Disclaimer: These were written by Elf-Baby. Also, I don't own Lord of the Rings.
So the story Gandalf did lay plain
To Frodo, about Isildur's Bane.
And Sauron's evil story,
It 'twas rather gory,
How the world will be in darkness and pain.
There is no time to waste.
Get changed and pack, make haste.
You're off to Bree,
Where you'll meet me
B'fore a Nazgul beats you to paste!
So Frodo did rush out the door.
Crossed over field and moor.
With Sam at his side
"Let's hurry!" he cried
And they traveled til their feet were sore.
In the cornfields Sam looked around.
"Mr Frodo!" but there was no sound.
Frodo had disappeared,
But then reappeared
Frodo had just covered more ground.
"It's just something Gandalf told me,
'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.'
You're my best friend
I'll be with you till the end
And leave you,I don't mean to, you see."
"But Sam, we're still in the Shire.
What can possibly be so dire?"
Then Pippin and Merry,
with veggies to carry,
banged into them with all their attire.
They ran from the Farmer then stopped.
They teetered at the cliff edge on top.
But Sam with his pot
Ran right into the lot.
And they all tumbled and landed with a pop.
"I've broken something!" Merry cried.
Then relieved, a broken carrot he spied.
They'd landed right on the path,
of the Nazgul's wrath,
so under a tree they shied.
In silence they sat in the tree
Through the roots what did Frodo see?
A black frothing horse
And his rider, of course.
A faceless black cloak was he.
Frodo gulped and closed his eyes.
He prayed for a better demise.
Then the ring started calling
And Frodo started falling
For the old ring's promising lies.
But he was stopped before he could wear it.
Sam had grabbed him before he couldn't bear it.
They devised a distraction
And ran into action
Frodo couldn't tell the others or share it.
"I must get to Bree, dear Merry!"
"I know, take Buckleberry Ferry."
Frodo barely made the ride
But they reached Bree with the tide.
Then entered the gates and did not tarry.
"Underhill is my name.
Have you seen Gandalf the Grayhame?"
Butterbur shook his head
"What do we do now, we're dead!"
They settled for a drink all the same.
Pippin went for another drink or two.
Sam said, "That guy has been staring at you."
Frodo asked who was the stranger?
"He's one of them Rangers.
They hang 'round in the wilds, they do."
The man sat in the back of the inn
Looking dangerous and evil as sin.
Under his hood, his eyes glinted
With flame's light it was tinted
His gaze following Frodo through the din.
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