Disclaimer: You know the drill – these characters are not mine – nor did they make me any money – lazy bums!
Oh, and even though this is listed under Pink_Apocalypse this is the work of The All Knowing, All Hating Robinc
A Rant Gone Wrong
By: The All Knowing All Hating Robinc (zell_strife350@yahoo.com)
We enter a room with Tidus talking into a sphere.
Tidus: Ya know I don't see what Wakka has against the Al Bhed. Besides from the Al Bhed psyches the biggest bunch of cheaters in Blits Ball. Rin I'm so confident in you I won't to give you a discount, and Brother nough said. The Al Bhed aren't so bad even though they spread their alphabet around Spira. Well I guess they are kind of annoying.
What really makes me mad are the Guado. The Guado look like some freaky troll mixed with an orangutan and their fashion sense sucks too. Look at their hair for crying out loud, Especially Seymour's. Any race that Seymour can be head of must not be too smart. I mean there set up for disaster with him in charge. That is not saying much about them if Seymour is the Guado that represents them all. Does that mean killing your father is a mark of greatness? For the Guado. How about kidnapping a wife and those pick up lines….
Tidus is cut off by Tromell and the Guado Glories.
Tromell: Stop right there!! You do have a point on half of that stuff but if we did not kidnap wives who would want to marry us? We're freaks.
The Guado Glories: Freaks, freaks, freaks, freaks!!!
The Guado Glories break into song:
We are the Guado, Guado are we
We live underground in a fiberglass tree
We sit on stumps and watch the Farplane,
Every body thinks that we're really lame
Our hairstyles will never be tame.
But all is not well in Guadosalam
Your reneged Summmoner is sending us all
The door flies open and Yuna comes running in, ready to perform a summoning. The Guado Glories shriek in unison.
Guado Glories: Aahhhh!!!!! She is doing it again!! Run away, run away!!
Tromell: See we told you she is crazy. Aahhh!! Save us!!!!
It was too late, the Guados turn into a bunch of flying lights, but it wasn't like Tidus really cared.
Tidus: Thanks a lot Yuna! I couldn't stay that song munch longer. How come all the Guado disappeared? I didn't think they were all dead.
Yuna: You can't be that annoying and except to live. Why do you think the Guados live next to the Farplane, anyway?
Tidus: You have a point, Yuna. I'll just blame my stupidity on Sin's toxin.
***Author's Notes***
This was my first Solo attempt at writing! Hope ya liked it. Please Review Me – I need some R&R.
Or feel free to drop me a line at: zell_strife350@yahoo.com
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