Frodo Baggins: As I walk through the world where I love the shire
I take a look at my life and realize It'd very plain
But that's just perfect for an hobbit like me
You know I read my book everyday
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm eating breakfast
Sam gardens my bag end and Gandalf visits, fool
And I've been eating and talking
That even Bilbo thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the shire I'm into discipline
Got a ring in my hand and a hair on my feet
But if I finish all of my food, and you finish thine
Then tonight were gunna party like its 1299
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
I eat all the time
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
Its hard work and sacrafice
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
We don't have adventures
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
A hobbit boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, infact I wish him well
Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell
I even punched a Took even if he deserved it
A Hobbit with a 'tude? You know unheard thats heard of
I wear loins, and I got a cool ring
And my homies agree I really look good in brown, fool
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid attention to Elrond in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impared
Theres no phones, no radio, no motor cars
Not a single bounderies
Like medevial times, it's as primitive as can be
We been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
Were just plain and simple hobbits
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
There's no time for wishin'
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
We don't have adventures
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
gardening the fields, eating elevenses
visit Gandalf on monday, and one thing and anotha
Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart
Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as Bilbo
I'm the hobbit guy, the little children wanna be like
On my kness day and night, scorin' points for the after life
So don't be vain, and don't be whinney
Or else my brother, I might have to get midevil on your hinney
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
We're all crazy hobbits
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
you'd probably think it's cool
Livin' in an Hobbit paradise
Gandalf: Where did that come from?
Frodo: The author just thought of this up. He's a loco.
Gandalf: First Elrond and now you. Who's next?
Me: *Dark grin*
Gandalf: I shouldn't have asked.
Me: Sauron!
Sauron: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Author's notes. I'm Writing up a very good fic and no it isn't humor right now. but i'm doing, "Ron's mysterious Twin" and i'm going on for a third chapter.
Ok, i want honesty. No rude comments or bad names. If none of my fics were funny, just be very polite enough to say, "It's not my taste. Though i believe some people might find it humorous themselves. But i have different taste. Anyhow, that was a good try."
That is when if you think my fic isn't good. But it's more understandable and highly respectable. do that, and i will be very respectful to your fics.
I take a look at my life and realize It'd very plain
But that's just perfect for an hobbit like me
You know I read my book everyday
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm eating breakfast
Sam gardens my bag end and Gandalf visits, fool
And I've been eating and talking
That even Bilbo thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the shire I'm into discipline
Got a ring in my hand and a hair on my feet
But if I finish all of my food, and you finish thine
Then tonight were gunna party like its 1299
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
I eat all the time
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
Its hard work and sacrafice
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
We don't have adventures
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
A hobbit boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, infact I wish him well
Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell
I even punched a Took even if he deserved it
A Hobbit with a 'tude? You know unheard thats heard of
I wear loins, and I got a cool ring
And my homies agree I really look good in brown, fool
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid attention to Elrond in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impared
Theres no phones, no radio, no motor cars
Not a single bounderies
Like medevial times, it's as primitive as can be
We been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
Were just plain and simple hobbits
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
There's no time for wishin'
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
We don't have adventures
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
gardening the fields, eating elevenses
visit Gandalf on monday, and one thing and anotha
Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart
Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as Bilbo
I'm the hobbit guy, the little children wanna be like
On my kness day and night, scorin' points for the after life
So don't be vain, and don't be whinney
Or else my brother, I might have to get midevil on your hinney
We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
We're all crazy hobbits
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in a Hobbit paradise
you'd probably think it's cool
Livin' in an Hobbit paradise
Gandalf: Where did that come from?
Frodo: The author just thought of this up. He's a loco.
Gandalf: First Elrond and now you. Who's next?
Me: *Dark grin*
Gandalf: I shouldn't have asked.
Me: Sauron!
Sauron: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Author's notes. I'm Writing up a very good fic and no it isn't humor right now. but i'm doing, "Ron's mysterious Twin" and i'm going on for a third chapter.
Ok, i want honesty. No rude comments or bad names. If none of my fics were funny, just be very polite enough to say, "It's not my taste. Though i believe some people might find it humorous themselves. But i have different taste. Anyhow, that was a good try."
That is when if you think my fic isn't good. But it's more understandable and highly respectable. do that, and i will be very respectful to your fics.