Hi all! These are limericks that follow the FotR storyline..mostly the movie, not the book, though events and people from the book that didn't make the movie pop up every so often.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings..wish I did though...if you want to be technical about it, I wish I owned Legolas or Boromir. Also, there are very few true quotes...True quotes are very difficult to stick in limericks.
I also did not write all these limericks. If the limericks weren't written by me, I'll have the s/n of who did next to it.
These nine limericks were written by
A certain Lil'Hobbit and I.
We wrote all this
Hope we didn't miss
Any major events, even one's that make you cry!
Lord Sauron forged some rings.
And they were real powerful things.
Twenty he made,
Nineteen he gave
To humans, dwarves, and elf kings.
The Free Peoples waged a huge war
With shields and a small dinosaur.
Fighting they tried
Some of them died.
They saw lots of blood, guts, and gore.
Well Isildur, betrayed, did die,
From a poisoned cranberry pie.
The ring was lost
In season frost,
And very quickly time did fly.
The ring that was lost was forgot,
And finding it, people did not.
And so it was said
That Sauron was dead.
At least, that's what everyone thought.
Years later, this one little scout
Named Bilbo, went searching about.
When Gollum he met,
Over riddles he fret.
With a ring, he found a way out.
The ring that with Bilbo did stay
Made life longer, many a day.
Until this one year,
He did disappear.
"Just like magic!" the Hobbits did say.
Two Hobbits, named Pippin and Merry
Were small and a little bit hairy
The fireworks they blew
The mischievious two
The lights in the sky got real scary.
When Bilbo, Gandalf surprised,
"You frightened me!" Bilbo replised.
"Where is the ring?"
"My gold, precious thing?"
"Leave it," the wizard advised.
Young Frodo did come to the door
And found the ring on the floor.
"What must I do?"
"Give Sauron a shoe.
"Not really, to this, there's much more."
Reviews we really would like.
Our imagination and will it would spike.
It won't take long;
We don't ask for a song!
Just whether you did or did not like.