Author's Note: Chapter 4! Once again, these limericks were all posted on a message board at the White Council Forums before being brought over here. If they weren't written by me, then the name of the person who wrote it is underneath it.
Disclaimer: I don't own LotR....nor do I own any black socks. The closest thing I have are these red/black Christmas socks with candy canes on them. ^.^
So off to the wilds they did go,
Sam, Pippin, Merry, Frodo,
One of the hobbits got hurt,
The blue eyed little squirt,
And off to Rivendell they did blow.
(~SilverScribe)
To Rivendell off they did go
with a pony they weren't quite so slow.
At Weathertop they did stop
and here guard did drop
The Nazgul followed them. Oh no!
(~JeanElf)
Poor Frodo wounded did get
before Strider upon them set.
His shoulder was stabbed
before he was grabbed
by his friends who were all a-fret!
(~JeanElf)
Then Aragron kingsfoil did find
It helped them out of a bind
For it gave Arwen days
To get them a ways
And closer to the elven kind.
(JeanElf)
The Nazgul followed all night
And in all black, were quite a sight.
With Frodo still in pain
And everything to gain
Arwen summoned the river to help her plight.
Lord Elrond he was one wise old guy,
Healed Frodo with a wink of his eye,
Then he had a big meeting,
Though the time it was fleeting,
And so the Nine Walkers, they did fly.
(~SilverScribe)
Then Frodo lost all thought
and to Rivendell he was brought
To waken in bed
Hurrah! He's not dead.
He was sure he had been caught.
(~JeanElf)
Surprise! Gandalf was there,
With glad tidings to bear.
The Nazgul were gone
And Sam he did fawn
Over how well he did fare.
(JeanElf)
Elrond he was meeting at last.
He'd heard so much in the past
Of the great elven lord
They traveled toward
He'd put his arm in a cast!!!
(~JeanElf)
Gandalf and Elrond did talk
Of war, rings, and a black sock.
"Our allies list
Grows thin, like mist.
And our forces Sauron does mock."
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