodo wasn't one of my good plans. It just kinda happened. Sorry Frodo. I just wanted to hold it!

Day Thirty:

Yes! Day thirty is finally here! I am so happy to leave this place! Frodo was running around screaming something about fruit baskets. If he wants fruit, he's gotta get it himself! I am NOT climbing that tree again! Haha, I'd like to see him climb that tree… what if the Ring falls? Oooh! Then I can catch it! Yes! You are a genius Bilbo Baggins! I must go now! Goodbye!