FOTRingwraiths part 2
E/N: Well isn't this a pleasant surprise! The Diabolical PlotBunnies of Doom( haven't abandoned me after all! I found inspiration for a new chappie!! Hope y'all like it, even though it took me ages to update. sorry?
Disclaimer: I am unfortunate enough to say that I do not own any of the LotR characters (Why can't I have Frodo? Why? Why?), locations and others. They all belong to Tolkien. Damn. 'Tis not fair. But let's get this straight. The Diabolical PlotBunnies of Doom( are mine! Mine! MINE I TELL YOU!!!
Summary: the Ringwraiths have set out to destroy the one Ring, with the other Fellowship secretly following them. But will the wraiths really destroy the Ring, or return it to its creator Sauron?
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It was several days after the Ringwraiths had set out from Rivendell. They were now resting inbetween a big pile o' rocks. Or resting? Fellowship #2 as we'd best call them, had snuck up behind them and were now watching them from a place hidden from the Ringwraiths' view.
'So what do you think they're doing?' Frodo asked Gandalf.
'If you wanna know just watch for chrissakes!' the wizard answered agitatedly. They turned their heads back to watch the wraiths. The Witch- King was facing the eight other wraiths, who were lined op in two lines of four behind each other, imitating the movements of the Witch-King.
'And one and two and three and four! Way to go girls, keep it up! Move your feet! One and two-' they heard the Witch-King shriek. Legolas joined Frodo and Gandalf to see what they were doing. Then he noticed the Ringwraiths.
'They're doing bloody morning exercises!' he exclaimed. 'I don't know about you people, but I'm joining!' before they could stop him, the gorgeous elf- prince had jumped up and ran over to the wraiths, joining them in their exercises.
'Ah to Mordor with it! It's been far too long!' Gandalf said and ran after Legolas.
'If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way round. Gandalf! Gandalf?' Gimli said. He looked around and saw both Fellowships doing morning-exercises. He shrugged, put down his axe and joined them.
'One and two and three and- what's that? Hey you guys! Saruman sent us an escort!' the Witch-King suddenly shrieked as he saw something in the distance. All of them turned to watch whatever the Witch-King was now pointing at.
'Crebain from Dunland!' Legolas yelled.
'HIDE!' Aragorn followed Legolas's lead. Fellowship #2 runs and takes cover underneath some rocks. The Ringwraiths sit down and have a nice chat with the birds. After a while the birds fly away.
'Friends of Saruman. The passage south is being watched' a Ringwraith says. 'We must take the pass of Caradhras'
~*~
Aragorn followed the Ringwraiths with his eyes as they walked up the steep and snowy mountains, black dots in an all white landscape. Suddenly the Witch-King stumbles and falls a bit downhill.
'Frodo!' Aragorn yelled. Frodo turned around.
'What?' he asked.
'Boromir.' Aragorn continued. Boromir turned around as well.
'What?!' he said annoyedly. Aragorn shrugged.
'I dunno. The author made me do it'
'Sure she did. And the dog ate my homework' Boromir replied.
'Really! She did!'
'Oh shut up!'
'You shut up!' Aragorn shouted and drew his sword. Boromir in response drew his sword too and they started sword-fighting.
'It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.' Frodo said as he watched them.
'I care not' Sam replied as he ruffled Frodo's hair for no apparent reason.
~*~
A snowstorm caught both Fellowships by surprise. Fellowship #1 was walking ahead of #2, not knowing that they were being followed. Suddenly they could all hear a voice.
'There is a fell voice in the air!' a Ringwraith shrieked.
'It's Saruman!' another one added.
~*~
'He's trying to bring down the mountain!' Aragorn shouted at the members of the other Fellowship. 'Gandalf! We must turn back!'
'No!' Gandalf shouted in reply. 'Lost Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!'* It was of no avail. A bolt of lightning hit the mountain and both Fellowships were covered in snow.
~*~
'We most get off the mountain! Make for the Gap of Rohan! Or take the west road to our city!' Ringwraith #7 (as we shall call him to make it easier) shrieked.
'The Gap of Rohan takes us to close to Isengard!' Ringwraith #5 shrieked in return.
'If we cannot go over the mountain, let us go under it! Let us go through the Mines of Moria!' Ringwraith #8 added.
'Let the Ringbearer decide. Witch-King.' Ringwraith #2 concluded.
'We will go through the Mines.' The Witch-King decided.
'Splendid! Then we might even get to see good old Barry again!' Ringwraith #7 shrieked.
~*~
'They want to go through Moria?' Boromir asked in disbelief. 'They're crazy!'
'Completely mad! Insane!' Aragorn added.
'Lack of brain if you ask me' Legolas said.
'Legolas is right. They do not have a brain.' Gandalf said. 'When they vanished because of their Rings, everything vanished. That includes their brains' he shook his head. 'I sure hope Barry won't be around'
'Who's Barry?' the hobbits asked in unison.
E/N: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Cliffie! Sorry for the short chappie! Next will be longer, I promise! And I will update sooner if you people want me to. Reviews help! Really, they do! I promise! Next up: the Mines of Moria and Dimrill Dale. Ten cookies for everybody who guesses correctly who barry is. Shouldn't be too hard.
*Sleep Caradhras, be still, lie still, hold your wrath!
E/N: Well isn't this a pleasant surprise! The Diabolical PlotBunnies of Doom( haven't abandoned me after all! I found inspiration for a new chappie!! Hope y'all like it, even though it took me ages to update. sorry?
Disclaimer: I am unfortunate enough to say that I do not own any of the LotR characters (Why can't I have Frodo? Why? Why?), locations and others. They all belong to Tolkien. Damn. 'Tis not fair. But let's get this straight. The Diabolical PlotBunnies of Doom( are mine! Mine! MINE I TELL YOU!!!
Summary: the Ringwraiths have set out to destroy the one Ring, with the other Fellowship secretly following them. But will the wraiths really destroy the Ring, or return it to its creator Sauron?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~
It was several days after the Ringwraiths had set out from Rivendell. They were now resting inbetween a big pile o' rocks. Or resting? Fellowship #2 as we'd best call them, had snuck up behind them and were now watching them from a place hidden from the Ringwraiths' view.
'So what do you think they're doing?' Frodo asked Gandalf.
'If you wanna know just watch for chrissakes!' the wizard answered agitatedly. They turned their heads back to watch the wraiths. The Witch- King was facing the eight other wraiths, who were lined op in two lines of four behind each other, imitating the movements of the Witch-King.
'And one and two and three and four! Way to go girls, keep it up! Move your feet! One and two-' they heard the Witch-King shriek. Legolas joined Frodo and Gandalf to see what they were doing. Then he noticed the Ringwraiths.
'They're doing bloody morning exercises!' he exclaimed. 'I don't know about you people, but I'm joining!' before they could stop him, the gorgeous elf- prince had jumped up and ran over to the wraiths, joining them in their exercises.
'Ah to Mordor with it! It's been far too long!' Gandalf said and ran after Legolas.
'If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way round. Gandalf! Gandalf?' Gimli said. He looked around and saw both Fellowships doing morning-exercises. He shrugged, put down his axe and joined them.
'One and two and three and- what's that? Hey you guys! Saruman sent us an escort!' the Witch-King suddenly shrieked as he saw something in the distance. All of them turned to watch whatever the Witch-King was now pointing at.
'Crebain from Dunland!' Legolas yelled.
'HIDE!' Aragorn followed Legolas's lead. Fellowship #2 runs and takes cover underneath some rocks. The Ringwraiths sit down and have a nice chat with the birds. After a while the birds fly away.
'Friends of Saruman. The passage south is being watched' a Ringwraith says. 'We must take the pass of Caradhras'
~*~
Aragorn followed the Ringwraiths with his eyes as they walked up the steep and snowy mountains, black dots in an all white landscape. Suddenly the Witch-King stumbles and falls a bit downhill.
'Frodo!' Aragorn yelled. Frodo turned around.
'What?' he asked.
'Boromir.' Aragorn continued. Boromir turned around as well.
'What?!' he said annoyedly. Aragorn shrugged.
'I dunno. The author made me do it'
'Sure she did. And the dog ate my homework' Boromir replied.
'Really! She did!'
'Oh shut up!'
'You shut up!' Aragorn shouted and drew his sword. Boromir in response drew his sword too and they started sword-fighting.
'It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.' Frodo said as he watched them.
'I care not' Sam replied as he ruffled Frodo's hair for no apparent reason.
~*~
A snowstorm caught both Fellowships by surprise. Fellowship #1 was walking ahead of #2, not knowing that they were being followed. Suddenly they could all hear a voice.
'There is a fell voice in the air!' a Ringwraith shrieked.
'It's Saruman!' another one added.
~*~
'He's trying to bring down the mountain!' Aragorn shouted at the members of the other Fellowship. 'Gandalf! We must turn back!'
'No!' Gandalf shouted in reply. 'Lost Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!'* It was of no avail. A bolt of lightning hit the mountain and both Fellowships were covered in snow.
~*~
'We most get off the mountain! Make for the Gap of Rohan! Or take the west road to our city!' Ringwraith #7 (as we shall call him to make it easier) shrieked.
'The Gap of Rohan takes us to close to Isengard!' Ringwraith #5 shrieked in return.
'If we cannot go over the mountain, let us go under it! Let us go through the Mines of Moria!' Ringwraith #8 added.
'Let the Ringbearer decide. Witch-King.' Ringwraith #2 concluded.
'We will go through the Mines.' The Witch-King decided.
'Splendid! Then we might even get to see good old Barry again!' Ringwraith #7 shrieked.
~*~
'They want to go through Moria?' Boromir asked in disbelief. 'They're crazy!'
'Completely mad! Insane!' Aragorn added.
'Lack of brain if you ask me' Legolas said.
'Legolas is right. They do not have a brain.' Gandalf said. 'When they vanished because of their Rings, everything vanished. That includes their brains' he shook his head. 'I sure hope Barry won't be around'
'Who's Barry?' the hobbits asked in unison.
E/N: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! Cliffie! Sorry for the short chappie! Next will be longer, I promise! And I will update sooner if you people want me to. Reviews help! Really, they do! I promise! Next up: the Mines of Moria and Dimrill Dale. Ten cookies for everybody who guesses correctly who barry is. Shouldn't be too hard.
*Sleep Caradhras, be still, lie still, hold your wrath!